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I need a feels thread my fellow robots.
>when you have no stories to tell because your antisocial.
>>28545414
woo dat me
>got a big head
>play life on big head mode
>>28545414
My life is this, every day, day in and day out was almost identical to the last, I can barely tell the difference from one year to the next
>can't go downstairs to eat because family member will see me and they will be disgusted by the sight of me and possibly start intterogating me
>so hungry
Eat your own cum. It's actually got a lot of protein in it and you'll be surprised at how full you get.
Bonus: Going for seconds can be quite a fun way to burn off the calories.
>>28545421
go away faggot.
box
>>28545421
So with that logic, you could potentially live off your body for nutrients and energy?
>Wake up
>Look outside
>It's a "black people still exist" episode
>>28545298
>its a "gays aren't encouraged to stay in the closet episode"
I really wish we had sent them all back to Africa. One shipment of niggers to Liberia wasn't enough.
>it's a "my wife says she's attracted to black men" episode
My voice is shit and I don't understand how people can stand listening to me speak.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nE5tQZczsA
rate pls?
You are irrefutably a colossal faggot
>>28545258
Should I recite the qur'an instead?
You are undeniably a humongous homosexual.
I have a female friend who just acts like I'm being a whiney fucking baby whenever I talk about how lonely I am, but when she wants to talk about the same thing, everyone in the world must stop what they're doing and cry her a river.
So much attention whoring like 'I'm going to die alone', when the next day she has a date. It didn't go very well, 'nobody will ever love me'
>another date tomorrow with new guy
'All he wants is sex. Men are fucking pigs'
>3 weeks later pregnancy scare from that guy.
Tell her I feel like I'll never be enough and will just be alone forever. 'Nobody wants a fucking crybaby anon, man up.'
>>28545216
no one cares
baka why do you whine to us about your boring normie problems? jesus christ
>>28545260
How is it normie to hare women? Normie's idolize women.
>>28545216
Yeah, she sounds like a bitch. You should probably dump all the pics you saved of her
Every woman ive ever met is a whore.
I dated a girl for two years and she told me she loved me first etc etc. I used her cellphone to call my mom's son once and there I found out she was cheating on me with her own cousin.
Since then ive never been able to look at a female again without being totally disgusted.
The duplicity, the lying straight to me face - saying she loves me as I came inside of her - I dont understand how its possible for a human being to lie so much.
Whats your experience with these devil creatures and how do I deal with the knowledge that every woman I ever meet is going to be a fucking whore?
bumpppp
original fuckurobot
well??
hello faggots
you're a dick for posting that pic
it's clearly some fat dude's before shot. not his best moment but taking a before shot is him declaring that he's gonna get his shit together.
but someone slaps on some black words on it, spreads it and reposts it into relationshit threads.
how can I deal with being alone?
you don't
oc to the max
>>28545118
If you have to ask, you wont ever be able to deal with it. Its not something you can train.
You can't. You aren't tough enough for this in the long-term. Get back in the game, or kill yourself.
PIZZA DUDE DFELIVERED
>>28545104
Hey how do I get a special request drawing on my pizza box? I've wanted a Wojak drawing for awhile now.
Also, let me know how it tastes famalama
>>28545132
Hey, OP here. We ordered 2 pizzas and there was a place called "Delivery instructions" on pizza pizza websire
>>28545104
That's a big pizza
ITT we discuss the benefits of castration for robots/wizards/permavirgins.
> TFW no sex drive.
> TFW women have no power over you.
> TFW mental calm and tranquility.
> TFW no discussting saggy ballsack ruining your crotch aesthetics.
U mad, balls-havers?
P.S. non-eunuchs aren't real robots.
>>28545004
>"but m-muh genetics / manhood"
>>28545004
Is that you in the OP?
You're so hot. Pls fuck by BP.
>>28545004
How to cum without balls?
Can we hit image limit with animu girls /r9k/?
we've done it before, we can do it again
>>28544452
Pout is cute
>>28544431
ffs I was gonna go for a walk.is /osu/ fag here? pls respond i have no friends
Have you guys seen this video?
It seems Eggman is now planning on becoming homeless.
In the video, he discusses how working two jobs has become a 'prison' for him, and how transitioning to a homeless lifestyle will provide him with the freedom he needs.
He also discusses various ways in which he intends to make a bit of money while he is homeless; for example, shovelling shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pJir-i7kik
>>28544415
This normie attentionwhore is getting out of hand.
>>28544415
Crack addict and sucking cock when?
Hi eggman. He's going to "appear" in two hours with a different IP and claim people added him on snapchat which is why he knew this thread existed.
Soul-crushing shit normies say
>Just stop anon, you're not funny
>why you even here?
>LEAVE ME ALONE
especially bad when it's a girl and everyone looks at you after she screams it
>>28543318
>*stare at you blankly after you say something*
Drinking alone again edition
>those 20 minutes when there was no britfeel thread
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
This week's movie is Top Gun. It's on at the usua; place, starting at 10pm. Before hand we've got some funky music, and after there'll be some light comedy.
Hope you lads can join us!
jesus christ where the fuck did everybody go?
It's only ten.
Is there an official/psychological term for desperately wanting to learn something (like drawing or physics), thinking it's interesting, yet not being able to concentrate on learning? I mean aside from procrastinating and laziness etc. This shit is really killing me.
ADHD
>>28540625
it's called discipline
get gud
>>28540625
ADHD
Depressions
AIDS
PTSD
Dementia
Anxiety
Bipolar
Mania
Brain damage
Lack of sleep
Shit diet
No exercise
Post your draws. Make requests. Get feedback without the /ic/-tier cancer.
Need a prompt? Draw a rare Pepe.
How do people design Magical Girl outfits this good?
>>28537740
Bumping for OCI'm a talentless hackfraud incapable of anything skillful
How do I into faces?
