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>tfw looking up your HS classmates on Facebook & seeing how far ahead they are in their careers
It sucks that my class literally only has a few losers in life. Almost all went to college & most Are now working high paying jobs on NYC
>look up my HS classmates on FB
>everyone is fat, including my oneitis from then
>>29315151
luckily you don't have a healthy appetite. good job, anon. that will show them.
>>29315151
Must be awesome growing up in some bumfuck town where only a handful of people end up successful
>that moment when you realized you are getting old and still havent done/accomplished anything worth mentioning yet
>>29314951
I'm 32 and even though I have done extremely little that is respected by mainstream culture, I have put an enormous amount of time and effort into spiritual development and I now consider myself at peace with the cycle of life and death. I still have my fears and angers and hates and I live much like everyone else, but I am, on a conscious level, different than I used to be and different than others around me; I know that all of this is just a show and that I have the power not to let the show move me in a way I don't want to be moved.
I think that's enough of an accomplishment for now.
I'm 36 and fairly successful in life. Except my clock is ticking too and I want a gf whom I can waifu and have kids with ;_;
>>29314951
25 here
I once ate 6 sandwiches at once. Granted, I was full and cannot move after, but I did it.
It is all about what is worth mentioning It's subjective.
>grandma Linda found the pussyplug pendulum
hehe it's one of these threads
>>29314892
This sentence is creative but I find it really irritating for some autistic reason
>>29314932
it's excessively alliterative
Just a fucking daily reminder for robots to always remember that with any woman you are dealing with pic-related was 100% them at least once at any point during the current week, over the last weekend or past 6 months
>That smug cunt at the office, who won't talk to anyone who isn't management
>That strong independent woman focused on her career goals
>Your female manager
>The female directors sitting on the board of your company pretending to not be filling board quotas
>Women in politics
>That woman who laughed at you for being ugly
>The woman who rejected you for not being Chad
>The women who turn their noses up at you like you are beneath them
>The cunt who wouldn't even look at or greet you when your Tyrone friend introduced you to her to be polite
>All feminists
>The hollywood actress you put on a pedestal
>Female heads of state
>Female family members
>Smug cunt female classmates in college
>Any woman who has treated you as something beneath her due to any perceived value she "thought" she had....
Always remember that pic-related is what you are dealing with here...
No matter how "better" women think they are, that is the sum-value of any woman you'll ever meet.
thank you.
Source originale?
>>29314869
Eugenics for women when?!?!?
>>29314869
that's why I stick to 2D
I have flaky as fuck skin but every time I use a moisturizer it feels like my entire face is caked in grease.
What are some good moisturizers for my skin type?
>not making your own
>>29314837
>What are some good moisturizers for my skin type?
Semen.
>>29314837
It might be just like your other habits like taking long hot shower or being in the sun
What is your political compass?
GANDHI
/pol/ kicked me out
I dont know what that means but I have extreme views that I keep to myself because nobody else cares.
What do you want more, girls or money?
I read a thread on /biz/ earlier today, a post caught my eye. To paraphrase:
>'I care about making money way more than any girl. My gf is of four years always thinks I'm out chasing other women, and I explained it to her as simple as possible. I told her I don't really care about other women, I didn't even really give a fuck about her. I'm chasing deals and ideas on how to get rich, if she doesn't like that she can fuck off.'
Searching for gf is not the way to go. Maybe hunting your passion, starting a business, finding an idea is. Once you have the spark in you to pursue goals, and once those pockets start filling up, then the women come.
BUT
Is this worth it? If you found success and you were like the guy I paraphrased, would women be worth it to you any more? You could long be desensitized to romantic love, and not have the same desire you started with. You'd realize women are just gold digging sluts and '''''love'''''' wouldn't be present. Is there a solid middle ground?
Once again anon, what do you want more?
Money or women.explain.
well ive never had a gf and ive never had any money
where do i start? college dropout, small town. few opportunities
make many friends
have lots of sex
(doesn't require you to have lots of sex partners or many deep friendships)
Focus on $$$, no question. Focus on success. It takes more patience, but if you succeed, bitches will follow.
t. now successful guy who lost his virginity at 26
>I just paid 8$ for a dating app for special privileges
Am I a cuck
sorry but yes. good luck finding a decent girl though. I havent had any success with online apps or real life...
>>29314691
>he thinks paid features will help his chances
are they gonna let you look at new users first or something?
What does it mean???? When did they change it
It means that long cat is kill and 4chan will never have the early 2000's magic back
>>29314686
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni_Boldini
The painters wiki page
>>29314686
I kinda like it, a nice soothing ban image
Post pathetic shit normies believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSZky8dk7OE
Man, that animation is sickening. The squiggly line shit that I think started with Edd Ed, n' Eddy was done as a tribute to older cartoons of the 30's - 50's, but nowadays with web animation it just looks really pretentious.
>>29314651
This guy probably doesn't even actively listen to music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SU0gFPMwP8
>>29314704
i like it, ironically because i liked the animation style of ed edd and eddy
>My psychiatrist said that if it wasn't for my religious beliefs she'd have me put in a mental hospital
>I became an atheist 2 weeks ago
>I have to see her tomorrow
How fucked am I?
>>29314608
When she start talking, start stroking your dick over your pants.
When she acts all shocked and defensive, whip it out and start jacking off furiously. Chace her around if you have to and ejaculate on her. Then proceed like nothing happened.
>>29314608
Instead of telling her you're atheist, say that you've realized God is the enemy and you accepted Satan into your heart.
>>29314608
Lie you dumb fuck....
Let me tell you a story of my computer illterate religious zealot of a mom.
>be me
>browisng 4chan
>some anon shitposts with porn
>mom saw it while I was on my pc.
>she loses ehr shit
>she somehow believes that she can "shut down" 4chan
>she calls microsoft support
>countless pajeets explain in great detail how that isnt possible
>she's in denial
>she wont stop
>she goes from site to site trying to look up "how to shut down a website"
>she goes on shitbook and asks our neighbors for advice
>whatafuckingidiot.jpg
>after 4 days of her not talking to me, I get an idea.
>I know our ISP login info
>I go thru the process to block 4chan's ip from our house
>later mom thinks all her effort actually worked
>with a smug face, she says "I told you I could do it anon!"
>mfw
Cont
Im on my phone on a vpn. Mom would lose her shit if she found out her plan didn't work.
>>29314599
You sound like pussy. You should have let her continue making a fool out of herself.
>>29314599
You are not a man
Tell your mother that you will shitpost all the day if you want it, and that she failed as a parent because you actually stay on 4chan
And laugh at her computer illiteracy while you are at it
alright frogposters, my collection isn't doing too well. post some frogs, trade, help out others
here's a wizard i picked up a couple months ago, never saw it posted by anyone else
>tfw when I have a 4000 pepe collection
>tfw I'm thinking of crashing the market
>tfw when the last crash was only 1000 pepe's and a lot of them were duplicates
here jew boy I'll throw some pepes your way
>tfw too many chromosomes
When are we going to ban all make-up except for theatrical use?
>>29314437
>theatrical use
who needs culture
>>29314437
If that along with male pregnancy ever became a thing and caught on popularly it would be interesting to see women have to actually attempt to develop their personalities and be appealing beyond their sexual organs.
It feels like such an alien idea, like a speculative science fiction novel.
>>29314605
male pregnancy seems like a huge stretch but male birth control or artificial wombs seems more likely.
Which one of these can I use to OD and die?
>>29314319
You'll just blackout for a while and make a mess of your room, maybe throwup a bit
Just take an ambien and go to sleep
Your gun.
>>29314409
How did you know I had a gun?
>>29314400
I took one 20 minutes ago and nothing is happening.
I can't believe i fell for the ambien meme
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