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>tfw big asses are considered attractive to all races and now white girls have to photoshop their ass big
Tight white girl ass >>>>>> big fat ass
>>25867001
>are considered attractive to all races
Not true, that's just for ethnics.
The civilized man prefers tits.
But of course the civilized man is just getting extinct in a global chimpout.
>>25867001
Cute, tight ass > fat nigger-like asses
>I wake up every evening
>with a big smile upon my face
>And it never feels out of place
>And you're still working
>at a nine to five pace
>I wonder how bad that tastes
>When you see my posts
>Hope it gives you hell
>Hope it gives you hell
I thought that was an "I'm over you" song.
>Now where's your picket fence cuck
>And where's that shiny car
>And did it ever get you far
>And truth be told I miss work
>And truth be told I'm lying
You should be sympathetic to wagies
![la_ca_0326_game_of_thrones_011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Eb825T.jpg "la ca 0326 game of thrones 011[1]")
Which Game of Thrones character do you empathize with the most?
>>25866622
Tyrion.
Because everyone around him is so stupid by comparison.
None of them. Their lives and problems don't really compare to my own.
Closest may be Arya, but only in one facet. I used to pretend to be a boy when I was a kid.
That dude that cut off Jamie's hand.
He's a robot that stood up to Chad.
Who here highschool student
>senior
>"greatest year of my life"
>>25866599
same here senpai. only im 19 cause i missed a year
>>25866599
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEE
Gfro reeeeeeeeee
>>25868244
Why? I'm a fucking shut in if I'm not at school I'm in my house not leaving my room
I took the last 2 days off college because I felt like shit, and had the flu. I have slept for 27 hours in the past 36. I have used no electronics and have drank roughly 6 litres of water and tea.
I did this because I was sick and had a sore throat. I still do. But I'm experiencing what can only be described as a moment of clarity. I had to report back to here.
The dark circles underneath my eyes are gone. My eyes aren't bloodshot and my vision is clearer than I can ever remember it being in the past year. My heart is running at a nicer 83 beats per minute rather than it's normal 90. Everything around me looks clearer. I don't have any headaches and for the first time in a while I don't feel tired of it all.
I'm telling you guys. Sleep is the fucking greatest lyf hak there is. I normally only slept for 7 hours a night. Maybe only 5 at the weekends. After this experience I'm definitely going to be going to bed earlier.
Try it guys. No electronics, no alcohol or weed or any of that shit. Nothing but sleep, tea, and water for 24 hours (eat something relatively healthy if you get hungry) and it will benefit you immensely.
I'll be going back to class tomorrow, happier, healthier, clearer and more relaxed
How will I fuck my gf if I sleep all the time though?
>water makes you function better
no shit
>>25866527
Oh man ikr i had this epiphany the other day as well. Life really seems so much more do-able with a good night's sleep
Should manlets be allowed to apply for disability benefits?
>>25866346
>Manlet
>is holding both girls and is the epicenter of the pic
>should manlets be allowed disability
this, this is some fucking bait.
>>25866346
Maybe, but what would the height limit be?
Damn I wish I was as tall as the guy on the left
ITT: reaction images that are literally you
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The score is also my life too
GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAR JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HDIAHDIHEIHFRHR HEDED DEDEDEDE
Why is drink driving so frowned upon?
>>25866241
Same reason drunk sex isn't a good idea.
It might result in abortions such as yourself.
>>25866241
Death?
I'm watching Cheers on Netflix. Ignore that.
>>25866276
Nice one.
how about some people whose opinions aren't dictated by emotion?
Who here /glutton/?
How do I stop
>>25866198
Binge and purge. Or, ya know, stop eating. I'd tell you to exercise but I doubt you have the willpower.
>>25866198
Just eat a bit more, it will cheer you up
Chewing tobacco helps.
"Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson, both 16, have been charged with conspiracy to commit first-degree murder under extreme indifference and conspiracy to commit first-degree murder after deliberation, 9 News reports. The two girls were thwarted before executing a Columbine-style attack they'd allegedly planned on Mountain Vista High School in Castle Rock, Colorado"
http://www.seventeen.com/life/school/news/a37292/brooke-higgins-sienna-johnson-colorado-shooting/
>>25866175
Would love to see how feminists defend this one
>>25866175
>wanting the Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold of girls
Shit taste anon
Also feminists BTFO
Why is rain the comfiest thing in the world?
>>25866110
snow i comfier
>>25866110
I dunno. Cloudy, cold, rainy days are just so comfy. It's even comfier to be above the clouds.
My guess is because it makes you appreciate being inside. And the constant sound of it is soothing, assuming it's a mild downpour.
>spend a month honing my phishing skills
>finally successfully acquire the gmail password of a girl
>"you need to verify it's you"
>fuck
>let's see if I can use what I have to get into her facebook
>accidentally send 2 password resets to her inbox
>try and cover my tracks by sending a facebook phishing email
>successfully acquire her facebook password and recovery email
>facebook password changed 2 hours ago
>gmail password changed 2 hours ago
>recovery email account is suspended
Phishing is a waste of time, even if the whores are stupid enough to hand you their logins, google and facebook have their backs
Well, howd you at least get her gmail password?
And do you use Tor or something so you dont get arrested
>>25866004
>not using two-factor auth
this is why elections can still be rigged
>>25866031
>howd you at least get her gmail password?
phishing
>And do you use Tor or something so you dont get arrested
I used a VPN but I am known to the police but for different crimes
Might have had better luck if I tried logging in from the same city as her but I doubt it
>>25866051
Need to know her phone number, recovery email or old school password
>no work
>no school
*yaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn* whoops, I guess I can fall back asleep
>tfw jury duty
>>25865858
Fuck you, I'd kill to be back in my comfy bed right now
>>25865882
I love jury duty. I got to put an illegal in prison for 15 years last time. I have another 2 years before I can do it again. I get paid for it too.
All you have to do is pretend that you're unbiased and you're good to go.
I found out I have a terminal disease yesterday. Feels good, except I'm one of those rare non-neet robots with a pretty sizable life insurance policy, work pension, and 6 figures in assets. I don't really have anyone to leave it to. my only family I care about is my parents and they're in their 70s, so it wouldn't do any good to leave it to them since they'll be dead soon themselves. If I had a kid, I could at least leave it to them and make sure they have a better shot at being happy than I did. I grew up poor and fought through being miserable to get a career, but have still always been a social failure.
is there any place I can go to try to make an arrangement like this? obviously the mother would get something out of it too, but I have no idea where to look, or how to go about asking. all I want is for my life to have mattered in some way, and this is the best idea I can come up with. I don't want to leave it to charity or shit like that because that money just goes into the pockets of the people running it.
tl;dr version: I'm dying and want someone to help carry on my (admittedly shitty) legacy
>>25865772
I'll legally change my last name to yours anon, would that count?
>>25865772
Anon, robots have the worst genetics. Last person someone would logically have a kid with is a robot.
>>25865772
You're gonna get a fuck ton of whores looking for easy cash.
If I were in a similar situation I truly wouldn't have a clue where to look for. I have plenty of trust issues even now but to want a kid when you are dying and possibly won't even see the hellspawn you (might) create? wew
Are you "gone too far"? What do you consider a point of no return? Did you manage to actually "come back" when you thought you were beyond saving?
I think I passed that point once I lost my personality.
>>25865479
You can gain a personality. You just need to develop interests and gain confidence. Everyone has a personality within them, it just needs to be brought out.
Irrecoverably mutilated myself (with my bare hands) while on 15 mg of bunk Adderall from India.
Fucked me up bad.
>>25865479
I went through an abusive as fuck relationship with my first and well... only love. I struggled through it for five years and still after all these years get depressed in the middle of the night and miss her. I'm too far gone to ever resemble a man again. I doubt you're as fucked as me anon, what makes you think you're lost? What made you lose your personality...?
