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why do anime lewdposters enjoy teasing lonely, innocent anons?
They are the most desperate.
I-I want to be bullied by a lewdposter...
>>29324331
I want to bully a lewdposter. Funny how that works.
There's been a couple stat threads on here, so I compiled and pieced together all the templates I could find to make one Ultimate Stat Thread, time to get your Ultimate Stats r8d bots
>>29324179
I'd fill that out but I don't have time
would anyone be my friend?
These are just getting more and more unnecessarily complicated. The idea of matching so many factors is absurd. They should've stopped updating it a long time ago.
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Robots who have had relationships please take this poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10501136
Femanons welcome
>>29323398
>Robots that have had relationships
God damn it
>>29323398
does this get you off, anon?
>>29323490
nah
I'm sure someone will though
I really want to bury my face in my girlfriend's thick ass and sniff and lick her butthole, but I'm worried that she might think I'm creepy if I ask her to try it. Is this something that grils might enjoy or do they see it as a creepy fetish?
pic related; my gf's thicc white ass
>>29323187
> my girlfriend
Stopped reading there
GET OF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
While you eat her out, just start working your way to her asshole, she may actually like it.
Damn she is a hairy mess, eating out that asshole will be extra tasty.
>>29323187
Yes asking will seem creepy. Just do it.
Since /r9k/ is being raided, let's start a nigger hate thread
OH NO!! NON-WHITE POSTERS ON MY BOARD!!
WE'RE BEING RAIDED!! REEEEEEEEEE
Pathetic
>you will never be white Stanley
>>29323113
>implying niggers don't belong here
We have Chad and Stacy to deal with; do you really think Tyrone and Shawty are any better?
Would you prefer an introverted low energy qt gf, or high energy extroverted qt gf?
In my experience....
introverted QT girlfriends usually have a lot of pent up bitterness and anger. They talk shit about the people around you and they hold grudges over the littlest of things. Once they gain more confidence they usually leave you for someone else.
>>29322953
So you're going with the latter?
>>29322793
beware: "extroverted" is often proportional to "slutty cheater".
i'd rather go for a totally introverted - but happy and not depressed - girl.
>God tier
INTP
>Good tier
INFP
ENFP
ENTP
ISTP
>Good but can easily go horribly wrong tier
ENTJ
>Useful but inferior, unfit to self-direct tier
ENTJ
ISTJ
ISFJ
ENFJ
ESFJ
ISFP
>kill yoursef tier
INTJ
INFJ
ESTP
ESFP
Fixed
>God tier
INTJ
>Good tier
INFP
ENFP
ENTP
ISTP
>Good but can easily go horribly wrong tier
ENTJ
>Useful but inferior, unfit to self-direct tier
ENTJ
ISTJ
ISFJ
ENFJ
ESFJ
ISFP
>kill yoursef tier
INTP
INFJ
ESTP
ESFP
>>29321679
If this list isn't ironically back to front then what are wrong with INFJs?
>>29321679
t-thanksoriginalay
hey /r9k/!
would any of you date me?
I'd date you
>PAST EXPIRATION
OH SHIT
Shit filename desu, would not date
>>29321555
tilt ur head up bby, thats a weird angle
The average girl is a slut or soon to be a slut. The average western woman has 12 sexual partners in her lifetime and that is counting the generation of women before ours.
The girls born in 90's or 2000's will on average have 15-20 sexual partners.
In fact by the time they are 22 most of them will fuck 6 guys and kiss more than a dozen of them.
You can't even get an 18 year old female virgin and you are lucky if she only had two guys before you.
With this whole slut pride thing, are we witnessing a strategy to bypass male sexual selection criteria?
For example, it might be an implicit way to make men feel shame for even considering a woman's sexual history, thus allowing relatively less desirable women to access more desirable men.
>>29321580
You're onto something. The cultural shift can possibly be read as women operating as a "bloc", that is, like a sexual trade union, in order to force change which they believe (falsely) to be advantageous to the group in the long-term.
For more on this image of women as operating as a sexual trade union, see theantifeminist dot com. Other favorite topics of that blog include age of consent and the hypocrisy of men who claim not to want to fuck teenage girls, or of a society that pretends that that is the Worst Thing Ever. Although, IMO the blogger sometimes writes in opaque and self-contradictory terms. For example, he has on more than one occasion attacked another blogger for prasing the film Salo (which he trashes as depicting ephebophilia) while he himself as much as endorses ephebophilia in his discourse.
Of course, what no one wants to talk about is that although certain negative social stats have historically gone down over the long term (violent crime, etc), we're now in fact having an explosion of STD infections, which the health care system is barely containing because My Fuck Will Out and #YOLO. It is abhorrent to today's young people to consider voluntarily abstaining from sex, so horrible that, let's be honest, the only way it's possible is for people like us to habitually go without, be selected against, etc. We too would fuck if we really could. I remember having some Chad co-worker who once quietly explained that so-and-so had chlamydia, which he explained was "not a big deal. You take some pills and it clears up." This is what the normies count on. Had AIDS been a straight disease in the West (it isn't, and never was), the population would have been decimated because My Fuck Will Out.
Someday, the penecillin is going to stop working, and that will be the real Day of the Rope. The REAL Beta Uprising will be effected not by robots, but by sexual disease. Look forward to it, friends.
I think this will answer most of the questions/thoughts people have on this
http://www.singularity2050.com/2010/01/the-misandry-bubble.html
As an entire generation of women find themselves hitting the wall, it's more important than ever to make sure all the beta bux will accept them and provide for them. At 30 is when men start to to develop their peak sexual market potential, but at 30 is when women start declining.
who else /filth/
most disgusting NEETnest wins
>>29321145
Wew, you are a pleb. At least kick the garbage into a corner to get walking space
>>29321348
too much work. I jump off the bed onto that clear spot between the chicken box and the broom.
>>29321145
A REAL NEET does not do such things. He lives a LAVISH & CLEAN lifestyle. He surrounds himself with SOPHISTICATED and CULTURED objects. The TRUE NEET has books and quality food.
What do other robots wear outside when with normies?
>black trench-coat level hoodie and I love NY shirt
>blue jeans and black no-name brand shoes from work
>>29320576
>Normal T-shirts
>Big hoodies
>Loose adidas running pants
>Adidas high top shoes
Blend right in
>>29320576
Why are you wearing your jacket like that?
>>29320576
>Bright green buttoned shirt (like pic) and an orange tie
>Red Converse all star shoes
>Skinny jeans
Choose a pill.
blue pill bitch pass that shit here
>>29320093
give me da cash
>Chose red pill
>go back and take blue pill instead
lmao
Who will be your gf?
Original rolling of the original variety.
How roll do I?
these are some very exciting options
>Anon come get your dinnies! Mommy made lots of milky for you!
>get out stupid anon
>dont interrupt me and chad
Fluid isn't dinner.
>son, i didn't know you would come home early.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
put we will be playing comfy videos and music
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM [Embed]
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA
Disclaimer: Videos and music may not always be comfy and may in fact be the opposite of comfy and be not-comfy
This is a lewd gif
>>29316343
I dunno if this is lewd
>>29316364
It wasn't lewd
