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What are you bots like in real life? I'm genuinely curious.
Just regular people. R9k is unofficial /b/ tier
>>29637111
Quiet
I apologize a lot
Depressed
Anxious
Pretty normal, just ugly.
I'm a bit introverted and don't talk about myself much, but that's mostly because I prefer to listen rather than talk.
Anyone else feel like time is moving too slow? The day isn't even close to over
I've noticed that if I wake up in the morning the day goes by slow as shit, but if I wake up midday like I usually do the day ends pretty fast.
Yeah, and I have 7 weeks of it.
It's moving way too fast.
How old are you?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Discuss this faggots
>>29636862
>futurologist
so, basically a psychic? And everyone knows "psychics" are delusional morons
>>29636862
Fucking doubt it, most women don't even know how to program and maintain a computer, much less a robot
sounds pretty damn good
hmm...
how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>29636671
four inches
original
depends on how well you train it I think
I wanna sniff a gaping asshole.
*hhhhhhrrrrmmmm hhhhhrrrrrrrrmm*
>>29636658
'sup ! how u doin' ?
>>29636658
>tfw id just push her on her side and wait until she gas to fart
how degenerate are my thoughts?
Can you be a bondage sloot if you're a mudslime?
I bet there are tons of weird fetish loopholes that the abrahamic rules never accounted for.
>he wears light colored jeans
Any other signs of an obvious beta?
>>29636547
is this a thing? .. I don't think it is
>>29636547
Cargo shorts or khakis.
Also, light blue jeans are alright if it's the right cut. High waters is autismo no matter the color.
>>29636560
It's not. OP is just an idiot
Anyone here that makes their living online? How did you do it?
I don't wanna go outside ever again
Websites, trading, reseller,etc but I'm sure you don't have any talents though
>>29636517
I got a work-from-home job in a marketing role for a company that produces online content. I knew a friend who got me into the job. Met him in grad school.
>>29636517
Thissounds like a good way to live if you are a robot who does not want to be NEET.
do you guys think that Elliot Rodgers was a robot? ive been reading has manifesto 'my twisted world' the last 2 days and as scary as it sounds i really feel like i can relate to him. I even wounder if he browsed 4Chan...
>>29636513
He can't be a robot. He wasn't even a NEET.
>>29636564
actually it states in his manifesto that all he would do is go to school then go home and play Wow all day long and that he rarely ever had human contact
>>29636564
There are plenty of half-normies here, so it's not a good argument
continue retailcuck stories from the other thread
Please don't turn this into a eternal general
>Working local grocery store
>Taking items that customers don't want from registers and putting them back on the shelves
>Customer comes up to me and asks "Do you work here"
>Look at her
>Look at my sweater that says the comapnies logo
>Looks at my nametag
>Looks back at her
>"No I'm just casually dressed as an employee and doing their job for free"
>Asks for my manager
>"I don't work here"
>She leaves the store.
>Indian coworkers
>His skin is literally purple
>Peanut shaped head
>Balding with disgusting unwashed hair
>Constantly smacking his lips and making strange noises and moaning
>Often goes to the bathroom and rubs water all over his face and rinses his mouth out
>Can barely speak, voice sounds as if he can hardly breathe
>Awful at his job
>Never not eating at his desk
>My cube is right next to his
>I also sit directly underneath the AC vent, so constantly cold and uncomfortable
>hey gringo! we heard you were talking shit about la raza and voting for trump in 2016, puto
what do you do?
Tengo 5 dolares si tu limpias mi coche
>>29636334
tell them they've got the wrong guy, im white but i am as mexican as chicharron en salsa verde
>>29636334
I conceal carry an Orbital Defense Platform. They don't stand a chance
>Searching 'tripfags r9k' on YouTube
>find an anon rambling on about how he hates them
https://youtu.be/5ceMA3DAtJ8
Thoughts?
I think you're promoting your Jewtube channel. If you hate tripfags, why would you post a video with your face in it?
>>29636324
Nobody wants to see your video, Tom.
You look like a virgin
who is prouf of it
post your 10/10s OP is drunk edition
dumping asians n shit kek but mirukawa first
very original comment senpai
SO original desu senpai
very original comment 3
Anon come and get you dinner!
HNNNNNNNNGGGHHHUUUUGHH
I'll go get you a knife and fork! I hope you like it, I made it with last night's leftovers!
That's both long and thick, what do these women eat?
what does poop even taste like? no i havent eaten poop
>>29636150
like bitter cabbage
*Unsheaths katana*
*blocks your path*
Heh... going somewhere kiddo?
>>29635792
Yeah I am, I'm going to hell
*pulls out gun and commits suicide*
>>29635792
Huh, you could say that.
*Lunges at you with lightning speed*
*Fists go straight through your body, ripping you in 2*
*watches from the shadows taking a bite of an apple*
Amateurs...
What stopped you from getting a job at age 16?
What moved you not to apply for something at age 18?
What lead you to believe that you could go through life without a job at age 21?
What was going through your head at age 23 when you were still without any job experience?
What do you do now to apply and how much effort do you put into it?
You all strike me as a typical basement dweller whose only disadvantage is chronic laziness.
I've had a job from when I was 13 (just part time of course) doing everything from sweeping floors at a storage facility, being a cashier, IT-support and now, as I've progressed with my studies, got a pretty sweet at well paid job.
I have friends like you, although younger, and I cannot for the life of me understand how you have been unable to apply yourself for so long.
So tell me, which struggles in your life or which other circumstances justify the fact that you are here, today, completely unable to care for yourselves?
>>29635450
I GOT A JOB THE DAY I TURNED 16 AND HAVE HAD MULTIPLE JOBS SINCE I JUST HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
employment is sanctioned exploitation;
either own your own labour or live off people like you.
>>29635450
Grow a spine you fucking bootlicker. I can't stand these milquetoast-esque weasles that get off on sucking their employers dicks. kys OP.
