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>21-years-old.
>Still don't know what to do with my life.
So? 21 is barely anything.
>>28635619
In this society, 21 year olds are expected to be more than half way through their degrees that shoe them into their chosen career. So yeah, it means something.
>>28635478
youre only 21. im 27 and i dont really know what i want to do with my life. quit complaining you bitch.
>yfw everyfew months you tell yourself you're gonna start working out to become a Chad
>yfw you do some pushups for half and hour and your muscles ache the next day
>yfw you'll never be a Chad
that's totally normal you idiot
>not getting bigger biceps and muscles in order to better defend your political beliefs
Someone didn't stretch.
Also, use your r9k autism powers to science it, there's verified ways to build muscle better than any broscience split.
>try to win acceptance from normies
>ask acquaintances every now and then if they want to do stuff or if we should hang out
>always get "you should totally do that!" or just "I dont know"
>never manage to even meet a girl before they diss me
>every single time
>get frustrated
>come to the realization that I don't need them at all
Well, robots. Thats it, fuck them and fuck it - I am going solo now. I'll do the shit I want without them.
Feels pretty good I have to say. Why are normies so boring?
>>28635256
You have to develop an interesting personality before people want to hang out with you. Otherwise you're just a burden on them. 4chan is a good place to develop a healthy sense of bantering and joking. If you don't take the stuff here too seriously, that is.
>>28635256
Took you long enough
oreganoblox
>>28635308
What makes a interesting personality then? Because I find most of them to be really boring and I try to get them to do shit with me
>drink
>party
>sleep with women/men
>talk about this during the weekdays
>repeat
Is essentially their lifes and if thats "interesting" I'd rather not be interesting I guess
>>28635316
thanks famalama ding dong, only took me 23 years
My girlfriend gets retarded and arrogant whenever she's very sleepy. I went to sleep and she got pissed she couldn't wake me up, resulting in this.
Diagnose her pls
not even going to read this shitty normie thread
go anywhere but here
>>28635195
This is clearly the case of a histrionic obsessive compulsive hebephrenic disorder. Give her 10 mlg of Clozaril, and she'll be fine
>she is familiar with Internet culture
Dropped. Log into her Skype and count how many guys she's cheating on you with.
So... Does anyone write or read books?
Also Bonus Points for link to your writing site:
http://midnight-marinara.boards.net/board/26/daes-dark-corner
I have pages on pages of concepts/drafts for projects, not that many are novels though.
But even though I've always been "talented" at writing I just can't work up the motivation to actually start writing things.
Forever an idea guy
>>28634937
I've been writing short stories mainly but someday this summer I want to write a novella
>>28634886
I burned everything I ever wrote in a nice pile on paper, does it count?
>you will never be the one to first stretch her pussy
>you will never hear her loving ecstatic moans
>you will never be the best time of her life
Seriously, at this point, why even try?!
Instead of focusing on being the best time of her life, maybe you should make her the best time of yours.
But you'll be pretty devastated if and when she leaves you.
>he thinks first time having sex is greatest moment of ANYONES life
Lol
>>28634525
>first time
>loving ecstatic moans
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sure there's a few great stories of being pranked or pranking people, let's hear em
>>28634440
I want to go to supermarkets and when people aren't looking, take important stuff out of their carts like milk and put it back in the dairy section, so that when they get home they realize they mysteriously didn't buy milk and have to go back.
Yeah I'm a loser with no life
>>28634440
Pranks is just some fag being an asshole
>>28634553
Pranks with friends and co workers is the best way to pass through all the boring shit on a daily basis
per usual, something i enjoy has been taken outside of my reach.
its a song, it was on youtube but now im not allowed to watch it because youtube. would someone upload the music elsewhere or something or what do i do? i can only find remakes and covers of the song, which just infuriates me.
it WAS an adult swim bump entitled "the ether around us"
now im finding the music came from a movie called "All about lily chou-chou" sung by Salyu entitled "Arabesque"
i just want to listen to song, and its like im trying to smuggle drugs into north korea. fuck the future, fuck technology
I kinda get the point of this thread, but this is not /r/.
All about lily Chou-Chou is an amazing movie and I suggest you watch it.
If it's just region locked you could get a VPN or use an overseas proxy. A similar thing happened to me with a vocal free nujabes Playlist that I enjoyed
>lost all motivation to do anything
>>28634280
>Have forgotten what it's like to have motivation to do something
>Don't want to work
>Don't want a career
>Don't want a family
>Do not want.
>>28634280
You started a post on r9k
That's something
I realized a long time ago that the motivation I had was just me lying to myself.
Is Omegle the best place to talk to her? I've never used that site.
its better you don't get too close or you will hate her
>>28634518
I know she has immense flaws. Druggies are often liars and thieves.
But a lot of that is due to her drug habits. She is young enough that she can be saved.
>>28634544
you are a fucking idiot newfag
now we know why this dude is killing himself
>"how to screenshot windows 10"
>vincent
I don't even know where to begin
Hi vincent. Really nice name. Damn. I really want that name now.
>how to screenshot windows 10
Holy kek are you fucking serious
I'm fucking sick of looking and acting like a melvin. I think I've moved past it, but then I catch a glance in the mirror and realize I'm just a few ranks above this guy. Plus, I look like a sassy 15 year old lesbian, but I'm a 20 year old guy. Beyond hitting the gym (which I'm starting up at the moment), what can someone do to make themselves look a lot less like a nu-male lesbian faggot?
Here's an idea of what I look like for referece
>>28634165
Good job, me
And another. How do you fix this delayed abortion?
>tfw you try to an hero but roommate walks in
>>28633823
>tfw your roommate offers to assist
>>28633823
>tfw both of you try to an hero but he wins.
Literally just happened to me though
>tfw you have herpes and don't tell your partner or take your valacylocvir
Don't ask, don't tell.
>>28633557
>your partner
Sure.
That's disgusting but thanks for the cool pepe
>>28633557
ur a goddamn scallywag m8, ill give u that
How is an 18 year old ginger boy with a heart of goId and high functioning autism supposed to get a gf around here??!
>>28633362
Not going to happen. Life is pain for people like us.
>>28633362
If that picture is you, of course you are single. Look at you! Are you even trying?
Disgusting greasy hair, disgusting nasty neckbeard, overweight and glasses. Lose weight, get a fucking haircut and shave, and wear contacts before even thinking about taking to girls.
Or don't and never stand a single chance.
>>28633438
What are you talking about? Did you even look at the photo? He's very cute. I would be his gf.
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