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Give me any info you can on them. Are they as comfy as this board says they are? Are they really that easy to get?
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they aren't easy to get, at least in my state (you need certificates)
they usually pay like shit
there's a chance you might have to deal with confrontation (I've been in 2 fights before), something a beta ass frogposting pussy like you is obviously not prepared for
Depends on where you want to do it. Friend of mine did security for a middle school and it was the cushiest job hes ever had.
Would you
>be disgusted
>be happy
>bully him
>fug him
?
>>28544016
>get fugged by himt b h
>>28544016
happy/fug I wish someone felt that way about me
>>28544016
Suck his dick till I came and started farting
Who else /spikes/ here?
It's alright.
I prefer Jenny Death.
I do like the harder guitar though.
SPIKESSPIKESSPIKESSPIKES
Bottomless Pit is probably the highlight of my year so far. Sad as that may be.
>he's not /bubbles buried in this jungle/
Spot the normie.
>tfw no qt pop star gf
>>28543959
>tfw no ass
she has less ass than me LOL
>No gluteus maximums strength
Post in this thread and you wiIl die in your sleep.
>tfw only have sex 3 times a week
Ive prayed for this and it never happens.
please god kill me
kill me pete
famalan
sad oil paintings?
>>28543729
this isnt sad and its not an oil painting but its still creepy af
>>28543729
the saddest part was that the painter was only 24 upon its completion
i hope everyone is enjoying overwatch
>>28543729
nice, anon. Got any more?
Anon why haven't you left your room all day?
>>28543598
I have.just to eat tho
>>28543598
I only leave the room to go to the bathroom and go to kitchen to make something to eat/get a beverage. Other than that, I have everything I need in my room. I live alone so of course I needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra, it just makes me feel better!
just to go down stairs. I can go weeks without leaving the house. please just put a round in my skull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Xb-Js4KH4
Do any of you guys have cringey stories that can top these?
>>28543563
> It's the popular female youtuber with social anxiety meme
lol, so awkward haha. posting this to facebook now
>>28543563
RIP in piece 3pac
;____;
taken too young
>>28544232
god damn I almost forgot he was dead
Why don't you /r9k/ people just declare yourself chaste and stop giving a shit about women? It feels much better, trust me.
I more or less have, but I still long for companionship, so I turned to fantasy and now I'm losing touch with reality
>>28543555
Personally, ever since I eliminated getting a gf as a goal things are going much better. I read a lot more and I spend time more constructively. But yeah, if you try to replace it with something else you're probably gonna lose touch with reality.
>>28543608
It's not that bad. My songwriting has improved, and I don't really care if I'm crazy or anything. My personal fantasies feel much better than reality, which is still miserable
I'm disgusted by minority fembots who openly state they prefer white men. Explain yourselves. Where is your honor? What is wrong with you.
herbs for racebait.
i'm so sorry you had to see this
t. a. wyatt mann
I am a white girl who exclusively dates brown guys. What now
>>28543516
shriveled ever dry dick
Holy shit you guys were right. I thought Grimes proved women can be creative, but look what she had to say on the matter
>I wasn't raised as a boy, but I was not just raised as a girl. I don't wanna say I don't identify as a girl, but I don't fucking give a shit about gender. And the thing that I hate about the music industry is all of a sudden it's like, 'Grimes is a female musician' and 'Grimes has a girly voice.' It's like, yeah, but I'm a producer and I spend all day looking at fucking graphs and EQs and doing really technical work.
>tfw the /r9k/ robots were right
>>28543501
I don't get it op. How does that make her not creative or make r9k right about something?
>>28543542
it makes her not a woman. you bad boys always claim women can't be creative a la pic related
who'd'a thunk the bots were right all along?
>>28543584
That doesn't make any sense op. All girls say they're not like the other girls. That doesn't make them not girls.
> be 23
> be in 6 year relationship
> sudden realisation I've wasted the best part of my life
how what happend?
If the relationship was shit - yeah, you probably wasted oportunities to meet cooler chicks. If the relationship was good then you fell for the "you got to fuck a random slut every week breh" meme.
>>28543533
She's needy as fuck and bipolar.
> not allowed friends
> not allowed outside
> not allowed to drink or smoke
> not allowed to talk to mention female work colleagues
I've wasted my younger years.
>be me
>be today
>constipated for 4 days
>rabbit sized shits twice a day
>mother gets laxatives
>strongest thing the feds allow
>take 5 of them
>misread the dosage
>max recommended dosage is 3 not 5
>ohfuck.jpg
>mom says I'll be fine no need to pump stomach
>two hours later
>feel a boulder of shit
>go to bathroom
>another rabbit shit
>fucking placebos
>go lay down for awhile
>wake up with awful feeling
>going to explode
>rush to bathroom faster then a black man gulping grape soda
>sit down hard and think I am ready for the storm
>I wasn't
>my entire bowls empty in 3 seconds flat
>shit splashage everywhere
>even the bottom of the toilet seat
>vomit on the floor from the smell alone
>just sit there trying to recover
>suddenly another wave of shit comes exploding out my ass
>this continues for 40 minutes
>me to terrified to get up and risk it happening somewhere else
>after 10 minutes of no more shit I clean up for 15 minutes
>take a magma hot shower and take a nap
how did your day go /r9k/?
I did this for a sigmoidoscopy which is basically a lesser colonoscopy.
The doctor perscribed a prep to clean me out which was to mix a 30-dose bottle of Miralax into two one-liter bottles of Gatorade (I chose lemon-lime which is disgusting btw) and then drink them both in under an hour and then chase with three Ducolax tabs (which is another kind of laxative).
After that experience I honestly don't think you can overdose on laxatives. I did shit a lot but it was not explosive and I think you're exaggerating a lot if you say it was explosive because I really do not think the human body even has the proper muscles to forcibly eject shit out of the ass. Maybe if you had a bowel obstruction or something, but that could kill you and would be insanely painful, so I really fucking doubt it, you lying piece of shit.
>>28543706
oh and it also lasted for two days. i shit myself the next day after the sigmoidoscopy was done.
This gave me a boner. Thanks for sharing OP
>mfw I remember dreams are a thing
Life gives us tiny miracles.
Dreaming is one of the last things I live for. Glad I got into making a dream journal to remember them.
I've been able to lucid dream since i was 7. i still wish i was dead and unable to dream.
i long for dreamless sleep.
i went under general anesthesia for the first time in my life today and it was the weirdest fucking thing
i was starting to get panicked and claustrophobic in the chair, with all the monitors on me, and when they put the IV in. but when they put the anesthetic in the IV i felt so fucking weird, then i was being helped into a chair being told it was all over. so fucking weird
>that kid who talked to everyone in high school and could hold a conversation with anyone, but at the end of the day had no real "friends"
I know someone like that at uni and it's not me amazingly enough
>>28543419
Im a bit like that, i get along with everyone great but never really form close bonds.
I dont know how rare or common it is.
>>28543419
I'm that guy. I like to hold people up on pedestals. My goal has been to improve other's lives, but only recently did I come to the realization that while I know all of these people's dark secrets, nobody knows a single thing about me. Nobody knows that I take antideeps because of something from the past. Some days I wish I knew somebody like me for myself, but if that never happens, so be it. I can still live life as a normie and help others.
