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I think I'm in love with my bestfriend. we both are girls and she's straight, I'm supposed to be straight too, but since two months ago I've the impulse to hug her, tell her that I love her and even kiss her in the lips.
I'm like jealous when boys talk to her and I wanna be with her all the time.
I don't know what to do, this shit is getting hard, sometimes I have dreams where I'm a boy and we are together as a couple. Even I have desire that the x-change pills really exist, fake my death, take one blue pill and become a boy and be with her.
I'm getting sick, robots, please help.
What would you do?
What should I do?
>>25708111
You're not a girl if you have a penis, OP.
>>25708111
>What should I do
get the fuck off my board for starters
If I was a lesbian I'd get drunk at lesbian bars and refuse to fuck the other lesbians that didn't meet my standards.
If I had single target sexuality or "oneitis" I'd just orbit. Because what the fuck do I know about normal human relationships.
Let's have a comfy thread, /r9k/.
It's cold outside, the radiator is hissing softly by the window, I just threw some cedar oil in my burner lamp and I'm going to kick back with a good book and a smooth vodka. Solid 7.5/10 comfy.
How about you guys? How's your night? Let's keep the vibes positive, there are more than enough other threads to get angry in.
Here's some comfy background music for you all, too.
http://listen.hatnote.com/
>>25707874
you sound comfy I like it. Im agitated and feel shit.
That background music is awful man
>>25707874
Browsing this thread on my old Asus EEE PC 701. Pretty comfy having a 11 inch laptop in bed with hot coco. If only the RA plebs would turn off the heater....I like it cold.
>>25708055
Well it's not so much "music" as an algorithm that plays a certain note every time Wikipedia is updated or edited. I dunno, it's kinda zen for me.
You looking for something...colder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVMsEldDz8M
Or maybe...brighter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCkpZxS7hd4
A little more ambient?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaLW8R4m8iU
Or maybe just some background noises to let you feel like you're somewhere else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAg6tyC9Xxc
>mfw getting fit did nothing for me
Nice epic meme. All this starvation for fucking naught.
>Starvation
You're not fit, you're skinny at best.
>>25707926
I went from eating tons of carbs to eat 4 slices of bread max a day. Yellow rice instead of normal rice. Fruit instead of a big Mac. Etc
I lost 40 fucking kg. I feel lighter yeah but was it worth it? Still can't get a gf
>>25707977
Sounds beta as fuck. No wonder
What do you think when you see shit like this?
big bobas
>>25707832
I think black guys BTFO their women better than any other race. Actually, the Russians are close contenders.
less of a beta attitude.
Why are people so thirsty for porn when you can find a million amateur nudes on the internet?
Is /r9k/ into Ryona?
>>25707655
very
harapan
>>25707694
yo
yo
what the fuck
> tfw no qt gf to bust her uterus into a bloody mess
If you could start all over and do it again, would you? What would you do differently?
I absolutely would start again. I wouldn't fuck around in school and I wouldn't have quit playing sports so early. I could have been a chad m8
I would go to trade school rather then collage.
I also would molest different girls then I did, and not fool around with my family members when I was in my teens.
>>25707613
yes i would star over, 4th grade specifically
Food is better / equal to sex
Inb4 angry virgins rush the thread claiming otherwise
Yes yes cum inside pussy no condor with foreskin
>>25707564
>plain grocery store bread
Everything else looks kind of good but... why?
>>25707564
BBQ looks pretty good
>>25707594
>has never eaten BBQ
>>25707564
What you're looking at is traditional central texas bar-b-que, it's tradition to have thin sliced white bread as a side, specifically grocery store style
I think it goes back to the days when th bread was cooked in square bins and never in buns
>tfw i finally got to talk about central texas bar-b-que on a Mongolian cartwheeling forum
nofap day 13
it doesn't get bettter edition
a pointless meme trend in a pointless life
shitty nofap thread 3546 hijacked by dxm because of the image
im gonna do 700mg later this month so fucking excited
>>25707535
I don't do the nofap thing because i'm addicted to it.
However because i feared for my health. I went from my previous average of 1-2 times a DAY (for nearly a decade straight)
And i'm down to only jerking off one Sundays and Wednesdays
i'm about 2 weeks in successfully and i'm not feeling any better, or any worse.
will this help me in the long run?
>>25707668
No, nofap is the worst meme in history
>tfw no qt sentinelese gf
I appreciate that you're trying to cheer me up but it's not working.
dat booty look sooooo lovely...i'd cum inside her pussy
Reminds me of the onsen episode of Outlaw Star.
Islam is literally the perfect religion for robots.
>Strongly patriarchal; men still have moral authority
>Women are expected to be feminine; no bitchy cunts with short hair and pantsuits
>Easy to find a submissive wife with traditional values who hasn't ridden the cock carousel
>Anti-degeneracy; deviant behavior that is celebrated in the West (homosexuality, casual sex, etc.) is punishable by death in Islam
plus you know what they say, a prude in those sheets they wear, a prude in the sheets in bed at homewhen you fuck her in the ass
>>25707536
fuck i meant a freak in bed not a prude in bed lmao
>>25707455
>casual sex is prohibited
How is this "perfect" for robots?
>tfw I love my boyfriend and he loves me
YOU ARENT EVEN PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT YOU FUCKING ROASTIE NORMIE STACY REEEEEEEEEEE
RERERERERREEEEEEEE
REEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCK OFF HUMBLEBRAGGING FAGGOT REEEEEEE
>>25707360
>tfw if i ever get in a relationship i will always love her more than she will love me
Life is hell, I lover her so much
>>25707360
i'm happy for you anon but also jealous
Who else /junkie/ here? I'm trying to kick, but have been using for 4 years. I started when my mother and sister died (car crash), got addicted to depression medication, stopped giving a shit and moved on to heroin (first smoking, then injecting). I've seen four of my friends die, both directly and indirectly because of the dope, and don't really feel the high anymore.
Also, AMA if anyone is interested.
INB4 "degenerate" - I already know I am.
What did you do when you used to feel the high? Both alone and with other people? Just sit around nodding off? Or was it fun to just talk shit and smoke cigs?
>>25707352
do you go to NA? I wen
>>25707352
Tried subutex for the first time on the 30th. Used all through 6th of Jan lol. I keep telling myself the shit just isn't as good as I initially thought. Yet I still want more. Should I just cut my connection to the dealer and settle with Cubensis once in a while? Is this how a serious addiction starts? From what I've had experienced people telling me is that it sneaks upon you faster than u kno .
Who /noDrinkingnoDrugs/ here?
You wouldn't believe how much people are triggered by this.
reporting in here familia
probably just as bad as weed lmaos
>>25707179
caffeine is a drug, you stupid frogposter
How ugly am I brobots?
You look good op but why the rifle and edgelord visage?
6 or 7/10 and you look like a cool guy
Security job?
HOLY FUCK GO TO /soc/ THIS IS NOT A FACE RATING BOARD
>ywn be in an endless time loop where you are in 6th grade forever
Haruhi Yuru Yuri?
sounds like hell
only thing worse would be 7th grade
8th grade would be ok since i stopped giving a single fuck and went full anime/4chan addict
6th-10th grade are the worst fucking years of my life and I never want to go back
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