hey /r9k/!
would any of you date me?
I'd date you
>PAST EXPIRATION
OH SHIT
Shit filename desu, would not date
>>29321555
tilt ur head up bby, thats a weird angle
>>29321555
Depends on how much you shave, also get a new pair of glasses please.
a-a-are you a guy or a girl? I really don't even fucking know anymore.
What are you, my friend?
>>29321555
nice trips but you look autistic
something about your doughy complexion and soulless eyes
i bet you played sonic as a kid
who am i kidding you probably still play sonic
pls no bully *~*
i think im pretty cute d:j
>>29321555
No, I would not. Also you're better off without me.Trips have been witnessed.
>>29321761
I'd let you ride my dick, why not?
What do you think of my Chad dick?
>>29321761
I'd date youassuming you're not just a convincing trap
>>29321837
>cut
>with that weird color change
>weird short glans
>disgusting spider leg hair
>thin veins
Don't feel insecure tho.
>>29321837
Dry as fuck uncut only
>>29321555
not so much/10
Would still both smash and date if you are nice to me:)
Who am i kidding just notice me and i'll love you.
one more for the gang
>>29321938
are you a virgin? i am too curious
>>29321938
yeah I'm 80% sure you're a trap, if not, you just have manley hair and jaw
>>29321938
Best one so far. Where'd you get those from, OP? They're ridiculous!
>>29321555
>>29321761
>>29321938
Looks like a fucking dude. Not that I think there's anything wrong with that, but either way, you're an ugly guy and an ugly girl. What the fuck, man.
>>29321837
nice dick bro no homo
>>29321938
this is hilarious
i bet he's just a guy and he's trolling us. there's no way for him to be a girl.
>>29322088
New:
The post.
bye boys~[at]technohexen
seriously how many people on this website dont read filenames, please take this as a lesson
>>29321555
There's nothing wrong with being trans, though I would be happier if you had surgery in that face before we got serious together.
craniodiaphyseal dysplasia?
>>29322130
im sad you didn't answere on the status of your virginity.
>>29321555
are you a sentient potato
Presbyopia glasses, probably well past wizard age.
>>29321555
You have a longer jaw than fucking Dylan Klebold
>>29321555
nice mustache
no
you look like man
that wig doesn't even make it
post man pat...post man pat...post man pat makes a terrible trap....
>>29325074
It's postman tap you dumb nigger
>>29321555
Are you a really fucking ugly grill, or just a low test male?
Either way no, I would not.
>>29321555
Quite possibly, assuming you have a nice personality.
>>29321761
I think I'd make a prettier girl than you, and I'm not even taking hormonesyes, probably yes
>>29321555
Gross to b quite honest.
Our sweet prince has returned!
I recieved critical information that OP is in fact a dude
>>29321555
I would need to know what fucking gender you are before making that decision
>>29321555
It's been a long time, old friend.
>>29321555
I think it's a shame that your parodies have won Grammies, but your original songs have never been considered for one. Also, did you get to touch Aisha Tyler's boobies when y'all were filming the video for "Tacky"?
>>29321555
you look like a guy, and im highly attracted to feminine facial features so...
no, no i wouldn't
>>29328472
it IS a guy
