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Why does a guy's dick feel so warm?
Because it has blood in it you fuckwit
It's the blood you fooooool
DO YOU EVEN KNOW SHIT ABOUT BLOOD CIRCULATION? YOU KNOW BLOOD IS WARM,RIGHT? WHY ARE WOMEN SO STUPID?
After browsing this board for some time I realized how pathetic you all are. How can men be so insecure about themselves to take their hatred to women, really?
A woman is a person just like us, she suffers the same and has problems of her own, women are indeed different but the difference is that they're physically weaker and are affected by beauty. You think being beautiful isn't a massive problem for women? You're pathetic.
Just look at the woman in the photo. She's confident about herself, she's beautiful, she takes care of herself. The only reason you idiots could hate on her is because you're jealous and will never achieve her level.
yea I agree oo
I have been browsing this board for some time I realized how pathetic you all are. How can men be so insecure about themselves to take their hatred to women, really?
A woman is a person just like us, she suffers the same and has problems of her own, women are indeed different but the difference is that they're physically weaker and are affected by beauty. You think being beautiful isn't a massive problem for women? You're pathetic.
Just look at the woman in the photo. She's confident about herself, she's beautiful, she takes care of herself. The only reason you idiots could hate on her is because you're jealous and will never achieve her level.
>>25718348
Pendulum swung too far for me.
I was always kind of shy around girls because pussy-on-the-pedastal, but now I've gotten to the point where I'm so comfortable around them that I come off as disinterested and they just assume that I'm either gay or simply don't like them.
I'm still terribly insecure, but now I just make the assumption that no one will ever be interested in me so I just look at every woman like the possibility isn't even on the table. They just fell off the radar for me. Or better yet I turned off the radar and said, "fuck it, it's not worth trying."
>tfw he was not lying after all
you did it bro, you actually did it
Fuck are you talking about?
Please explain.
>>25718341
I loved her.
Why?
>>25718477
What is this? Please explain, very confused.
Does anyone else get turned on when they get bullied? I just want to get degraded and be treated like the little slut I am.
>>25718233
I feel the same way, but I also want to bully women myself.Am I a switch?
>>25718233
Post info to get bullied, bitch.
No OP, because the only mental illness I probably have is being depressed.
25 year old NEET here. My parents are finally kicking me out and I live in San Diego.
>no car
>no degree
>no employment history or recommendation letters
>physically weak
>ugly
What could I possibly do in this situation to not end up as a hobo? I have a 1 month notice to figure it out.
>parents kicking you out
I never understood this American meme
Which high school you go to? Claremont high 09fag here.
Post yfw OP is the person who makes all those "wagecucks" threads
A bearded wizard offers you one of these girls as your life companion. She will never get older, always do what you want her to do, always be how you lik her to be... until the day you die.
But, you'll always have to mantain your ideal body weight (+/- 1kg).
You get the girl as soon as you hit the mark (even immediately if you already are).
You lose the girl (forever) as soon as your weight is 1kg more or less than your ideal body weight.
Do you accept the deal?
If you do, which girl do you pick?
I would accept the deal. Hitting the mark in 6 to 8 months. Get delicious V. Be happy forever.
>>25718050
>A bearded wizard offers you one of these girls as your life companion.
Go away.
>You lose the girl (forever) as soon as your weight is 1kg more or less than your ideal body weight.
This is idiotic.
Your body weight changes by a couple kgs all the time. It changes after taking a shit you fucking retard.
>Do you accept the deal?
You have literally nothing to lose by taking the deal.
>>25718050
they look about 14 you f*cking cr**p
The most important thing in life is other people.
Knowing this, why do you continue to isolate yourself?
>>25717989
People being the most important thing means they can hurt you the most too, retard.
This kind of blinkered limited thinking is exactly what makes you a normie
I like to think that God is the most important thing.
I don't like normies.
Whats your fetish r9k?
Have you ever acted on/ fulfilled it in any way?
Here's mine
>hairy (except legs)
>armpit
>piss
>scatt (only if she's really hot)
>sweaty
>3d dungeon stuff
>big animals fucking girls
never acted on any of these though bc hopeless virg
Just feet. Only thing that gets me off really.
I've never acted on it with a girl, but I have with a guy. He is a very feminine, emo loner. I liked his feet because they were very feminine and his legs and feet were hairless.
We were close friends in high school and I eventually admitted that I liked his feet so he let me worship them for $20/hour.
I still keep in touch with him. He is a NEET now and doesn't do anything but sit in his room and play videogames. I went over on New Year's Eve and it made me feel like shit kinda.
I spent my New Year's Eve under his desk with his bare feet pinned to my face as he played Starcraft. Really made me realize that my life is utter shit.
Wearing qt grill clothes makes me hard for some reason
>>25718110
how can ppl be so obsessed with feet?
you can't even fuck them and they are the farthest away from the vag and face
>tfw masculine bearmode
>women ignore me while traps want me to violate them
this is not the world Zyzz promised me
all i wanted was a qt gf
>>25717971
>>women ignore me while traps want me to violate them
what's the secret anon
>>25718081
i really have no idea, even on dating sites i don't get many matches from actual girls
it's really disorienting
and the problem is they act way girlier than girls, sometimes you can't tell until they tell you themselves.
>>25718081
>what's the secret anon
Traps usually have daddy issues, even if big muscly men don't represent their dad in anyway, they come off like a strong willed, strict, and extremely dominant person, which is a good replacement for daddy.
Are there any robots in Africa or is it a continent 100% normie?
more like
>no internet
>blocked
>no computer
>>25717940
It's a continent that has not yet developed to the point where the normie and robot social classes start to appear.
I imagine Robot Africans either kill themselves, get killed, move to America/some 1st world place for school, or become witch doctors and shit in the brush.
Is there anything more shitposting than bait images?
yes, there be
masterbait thread
I dunno, saging or ignoring is what you should do instead of postojg silly pictures.
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
well not the weirdest, but last night i had a dream that i killed a girl and to hide her body by making sandwiches out of her meat.
That wasn't really the weird part of it. The weird part was how i killed her. Her head was peaking out of the window of my house so i threw a napkin from my pocket full speed and it headshoted her and killed her
>>25717874
>eat cheese
>have vivid surreal pleasant dreams
>forget them immediately
Damn, I really should start a dream journal again
>>25717874
I had a dream that an (apparently well-respected) bassist taught me his instrument.
My dreams are getting more and more normal. I'm not sure what to make out of it.
I live in Australia. There is nothing for me here. I don't get along with family. My friends have all abandoned me. I have a job but I don't care about it because it is monotonous and repetitive and boring. My dog is dead. I have $1200 in savings. I could probably steal a few thousands from my "friend" before I left. I'm thinking about buying a one way ticket to Canada for my birthday in 3 weeks and just not coming back. I can get one for about $800. I don't know why Canada. Maybe snow. I went to the snow once. I liked it. I was happy in the snow. I'd rather kill myself in the snow than in the hot sun.
Share your thoughts.
>>25717830
>800 flight
>to Canada
Nigger I've done that flight a few times and its at least 1300 one way and 1700 round trip. You also need support funds and cant just show up like a faggot
>>25717830
Hey, your life is like mine too.
I live in Australia, I hate the culture here, I don't have any future and I hate my job and family, no friends to speak of.
I don't really have advice though, I guess I just felt happy because in a weird way we aren't alone.
>>25717853
I don't want a round trip. I never want to return. I don't mind being homeless. I just don't want to be here.
>>25717875
Come with me.
who /powerball/ here? i'm addicted to buying tickets now, been spending ~$50 a week on em. my life is objectively shit, the only way out imo is winning the lottery.
Your life will be way shittier if you keep spending your money like that, and the incredibly small chance of winning isn't worth it
I had to go to a few gas stations because I spent all my savings ($1000) on tickets.
Your chances of being struck by lightning are higher. The lottery is a tax on stupid people.
>people in class saying you look like a psychopath behind your back
What the fuck? I just wanted to have friends.
>>25717698
>people use to call you creepy
>decide to roll with it thinking I'm some kind of misfit/underdog
>actually just creepy to people
killmeplease
>people in class used to think I was satanist
How does one LOOK satanist? Only black I even wore were jeans and converse.
If they want you as a psychopath then give them a psychopath.
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