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How hard is it really to get his body type? Can you lift weights and starve yourself to get this?
I want to be Chad. /fit/ robots please help.
You can work very hard to get that body, but it won't mean shit if you don't have the face to go with it.
The hardest "lift" is wanting it in the first place.
2 years of lifting will get you that body
Maybe even just 18 months if you know what you're doing
>aunt found the nigger skateboard
>brother found the cum lavalamp
>>28646804
>shlomo found the foreskin snipper
>>28646804
>steam friend list found the five year plan
who here /failure/?
>finally get a job interview
>the job was probably shit but still, it would have given me a chance of moving out of my parents' basement
>didn't wake up
>sent an email asking if the interview can be rescheduled
>probably won't respond
Stop posting your shit to two boards at the same time you fucking faggot
>>28646962
sure ok.
here have a kitten.
>>28647248
Shit man try any jobs you can find, or hustle. Also, thanks for the kitten, going to sleep like a baby with a heart full of warmth
peepeey!
aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
pwoudeee daddy pepee??
aweeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
>>28646714
AWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
FWUCK U DADDEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWEEEOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Underated thread
kek
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I finally have enough money to get my own apartment.
Is it worth moving out of mummy's? What are the pros and cons to each? Only people who have done both answer.
>pros
can do whatever the fuck you want
that feeling of pride you get when you pay for all your own shit
a place to finally call your own
>cons
have to wageslave like crazy to afford it
missing parents/family
have to take responsibility for household chores
I say go for it. It's still better than living at home.
>>28646587
alright, thanks for the advice famalamadingdong
Yeah it's great but make sure you either can make friends, have a GF, or can deal with loneliness
>don't earn enough to move out
>step father makes me pay rent and doesn't even let me use appliances
>no college
>no car
>job as an essey in an italian restaurant
>meanwhile all my friends are making great progress in their careers, live on their own, etc.
>no talents or skills
>depressed and feel like a damn failure
>tfw a fucking loser
I'm 23 and this was the best I could do. I just wish someone would shoot me in the skull. This is hopeless.
>>28646519
>I just wish someone would shoot me in the skull.
be the change you wish to see in the world anon. this could be applied to multiple parts of your post i guess
>>28646519
>don't earn enough to move out
How does this even happen. What poorfag country doesn't set a minimum wage high enough for living in a small apartment
>>28646519
>essey
As a what?
Also sorry anon. I'm 25 and worse off than you. Don't even have a regular job right now.
>my mother is dying of cancer
>i have no older relatives
>in two or three months i'll be the oldest member of my family and i'm not even in my 30s
I'm fucking terrified guys
What kind of inheritance are you expecting?
Time to grow the fuck up
mmmhahahaha. ok.
who /naughty/ today?
>came back from class to my flat full of unwashed pots again
>steal room mate's slice of cake
>drink the last of the milk
>mfw
>>28646345
is the point of this sort of thing to just be a dick? is this sort of hatred towards your roommates justified in any way?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but honestly I can't fault you after doing dishes everyday for so many people in so many houses.
hell yeah, fuck em over OP.
So robots whats better
dragons or wyverns?
They're both mythical
so their value=existence
which is zero
nerds
>>28646189
if you could genetically breed one or the other
you cunt
wyrms
White fembots, are you mad that Asian and Latina women are stealing all your men?
How do you feel about Asian and Hispanic women and their prominent brown assholes?
My countries by far white majority so there's not enough of that happening to bother me. That lady has a ridiculously good body though, I could never compete with that. I've noticed guy's will fawn over the big breasted, flat stomached girl even when her personality is really bad, like she lies, is stupid, superficial and mean, a slut flirting with a million guys, these things are totally overwritten with big enough boobs and a flat enough stomach. Also a photoshopped face on social media helps too, guys fall for that really easily. Here you go anon, free baited rant on the house.
>>28646150
What country are you from? And how dou feel about Hispanic women's assholes?
>perfect gril "liked me" on OKC
>we liked each other it turned out
>shes really into anime and is asian and is cute
>message her in beginning of may
>her last login on site was April 29th
JUST
>>28645837
Your fault you didn't set up another mode of communication in the time you talked. You know... Skype. Email. Phone number.
You dun goofed anon.
Now yur full of ragrats fiveever
>>28645837
Anon, the chances of her responding were probably like 1/10... chances of you two even meeting up were prolly 1/10 of that 1/10. Don't sweat it.
>>28645894
We didn't even talk. She "liked me" (meaning, we both pressed the like button on each other's profiles, which sends out an automated message to your email). And she even has a book of Dostoevsky sitting on her shelf in the background of one of her pics REEE!!!
>tfw no after-school bf
>tfw qt wuf wuf bf
>tfw no chess bf
>tfw everyone that wants a bf on /r9k/ is a gay male
Why can't you be girls?
>browsing 4chan and youtube
>bored out of my mind
>want to play a video game
>load one
>lose all motivation to play as soon as it starts
>quit the game and go back to 4chan and youtube
How do I escape this hell?
camp kill yourself
>>28645822
>Faggot underage edgelord with no actual contribution
>>28645657
I've been doing this a lot lately too.
You're depressed. You need to take meds, or get lucky and find something that motivates you.
>tfw I don't like eating food
>tfw I sit on my ass all day
>tfw because of this I have a fat ass which looks nicer than most girls and a thin body
I don't want to have the body of a girl as a male. I already had some guy take a creepshot of me while I was in public on an escalator.
pic what I don't want related
>I already had some guy take a creepshot of me while I was in public on an escalator.
Lucky slut
>>28645569
>tfw I don't like eating food
I fucking hate you
>>28645569
Give us the picture.
How can you look a girl in the eyes and tell her you lover her, knowing she had sex with a dog?
same as if i didnt know but im a massive pervert
>>28645535
Asking for a friend OP
And why would I ever love a dog fucker
Dogs
>smell bad unless you bathe them regularly because they are incapable of bathing themselves and make poor hygne choices
>would sniff/lick a butthole
>loyal to fault
>generally have bad breath
>will try to stick its dick in anything in heat, also known to hump males
>unresponsive or out hostile to criticism
>has a predisposition against niggers
>0 ability to communicate emotions or thoughts effectively
r9k robots
>smell bad unless you bathe them regularly because they are incapable of bathing themselves and make poor hygne choices
>would sniff/lick a butthole
>loyal to fault
>generally have bad breath
>will try to stick its dick in anything in heat, also known to hump males
>unresponsive or out hostile to criticism
>has a predisposition against niggers
>0 ability to communicate emotions or thoughts effectively
I would be reluctant to tell a woman that I loved her if she has had sex with robots in the past
