>i have this theory
>i'm in the middle of a car crash
>right now
>i'm seven years old
>i'm coming back from florida
>i'm in the passenger seat
>and the car is swerving left
>there is a truck coming towards us
>the truck is not stopping
>the...
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>>29327052
that wasn't a theory fellow Markyfag.
Anyone else who felt uncomfortable when she leaned in closer?
>>29327367
Yes, reminded me of Alma from Fear 1.
I don't see the point of socialising unless it leads to sex.
Going out to talk to men or ugly women about their jobs, hobbies and lives is utterly pointless. I'd rather do something interesting alone.
>>29326987
Careful with those edges bah.
This is why you're unhappy.
>>29326987
Your Edginess has increased. You should rest and meditate on what you've learned.
/r9k/ is nihilist version of /pol/.
Try to prove me wrong fuckers. And get a fucking job.
I got a job and I went from nihilism to anti-natalism.
Pro tip, all of us are working. This board is ONLY ironic when it comes to NEET shit
>>29326979
>Get a fucking job
o-okay. I suppose I should.
it will add some structure to my slowly reforming life.
AMA, and give me replies just for being me.
>>29326864
Do you like Korean drawings?
>>29326878
No, I used to be an anime consumer until around the age of 13 or 14. Though I don't know if you guys would consider Yugioh and Pokemon (the TV shows) anime. Though otherwise I find other forms of Asian art fairly nice.
Ooh! Ooh! I got one!
Why are you such a faggot?
What would your one wish be robots
>cannot wish for more wishes
>cannot wish for omnipotence omniscience or omnipressence
>please don't be autistic by trying to find a loophole
i wish for tendies
I'd wish the world was uncucked and unfeminized while still valuing women enough not to hurt them.
I wish for a husky
ITT: things that aren't "mental illnesses" but are rather simply the qualities of a shitty person.
>ADD
>ADHD
>Oppositional Defiant Disorder (just means you're a cunt)
>>29326738
Let's be clear about something: mental illnesses such as pathological disorders (schizophrenia) and personality disorders (borderline and antisocial) are all DEVELOPED. You weren't born that way. It emerges later, at least at 4 years of age, due to developmental issues and trauma. People with "ADD" just have a shitty personality that they were born with. Even autism has to take time to develop.
>>29326738
dyslexia
if you have it your just fucking stupid nothing much to it
>>29326738
>Diagnosed adult ADHD, anxiety, and ODD when 17
I'll admit that ODD probably isn't real and that I'm probably just a stubborn and aggressive cunt, and I have suspicions that I personally don't have either ADHD and ODD but possibly borderline or bipolar or some shit like that and they just slapped me the standard ADHD label.
But I do think that, ADHD could be real, but grossly misdiagnosed amongst children and adults.
>he does the virgin walk
kek you should probably kys
>>29326710
How, exactly, does a virgin walk look like?
>>29326764
try recording yourself
you will see it
>>29326785
What? I walk like your average tough guy, it is the only way. Ever since high school I acted really confident, trying to forget about depression and anxiety. It worked.
>He lives in California
>He thinks he can be a robot
Women here literally throw themselves at men
Women here literally bend over guys they like
It's nearly impossible to not get a chick
By your own logic that would mean virgins in California are extra deserving of the robot title
>>29326711
No, they're either closeted gays or aren't robots
>>29326658
>what is Elliot Rodger
>tfw your fetish will never be real
>you'll always feel incompletepointed ears
What's yours robots?
affectionate, loyal, supportive women
>monster girls
NEVER EVER WILL I HAVE A COWGIRL GF TO MILK
>>29326641
Tbh I've been considering getting my ears pointed cause i really like the aesthetic
I CANT TAKE MY MIND OFF OF POLITICS. HOW DO I STOP THIS?!
>>29326628
Win the war.
>society about to be islamifucked
>must don't give a shit because their feminized minds welcome the oppressors
>droves of muslim men could fill the earth and rape our mothers, sisters, cousins, etc.
how could you take your mind off of that?
>>29326628
Take a trip in the wilderness and away from technology.
As of right now, what does your dick smell like?
Dr.Bronners citrus soap
>ywn smell my balls
how does that make you all feel?
>>29326607
like ur moms pussy m8 xD
I dunno maybe dick?
Why not just fuck twinks?
They're basically women but with no standards
>>29326360
no standards? you really think they'd fuck a hairy orc mode faggot who looks like a lumberjack? fuck no, they prefer twinks for their sorry ass. been there.
>>29326360
love twinks, me
here's my contribution
Twinks are worse than stacies
Fool proof way to learn any language:
>learn the 300 most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will figure out the subtle nuances of sentence structure
you are now a master of the language
works every time
Find a flaw
A flawless plan. Explains why that's exactly what everyone already does
>Mandarin
>"words"
HAHAHA
>>29326304
>Find a flaw
I'm trying to learn German and Russian. I feel this is going to be harder than it seems.
>24 yo khv
>I will never get a gf
>want to lose my virginity with equally inexperienced partner
>all the girls of my age have lost their virginities ages ago
>dating pool of virgins of my age is getting smaller and smaller every minute, and it's already hard if not impossible to find a virgin gf
>know life is not all about girlfriends and whatnot, but still can't stop thinking about...
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Why do you care so much about being first? You've may have missed out on that though I am sure there are 24 yo femvirgs. Just focus on popping your cherry bro.
>>29326452
Fuck off there are no 24 year old virgins.
Stop with the lies and false hope.
He wants to be first so he does not get compared to 12 guys before him. So be is special and not just another dick.
Why would you not want to be the best she ever had? Women would want the chad to be a virgin too.
>>29326452
He said "equally inexperienced partner."
It would be more meaningful to him if they chose to lose their virginities together.
Fucking read you nigger.
>welcome back, anon, I have been expecting you
>>29326141
*starts punching her in the face*
NOT TODAY HOORRRRAAAUGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oops, I dropped the soap.
after every 4chan post like this we stray further from gods light