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Who here /smashbros/?
>>25711924
fuck yeah bro, in fact I'm going to a monthly tourney on saturday.
>>25712088
where at, you dubs toting nig? sorry man originality you know
>>25711924
>tfw you haven't played Brawl
>tfw Brawl wasn't even that great in your opinion
Everything felt too heavy, idk (characters jumping, for example)
Melee master race
How the fuck can we solve the manchild-problem?
I mean, so many white males are just dropping out of life because they're pathetic vermin. Instead of making a family, and most importantly, children, they just rot in front of their computers every single day, watching anime or playing stupid video games.
I personally know at least 3 of these subhumans, and they all have certain things in common.
>went to university
>earn a decent amount of money
>either waste the money on trivial horseshite or save it for no apparent reason, or waste on on manchildren collections (comics, guns, anime shit)
>have absolutely no interest in politics, history, anything else but their shitty manchild hobbies
>politically passive, don't give a fuck about what's happening to their country
>absolutley NO productive hobby, 95 % of free time is spent in front of their computer watching degenerate anime
What the fuck do we do?
How is bringing more humans into an already overpopulated world a good thing?
>>25711847
>>earn a decent amount of money
Then they are not manchildren
manchildren are people 18 years or older that still lives with their parents for some reason. If you are able to take care of yourself without leeching then you are a certified adult.
>>25711847
is this copypasta suppose to be ironic?
Defend this you fags, OH RIGHT YOU CAN'T. THERE IS NOTHING REMOTELY BETTER ABOUT THE ASIAN CHICK. NOTHING.
>>25711659
It is okay for people to hold a preference. You know that right?
>>25711659
Asian chicks are for filthy weebs who think they look like shitty anime characters
>>25711659
who is the left chick? anyone have a name.
First to get dubs gets to pick my desktop backround
Picture of moot cumming on himself
originality is required
big horse dicks
What social media do normies use these days? I stalk my former class mates but they pretty much never update their kikebooks/twicucks
insta m80 most insta now
>>25711636
>having a facefuck
it's like you want the NSA's dick in your ass
>>25711636
Snapchat, instagram, Tender, hinge
>tfw no buhok combing, simbahan attending, ulo scratching, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I'm convinced you're making up half of these words by now, but i'm too lazy to google them to check.
i appreciate your dedication though
>>25711618
Who the fuck is monkey-chan, anyway? Are there other pictures of her?
>>25711618
What the fuck is wrong with you. I hope you're a flip yourself otherwise this is just sad.
Do you think Katya ever poops? If so, how often?
A girl that cute must never let waste fall from her body like a common negro in the jungle.
i'm pretty sure most 8+/10 girls dont poop but i cant confirm
>>25711504
She squats down and shits out a flower.
>>25711546
>>25711504
10's only need an anus because it's a fun game of hide and seek for my cock
I've always been wondering this. How the fuck are their so many NEETs? Like logistically how the fuck do you exist.
>How old are you?
>Where do you live/how do you afford living expenses?
>What country are you from?
>Why are you NEET?
>How old are you?
20
>Where do you live/how do you afford living expenses?
Outside phiily, parents and shit job
>What country are you from?
USA
>Why are you NEET?
Because there is nothing else to be
>>25711464
>How old are you?
22
>Where do you live/how do you afford living expenses?
midwest, probably NEETbux soon
>What country are you from?
USA
>Why are you NEET?
There's nothing for me to do
>How old are you?
21
>Where do you live/how do you afford living expenses?
Georgia, parents
>What country are you from?
US
>Why are you NEET?
Terrible social anxiety
Who here /shitpost for 3 hours a day while commuting to school/?
>TFW wasting so much time just to get to community college smdh
Bump cmon senpaitachi where my commuting niggas at
Smdh where u guys at
>>25711395
What's taking so long? You /bus/ ?
>roastie on kikebook posts a status
>"omg gonna stop smoking cigarettes soon!!!"
>i comment
>"I believe in you, but you can't plan to quit, or you never will. You need to do it right now, just get rid of them"
>"WTF of course you're being that guy"
>her normie friends jump in to defend her
>30 comments in reply to me
>I come back an hour later and they were just talking at me (read: to themselves) the whole time
...Of COURSE, I'm being that guy. It's because I actually give a fuck.
Fine. You know what? People don't give a shit. They have no self-awareness, no self-control. Fuck them. Just die of pneumonia, emphysema, cancer, and all the other shit you'll get from that garbage, then. I don't give a fuck. Die, whore.
You lectured her on Facebook over a status. No shit people aren't going to like that. You come as condescending when you do things like that.
>>25711368
This. It would be different if you knew her, but considering you're referring to her as a roastie I doubt you're close enough to be giving her advice.
>>25711316
honestly why did you even comment
Cozy rooms thread.
Another cozy room.
>>25711262
that's not even a bed, just a piece of furniture with a thin futon over it.
I've been told that this looks cozy, though personally I think this looks too cold.
Let's see that internet tough guy, brobots.
Discuss and critique the fighting strategies against aggressive normies 1v1.
Normies like to threaten violence after realizing that words aren't getting the desired result; if you're slowly getting fed up like me, you will likely end up talking your way into a fight.
Pick your location, and your prediction for how you win the fight. Normie fights usually take place in:
> bars
> nightclubs
> school hallways
> parking lots
> the park
> the bathroom, if female
Rules:
> don't pull out a fucking knife you psycho
> don't kill anyone, we're going full batman on this one
I'll start this off by playing the ultimate internet tough guy card: just carry a gun
I'm not going to get into a fight over some pissing contest but if anyone tries to injure me I'm blowing their fucking brains out and getting way with it legally, so all normies keep their hands to themselves
desu if I get in a fight I'm gonna be scared as shit, and I'll just stomp him in the head til he stops moving as soon as I can manage
Pick any location you want and I win because I am not there.
having an accent = mispronouncing words
you can't argue with this, accentcucks
Literally everyone has an accent.
Even you.
>OP thinks he doesn't have an accent
>talk to someone for a year until they realise i'm foreign after pointing it out myself, despite thick shitty dutch accent
>talk to someone i just met, have to repeat every sentence twice until they start guessing what i'm saying
why the fuck do people either not hear it or treat me like it's an indian accent
>talk to some folks
>occasionally laugh at a joke together
>maybe even like the same video game or cookie brand
>feel empty and dissatisfied afterwards
at the risk of sounding like a hipster tumblrina, i feel like i never meet people who i can really share the "real stuff" in life with. there's no deeper bonds or genuine connections, everyone just knows me as some dude they have an ok time with every now and then. i never feel like there's anyone who's really someone i can open up more to or show off my interests and thoughts to more in detail
i feel like this goes for women too, it all just feels like pretense and bullshit even when you're literally attempting to date with the intention of maybe getting together at some point. do normies not crave this or something, or am i just mentally fucked?
Yes my friend, maybe you are a cyborg just like me
We don't have the skills normies have neirher the magic power of the robots
Walking both planes need developing technics. This sucks bc you will never be completely alone, but nine of that ppl will know the feel
I was lucky to have a proper Judeo-Christian upgringing and while it was difficult to see the ideology put to ruin in my later years I at least have the sentiment with me at all times. The kinship; the pure, boundless love, the compassion, the nostalgia..
>>25711437
Behold, I'm a grand wizard.
>>25711498
cuck
Is it healthy for people in a relationship to talk to each other like this?
my bf calls me a nigger all the time and I call him a chink.
what kind of retarded bullshit did i just read
seems stupid to me
"H-haha we call each other racial slurs but we're so mature we're not offended lol"
sage residentialblackgirl
