Post your youtuber waifus that you love and get depressed about because you'll never connect with them
>Pic unrelated
female youtubers are mostly obnoxious le quirky 20 year olds that pander to an age range of 6 to 16.
Not that I blame them really, easy money and an army of tweens to back you up and give you money.
>>25710066
This pic makes me really sad every time I see it.
Robot mandated content
I got arrested and sent to jail for weed
They thought that I should be locked up and kept away from the rest of society because i just wanted to get high, eat ice cream sandwiches and watch the peep show all night so i could forget about my day that i spent working in fast food and preparing for stem uni classes so that i can save up enough money to support my parents when they get old and be a safety net for my siblings
all i ever wanted to do was to keep my parents happy. that's all i lived for. that was the goal. i just wanted to live a happy and successful...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAbMnMWHTvY
You got what you deserve you junkie piece of shit. Maybe try NOT being a drug addict??
>>25710181
before anyone responds seriously, this is obviously satire
Sup guys, I'm from /b/ and I got tired of all the YLYL and traps. What should I come to expect from /r9k/? Is shitposting frowned upon? What sort of discussions go on? How mean can we be to each other compared to /b/?
>>25709992
Don't be a cunt. Try to actually leave decent posts. If you can't contribute don't bother. And never say "just be yourself".
you should literally not post here since it is a mostly unironic echochamber for seriously depressed people and its not fun and will just make you depressed too
go to off-topic ridden shitholes like /tv/ or /v/ if you wan't to just have some top lels
Go away, I say originally.
>yfw eggman is actually pretty fuckin dope
>>25709907
Forgot link
http://youtu.be/KdDuNmJu4oI
Why is egg trying to be
>>25709907
i find myself perplexed when I hear some of the lyrics he writes.
so little of it is based on reality. It's like he's adopted a caricature of what he thinks hip hop is. It's kinda whack tbqh. Eggman needs to keep it real.
he has good delivery and flow though, even if it is very unoriginal and mimicked.
>tfw asshole dad took away my N64 and he's kicking me out of the house if I don't find a job in the next month
How do you wagecucks find slavemasters? Do you just call numbers from a newspaper? I'm 26 and have never worked before. I don't want to be homeless, please help.
Pic unrelated
I'm only 18 but I have the same problem. I can barely find anything, and if I find anything to apply for, I get no answer.
I guess I'm going to have to give them a written application in person, but I don't see how that can help my chances of being hired.
I'm not a neet but during the summers I chose to get certifications or take classes rather than work. Ironically, this prevented me from getting work experience, hence why I too know these feels
Ive had half a dozen jobs in the last 2 years AMA
quick tips:
>staffing companies exist to give unemployable people jobs, apply to all of them in driving distance
>learn to bullshit at job interviews early, memorise your academic stuff like GPA and the rating of your school
Fembots, has a boy ever told you that he's too attractive to be with someone like you?
>>25709827
no but my bf IS too attractive to be with me im too ugly
>>25709827
>>25709841
You'd both probably look hotter if you threw up after meals some of the time, like maybe just after breakfast.
>>25709827
>>25709841
ITT: "Lonely" Fembots
Fuck off
>>>/soc/
Be honest my fellow robots, is it my looks that fuck me over or something else?
>>25709644
You look pretty cute, OP. Will you be my gf?
>>25709644
Can we get a non edited picture?
>>25709644
You're not bad looking my man, maybe you don't have enough confidence or something
Maybe this shit is why you all can't get a gf
this is the result of not getting a gf
>>25709588
It's funny when girls ain't like this isn't the case.
>>25709564
My lord what is the deal with robots
Why are women pants-on-head retarded? Look at this fucking bitch
Jdkwpqjdbfb fuck you don't mute me
Jdkwpqjdbfb spam that number, it's my bros number
Seriously, fuck this bitch
>Get home from work
>Browse hentai for an hour
>Get worked up
>Have a great idea
>Get in shower, use girly shampoo and soap to smell nice
>Shave up asshole and balls sparkling clean
>Loosen up butt with fingers + soap
>Get out of shower and trap up
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I realy don't want to believe you.. but for some reason I do...
Not gay at all.
>>25709511
>So how gay am I?
hella gay tbf niqqa lmaooo
>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
>Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
>Consistent preference for solitary activities.
>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
>Indifference to either praise or criticism.
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most of the people who have that probably just had shitty parents
"x patter of behaviour is a medical disorder"
>tfw not enough contact with people to remember that I don't like people
>"i'm lazy but smart"
>I could do it if I tried
>>25709359
>If I wasn't high I could do it
>>25709359
I genuinely believed this for a long time. But, even though it's hard to admit, I am dumb.
Why do girlfeet exist?
>>25709345
>DUDE
>FEET
>LMAO
you're worse than furfags at this point
>>25709540
You probably jack off to diapers.
>>25709345
for sniffing
>you will never save her in some sort of time machine
Why go on?
>>25709326
>you will never get to fuck her
Why live?
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNT11IqSXM
You might be wrong. According to one physicist we might be one day be able to summon all back from the dead. It was on that science show with Morgan Freeman. He calls it the omega point or something. He could be wrong ofcourse, but if he's not we can summon her back and potentially give her some mclovin'
>Anon makes eye contact with cute girl
>"STOP STARING AT ME YOU PERVERT!"
>Muslim immigrants gang rape German women on New Years Eve
>I-It's just their culture, refugees welcome!
When did you realize being born white in today's sick, jewified world means you literally cannot get a gf?
>>25709231
>syrian flag
>saudi arabian hat
for what purpose
>>25709269
He's posing as a Syrian refugee just so he can get free refugee money and easy rapes in Germany.
>>25709231
some nice fellow made these over at /pol/
bretty nice too be honest