>that feel when you wake and realise you didn't die in your sleep
>>29637557
>that feel when you wake up and realize your entire life was a dream and then you have to get up and go to work
>>29637557
>that feel when you wake up and it turns out the one you love doesnt exist
>that feel when you wake up but are still dead inside
Who else gets heavily influenced by 4chan? I went on /b/ back in the days and I was edgy, /r9k/ made me misogynistic and self hating, /pol/ made me a racist, more misogynistic and an angry person. I'm currently browsing /fa/ and I want to radically change my wardrobe.
Is it normal? Am I just a weak cuck? I feel the people on this website, while being anons are relatable, kind of smart and I'm eager to take advice from them
almost everyone who posts here is like 15-17 dude
don't take this place so serious
>>29637722
To be fair I'm 19 and started browsing around 15. I don't know man, that's the only place I know where people don't have to be fake.
Sure, there are shitposters but they're part of the fun
>>29637524
I know that feel meme, sometimes you meme so much you start forgetting who you are as an individual and become a meme.
My advice, don't take anything on here seriously, assume everything is a meme or you'll be a meme.
>I have sociopathic tendencies.
>I think I'm a schizoid.
>I definitely have a mental problem.
>If only I was more mentally stable.
>I have a self diagnosed mental disorder.
Why do robots try so hard to be a special snowflake? Like it or not, you're completely normal and mediocre.
>>29637499
I've been on /r9k/ for maybe 2 weeks now and I'm wondering the same thing.
I used /b/ for the longest time but got sick of people worshiping cross dressing gays and bestiality and every one trying to derail everyone else's threads. I didn't think it could get more autistic than that on 4chan.
Then I came here and found people that are probably actually autistic and in denial.
>>29637499
they think this is a secret club
>>can't get a gf hurr
Why do you try so hard to convince others of their own psychology?
Daily reminder that you missed out on Prime Teen Pussy and that women will always find you creepy until you die.
There will be no afterlife
>>29637460
Just fuck a creepy edgy girl who likes creepy guys
>>29637460
>No afterlife
UNTRUE!
We all go to heaven and turn into 2-Dimensioanl lolis and have teaparties and lesbian kisses with Jesus and loli Jesus.
>>29637460
>There will be no afterlife
>tfw poo poo
:(
kyaaaa noooo
poo poo
:(((((
>>29637427
>>29637505
Post the rest, you !
more poo poo?
:(
I haven't gone out of the house in over two months except to go to work.
I feel like i'm losing my mind.
Someone help me.
>>29637404
>two months
>two
>months
>>29637440
Yeah woe to the true shut ins of the world who stay indoors 24/7 for a whole year.
Even though I think 2 months is nothing, I would have at least sympathised had you not said "except to go to work". You're just a dumb extrovert.
>ywn take a robot's virginity
Nothing is purer than a virgin robot. Why even live?
are you a grill?
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Robots are absolute whores for self pleasure.
The only pure boy is a KV hugless fapless boy.
Here is my face, robots are too cute.
Anyone else here ever masturbate thinking the door was locked and then realizing when your done it wasn't only NOT locked but slightly open? Pic related, mf a few seconds ago
I've spent the last 10 years fapping in a room that doesn't have a door
Step up
On nofap so thankfully those events don't have the option to happen.
>be young and stupid
>fap in the living room when mum is out for errands
>fap next to the window
>fap in the shower while guests are in the room outside
>fap at a friend's house
>sister walks in on me during a fap
>tells mother
>mother confronts me about it
Why.
The only female I trusted has betrayed me.
Seriously, what the fuck is the point of that.
>>29637320
plase reproduce the exact words both of them said
>went on a rant on somebody
>next day a girl said that person sounds like a ass
>thought it was a professional place
>kind of feel like girls cant keep secrets
>>29637320
Sounds pretty hot to me. Are they hot? What exactly did they say?
what's /r9k/ drinkin' tonite?
Coffee. Sometimes black, sometimes with cream+sugar+cinnamon.
What's up with adding nutmeg? I honestly think it makes coffee taste like shit.
>>29637318
get that girly shit the fuck out of here
You are a bitch if you drink any of the following
>fruit flavored shit
>hard lemonade n Cider
>Craft Beer
>mixed drinks
>wine coolers
>wine
>light beer
>frozen cocktails
>anything...
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>>29637395
>implying mixed drinks aren't amazing
Keep it up macho man, I like people that drink whatever the hell the want.
Mojitos and white russians are my favorite, get at me.
> Always try to keep my car clean
> One day, forced by family to let my sister drive the car for practice for her license with her friend
> Comes back
> The inside of the car looks like it's been through a wild party
Fuck this gay earth. Why are 3D women such trash?
>>29637234
and that is why you keep the car locked and say you lost the keys
Honestly, 3D women are actually trash. Not kidding or trolling here. They are awful backstabbers that can't go 10 minutes without fucking something up, then laughing about it and acting like it was an accident or never happened. Then they send fucking frequent selfies via snapchat, and have 200 day streaks on it.
>>29637329
Hence I will forever stick with 2D!
>>29637234
normies in general seem to treat their cars like trashcans. I mean, sure, I get leaving an empty cup in the cupholder or taking a while to clean the receipts and loose change out of the tray. But how can you just leave that stuff, along with any other garbage, on the floors and seats indefinitely?
Whats your job
Whats the pay
Why would you
Average
Average
The hot weather
1.Spiderman
2.With great power comes great reposnibility
3.UNCLE BEN!
>>29637168
high skilled work
less than half of unemployment
I have less time to contemplate suicide
If pedophilic necrophilia doesn't hurt anybody then why is it illegal?
Because "eww lol XD"
and muh desecration muh sacrilege
>>29637167
I would think it's disrespectful to fuck someone's dead body, especially a child's.
>>29637177
If having sex with a corpse is wrong then should it be made illegal to take someone's trash out of their bin and ejaculate on it in your home too?
Imagine a case where a kid is about to be cremated. Does it really matter? Does it really have to be illegal?
I'm so happy guy look at me and my to be wife
She said yes!
>>29637143
Remember to abuse her you cuckold.
Aw OP! you look so happy together, how many of her kids will you become a step-father to?
>>29637143
>tfw that's going to be me if my gf doesn't stop inflating
SHE JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER HELP!!!
Who wants to go first?
>>29637140
*unzips urethra*
I'll go last
*unzips BBC*
>>29637140
go where? and what do we do with the, uh, your friend there? is he coming too?