>tfw even if you managed by some miracle to get a gf the relationship would end later that day when she touches you for the first time and you instantly cum your pants and start crying
>>29332035
Get a prostitute but don't bang her just do touchy stuff until you're used to it
That's not even that bad. At least you'd get to cum. Having erectile dysfunction is way worse.
>>29332064
Greentext story, impotence-anon?
Here's a question... Has anyone actually tried to transition themselves from a beta neet to a Chad?
>>29331972
If it worked they wouldn't be posting here. 4chan and r9k especially is toxic, you'd be well served by putting it behind you.
Sure, I'll sign up for little league right away - gotta catch up!
i did, but i didn't "try to", it just came naturally i guess, by changing my activities and my surroundings.
i just started traveling, being outside a lot, lost a lot of weight and got better at talking to people.
>tfw 19
>tfw you feel too old for 4chan
eat a dick you stupid fuck
I know your emotion, pal
>>29331952
>tfw you're 23
>you read this thread
>tfw 19 seems like yesterday but it's gone forever
J-U-S-T
I'm obsessed with a girl on social media.
My whole life is consumed with her now.
I basically sit in my car down the street from her house every day waiting for her to come out.
Then I follow her where shes going so I can just see her getting out the car and walking to a store or something.
I don't want to do this anymore but I feel I cant stop.
I know this isnt normal and very serious.
I don't think I could bring myself to ever confront her, but im literally nauseous with myself.
How do I end this in the best way possible without...
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>>29331909
You could send this post to her and have her get a restraining order.
>>29331909
Just buy a new video game or something. Lots of people are playing over watch I hear.
>>29331909
You have to start seeing woman as the cringey creatures they are desu. They're "quirky" and just fucking weird. Don't let yourself find their quirkiness be attractive to you. It's creepy and you will never be able to communicate or see a girl as being a normal person this way. And yeah, you might be a weirdo too, but you have no reason to feel self conscious over it. Just embrace your weirdness and just start enjoying life. You have to realise that the internet and the degenerates of real...
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>There are people on this board right now who actually believe the earth is flat.
Fucking why? Explain yourselves, flat-earthers.
because they need to be AS EDGY AS POSSIBLE
You see, a round earth has no EDGES
There is literally no reason to believe a rounded earth. Have round-earthers never been outside and seen the earth is flat? Do they just completely ignore all observable evidence?
>>29331954
>evidence
i pity you sheeple
Face it. You never had a chance.
>>29331820
This image doesn't even begin to tell the whole story of how income is divided.
Astrological sign and palm lines aren't even taken into account let alone the color of a person's aura!
>>29331820
I am INTP and I make 50k a year without a degree. Does this mean I am winning?
>>29331887
I'm INTP and I've been NEET for 5 years, so it balances out and yeah, you're winning
This woman had all four limbs amputated, but has a successful career, an attractive and loving boyfriend, and doesn't feel the least bit sorry for herself -- and she's having a great life. So why the FUCK are you robots pissing and moaning your lives away?
Maybe if you stopped being such whiny, entitled, selfish, bitter, and completely negative little douchenozzles, you wouldn't be so lonely and miserable all the time.
http://www.wimp.com/young-amputee-proudly-poses-for-vacation-photos-scars-and-all/
>>29331785
I stopped reading after
>woman
Thanks for the shit thread op.
Isn't there also a guy with no limbs that has a qt wife and kids?
>>29331810
And thanks for demonstrating the loser attitude that makes you all robots.
WELL I JUST GOT INTO TOWN ABOUT AN HOUR AGO
MR MOJO RISIIIIIIIIIIN
TOOK A LOOK AROUND WHAT WAY THA WIND BLOW
>>29332677
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I GOT MYSELF A BEER
Why the hell do normies steal our culture yet treat us like shit?
Because all they care about is themselves and impressing other normies.
>>29331744
That's actually a pretty amazing photo.
Besides, this whole "lonely green man" thing was clearly a meme from conception - a meme that spreads only by replication. Do you really think the 'OC' artists who started drawing different versions of "lonely green man" weren't normies?I know they were normies because I'm an oldfag, I've been here since 2014.
Is that not what we do with anime? I see post after post of ppl dissing Asian men right beside a anime thread
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET A FRENCH GF
>>29331743
>she's taking progressive paki sperm in the cunt instead
>there will be no french women in a generation
sucks, french girls got very sweety feet
Oh lala
You can have moi anon
>liberalism
>believing that everyone is born equal
>believing in free will
>television
>taking the opinions of critics and reviewers of any medium seriously
>sneakers
>making excuses for improper grammar, ever
>the "marriage" meme
>the "women" meme
>the...
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>>29331720
Damn man sounds like you are a retard.
>>29331720
>using forks
desu desu desu desu ^______^
>>29331720
Omg u grew up so early, it's cray Z how mature you are man? Can i suk your dick?
>walking around my neighborhood
>girl walking towards me
>she crosses the street
>>29331665
What do you think scared her away?
>walking down street
>see girl coming my way
>cross the street
>>29331665
>waiting for the bus
>girl walking towards me
>she crosses the street
in my case im extremely ugly and look like a rapist or something i guess
>that kid who said "present" when the teacher took attendance
>that substitute teacher who would only talk in rhymes
It was great
>>29331653
>that kid who would always fart in homeroom but nobody knew who did it
>using pepe unironically
just like old times
Does anybody want to start a KIK group chat where we can do anything?:
>Talk
>Have fun
>critique each others privates
>anything
kik general_lee69
as in the car (69 dodge charger)
not the general
I don't want to join a group but I'm down to chat at Atlas.Miller
Daxtonsaxton wants this group
>tfw no buddy to suck my penis from time to time
>you will never have your bros play a prank on you
>>29331510
>tfw no buddy to suck dick on from time to time
that guy is such a faggot
i'd let him suck my chode