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This girl has done hardcore porn to support her college fund. What have you even achieved in your life?
Killed another human being and got away with it.
Mmm yeah Chad.
>>25715939
I shitpost on the Internet
Get comfy
Get mc d breakfast
Chill
Shitpost
C.s
Fap
Chill
Shitpost
Go on troll science . com
So nice
Shes hot though desu senpai
Hey there wagekeks.You could die right now and the economy wont be effected, but if you were in charge of an organization and decided to shut it down and go NEET, then yes..that would actually have an effect on other people, but if you're just 1 person working within that organization doing wage-kek work you're so incredibly disposable it's not even funny, you're basically a parasite yourself doing some work for someone who actually had the intelligence and ability to build something up. You're really not that much better than someone who sits at home all day or someone that just digs holes.
How do I know this?
Everyone in my family tells me how jealous they are of me. Even my own mother, she works as a lawyer and is on $200,000+ a year and everyday she comes home and says how she wish could just stay home all day and never work again. She constantly complains about her jobs and the people she has to deal with. My father quit his job and is now NEET as well and he fucking loves it. The only reason why my mother wont just quit is because she has built up a lifestyle that she wants to maintain that requires her to continue working, she is too far gone into the materialism meme to actually do something about it and stop.
Wagecucks of the world unite and become NEETs! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
>>25715901
m8
the filter for cuck got removed weeks ago, you can stop saying wagekek now.
>work my ass off all semester
>wish every single day that I was a NEET
>finish semester strong
>get home
>do nothing but sleep, eat, play video games, and exercise
>feel like an utterly worthless piece of garbage after 5 days
It's not all it's cracked up to be
>23
>never had a gf
>parents think i am gay
this has been going on since i was 18, how do i stop it?
get arrested for raping a girl
>>25715673
GET SWOLE
den fugg bishes
den fugg some more bishes
den realise fuggen bishes ain't end all
get arrested for raping a guy
Sup robots
I started lurking here for the lulz, some of you guys are really pathetic. You have all of these thoughts that are, quite frankly, false.
I'm what you guys would call a Chad.
> inb4 gtfo chad
> inb4 gtfo normie
I legit wanna help you guys out. I've helped a ton of my friends (we're all stem majors) at least get a successful date. Ask me questions and I'll legit answer them.
Just some extra thoughts:
NOT ALL girls aren't evil and condescending (most aren't)
If you consider yourself ugly, FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Get in shape, spare just an hour of the day to go to the gym, or just torrent a workout program like Insanity or something.
Some girls will have extremely high standards that few, if any, guys can reach. Get over it. The majority of girls (at least the girls you SHOULD want to go out with) are openminded and will date you as long as you don't come off as a freak and are decent looking (and if your not, refer back to my part about working out).
Alright robots, now is your chance. Ask away! I'll only be responding to serious posts.
>>25715651
>don't come off as a freak
uhhh....
>>25715668
It's really not hard to not come off as a freak.
>As if a Chad wouldn't have anything better to do
You can't fool us, a real Chad wouldn't feel the need to validate himself by pretending to help robots
>be on /r9k/
>pretend to be fembot
>guaranteed replies
Is there an even easier way to get (You)s on 4chan? Genuinely want to know
What is the purpose of getting (you)s? It's not like that attention stays with you, unless you're a tripfag.
>lurk on /r9k/
>wait for suitable opening when someone asks OP a question
>pretend to be OP and write the most autistic over-the-top garbage I can think of
Literally nobody cares if a woman posts here unless she's suddenly showing us her cooter
I would literally be 10x more confident if it was socially acceptable to cover my face with a mask whilst in public.
>>25715605
me too roboto
me too
>>25715605
dude. used to go to electronic music shows with my normie friends. they loved me and have always understood my autism. I was always so fucking uncomfortable and anxious at these shows. one time my best friend noticed this, gave me his bandana and said "cover your face with this" I covered my face from the nose down and immediately felt like a different person. I had no inhibitions. It was so liberating.
I can't believe I had a friend as fucking cool as that. I can't believe I forgot he did that until just now. I can't believe I haven't talked to him in 2 years cause I was struggling with alcohol/drug addiction.
I miss my friend.
>>25715605
Why? Genuinely curious
Who /gangster/ here? I just stole my roommate's Goldfish Puffs and I'm going to eat the whole bag.
Asshole, you give them back right now
>tfw stole a mint off my teachers desk in middle school
>>25715487
Goldfish puffs are fucking disgusting.
I took the first sip of my mother's soda the other day.
how many reaction pics do you have
>tfw only 381
>>25715387
> tfw over 3000
> tfw that's just on mobile
Hundreds. Only use maybe ten regularly.
A couple thousands, i never looked at them all tho
How do you deal with knowing you're just not good enough to be worth anything special to somebody else?
>not smart enough
>not creative enough
>not confident enough
>not handsome enough
>not charming enough
>not tall enough
>not cute enough
>etc
How do you cope with this?
>>25715343
By not being a self-pitying faggot.
>>25715385
Explain how to not being a self-pitying faggot or your advice is trash.
>>25715440
I would start by not dwelling on my flaws all the fucking time and not seeking pity from strangers over the internet all the god damn time
Why isn't everyone an anti-natalist and hedonist? To me it just seems like common sense.
people have different personality types.
a retarded fedora can't be hedonist because he's scared of his own feelings once they emerge.
people aren't anti-natalist because they wanna pass on their genes and create a future for their own race.
I don't know why isn't everyone an absolute idealist? To me it just seems like common sense.
it just kind of depends on what you mean
we already kind of all live that way in the west, as some people on the planet live in abject poverty and we don't really care or try to change that in any meaningful way
Should I fuck this prostitute r9k?
Any of you have experiences with filthy degenerate whores?
>tfw hoping I get a disease so I die sooner and so I can tell myself it was worth it
>>25715320
>Should I fuck this prostitute r9k?
probably not
but you're going to anyway
she won't love you but its real enough until your money runs out.
put 10 condors before inserting into roast
>tfw you've gotten so lazy that you pee yourself when you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night
I'll never get a boyfriend at this rate.
>I'll never get a boyfriend at this rate.
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ROASTIE FUCKING SHITS TO GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
GOD DAMN IT
>tfw no lazy neet gf
original commentujjujujuj
>>25715276
I wet the bed but not out of laziness.
Not sure how someone you'd want would feel about this, but obviously it wouldn't affect me very much.
Are Japanese girls high test?
They're pretty high test compared to their NEAsian neighbors. Ample breasts tend to be a lot more rare in Chinese and Korean women.
>>25715200
no they are not high test
originalpostfa.m
>chinks
>gooks
>slopes
>nips
>high test
"no"
>tfw bought some pizza
yum yum for my tum tum t/b/h
>>25715184
Why didn't you buy me some you piece of shit?
>>25715208
because you need to shed a few kilos you fat bag of shit
>>25715184
Is that the shitty subway pizza?
>me
>in gay relationship
>inb4 faggot etc etc
>have known him for years
>know he is not a great person but didnt expect this shit
>as soon as we get in relationship demands i dont hang out with anyone else and says i cant talk to anyone else but him
>ever
>he convinces himself that that is what normal couples do
>too much of a cuck to fight back
>lose contact/ignore all friends
>hate myself for it
>shit like this happens for months
>have an argument one day
>gets heated af
>he starts getting up in my face
> i push him away
>he swings at me and lands multiple hits
>partner is physically weaker than me
>by a lot
>dont hit back, just restrain him
>fucking grabs sciscors and cuts me on the arm
>still have marks from 2 months ago
>overthisshit.jpg
>im too much of a cuck to leave
>look up "how to leave an abusive relationship"
>first thing that shows up
>"Know the phone number to your local battered women's shelter."
>mfw
>>25715155
>unironically being a fag
>even once
this is god's punishment, anon
>>25715155
why not just say "fuck off" and leave
>>25715223
OP here, im only kinda a faggot. Im barely ever attracted to guys, like 90% of guys i would never touch. But idk, i want out of this shit i cant take it
