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Where do l collect online orbiters? I need people to buy me stuff and send me money
>>28640142
earth if female
internet if half decent at pretending to be female
>>28640142
youre a girl i assume? and semi-attractive?
>>28640162
is my understanding that that's unimportant on the internet, as >>28640156 mentions
>Some normie stole Pepe and is selling a children's book with it
REEE WHY THE FUCK ARE NOMIES SO OBSESSED WITH OUR MEMES?
>>28640035
>either baiting or a massive newfag
>>28640059
There's no way this isn't bait.
>>28640035
Probably intentional shitposting, but isn't that where pepe came from originally?
I want to get banned. Pls help
>>28639798
post cp and get permabanned
and help the pedos in the meantime
>>28639798
literally just say you're below 18
>>28639798
>Want to get band
>Doesn't post My little pony pictures
Jesus, some people I swear.
To get laid you just gotta be in an area where there's one or more females. You don't even have do a single thing!
Works every time.
That worked for me once despite me being both ugly and autistic
>>28639012
>That worked for me once
It should work EVERY time. Dunno what you're doing wrong
>>28638977
this desu
works everytime
>she blames the Jews even though they are clearly an Illuminati scapegoat
>>28638917
>she talks about some ex bf
>She's 3DPD
>>28638917
Too obvious JIDF
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpfffssssssssst*
Sniff it up, Potter! There'll be more where that came from after potions!
This meme's really going places.
>>28638904
Little did you know, Draco, that I happen to enjoy the smell of fahts
*SNIIFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>28638904
I keked at this one
I'm one hungry motherfucker
>>28638880
Summer shitposting already?
>>28638895
I'm just getting started, buster
All out of tendies?
>looking for fun stuff to do with my tulpa
>not much we can do together besides TV
Pls. I want to make her happy, but I don't know what we can do to spend time together so I'm not ignoring her.
play go fish with her
>>28638683
>making a girl tulpa
Kek, enjoy becoming a cuck when she makes her own chad tulpa
it's only a matter of time before your schizophrenia friend turns on you
One thing that puts me off about dating sites, and dating in general, is that you have to advertise to people that you are lonely and want sex. You fill in a whole profile about yourself and put a picture of yourself and people look at it and assess you, and everyone knows you don't have sex and you're lonely.
I don't want a picture of myself on PoF advertising that I'm lonely
I don't want people to see my picture over and over and think how I'm not having sex
I would be happy to think that people don't assume I'm a virgin
think about this senpai:
the only girls that need to use dating websites are easily all 6/10 or usually below. and attractiveness aside, they all have issues and baggage that exclude them from the usual female modus operandi of snapping their fingers and getting a bf.
then realize that even these bottom of the barrel girls, ugly, fat, crazy, single mothers still get dozens of replies from desperate men.
don't even waste your time anon-kun.
>>28638738
i have reached the same conclusion. my dating method is currently "act of god"
>Be 20
>Mother tells me I need to get a job in 2 weeks or she's kicking me out
>Only worked at a shitty fast food place 2 years ago and the boss there already left
>Apply to McDonalds because fuck it I just need a job
>Make me come down there 2 times after filling out an online application
>Manager tells me he'll call me the next day if I got the job
>They don't call
>Try to apply some where else
>Need to make a resume
>Don't have any references
>Don't have any college
Fucking kill me
>>28638610
Bro you just need to walk in that McDonalds, ask for the manager, give him a firm handshake and ask for the job.
>>28638703
I walked into the McDonalds and I gave both Managers a firm handshake, sat down with them, and talked to each one on two different days.
>>28638610
>use google
>search for local job agencies
>apply to one
>send in resume
>they find you a job within 2 weeks
It's that easy, anon-kun
Advice thread, no-one gives a shit edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have something you want to ask, anything to get off your chest, or just want to vent for a bit, come post here. I will try to answer every question you guys have(:
>inb4 normie reeeee get off my board
normies don't call themselves normies
nice try redditor cuck
>>28638645
I have a lot of friends, I go out every week, I have a gf and I have various exes. I think that qualifies me as a normie, don't you?
All you have to do is just be yourself and eventually it'll happen.
>Ask a male anything.
kek
kekaroo
>>28638530
how many dicks have you sucked
original
>>28638530
Where do you think you'll be in life aged 30?
some of you guys are ok
dont go to school tomorrow if you live in danderyd in sweden
wouldnt let me post in swedish because non-ascii characters etc
>>28638375
What are you gonna do OP?
I hope you will do better than pic related.
>>28638375
the tits underneath that tunic are literally perfect. oh my god
Hi mom!!fuck off fbi
Anybody here use OkCupid or other dating apps/sites? I need to get rid of wizardhood fast so this is my last hope. What do I do robots?
don't bother, if you're already a wizard there's no hope for you.
plus women on there consider 80% of the men on the site unattractive, so chances are you're doubly fucked.
no. if you really want to get yourself a succubus there are probably several places on leddit you can go to.
>>28638398
If you actually read the study you'd know that women will message guys they consider below-average attractive. Women like to be on top in the relationship. If your choice is beta or wizard you're better off beta.
>caterpillar just walked across my window
HELP
>>28638324
>he says no to free protein
But caterpillars are cute
>>28638324
did you mean a Caterpillar?
those beasts having a 2000cc Twin Turbo as an ignition engine for their turbine?
