what does your perfect woman look like robots?
mine is pic related
origamitsu
I have a few different ones.
Another beauty.
Big fat tats.
>work 16 hour days 6 days a week to feed my 4 kids
>never see them, mom only works 4 hour days so hopefully they get enough love from her. >jealous that she gets to see the kids and I don't but know it's better to put that aside for their benefit
>turns out she's been calling her sister/neighbors/fiends to babysit them while she goes and hangs out with friends all the time
>mfw
Those kids aren't getting the attention they need but you're in luck. You got four of them. They can all pair up and look out for one another. I hope for your sake you've been able to drive that instinct into them because your lady sure as fuck doesn't seem interested.
Damn. It's not like you can get a divorce. She'll get half your money, which won't go to the kids. She'll also get the kids, cause you work 16 hour days and are a man, and can't provide as nurturing baby sitters I guess.
You're in a real pickle, anon.
>>28633129
This is the kind of thing Im glad I witnessed in person before I knocked some bitch up.
>Fapped to traps and trannies so much I can't get get it up for women anymore.
>>28633036
>fapped to trannies and traps so much now they once again gross me out so i have to fap to vanilla again but it's boring
just fuck my stupid life
Being so gay feels so gooood
>>28633036
I'm in that weird situation too, gay porn turns me off completely and I find it disgusting, but traps that look convincingly feminine are fine.
>tfw work ends in 6 hours
Anyway, gotta get back to work, will check back here after 5
>work at call center
>decide I won't look at the clock again til I've made 10 calls
>make 20 calls
>look at the clock
>only 7 minutes has passed
I actually quit that job a while ago and went on NEETbux, but man do I know that feel, anon
What do you do, anon? I'm about to go to work in an hour. Line cook here.
>>28632961
haven't worked since october. fearing about going back but I have to once I move :( hang in there
>30 minutes ago
>shower
>wash face
>look myself in the mirror
>"hey I don't look that ugly
>dry up
>put on clothes
>take picture
>ugly
why is it that my mind thinks that when my face is wet or just freshly dried up looks better than it really is?
You're taking pictures at a different angle than you're looking. The lighting is different. Camera perspective is a lot different than yours.
Sometimes I look at myself and think "Fuck yeah buddy" other times it's like "You're one ugly mother fucker", hell if it aint the latter when I take photos. You kind of got to look at it from the perspective of if you were looking for a girl that is a butterface or just kinda ugly like is it fuckable or not and then just ignore that because it's fun to fuck things anyway.
>>28633215
So I have to take like 1000 photos to get the right one? Meh I don't have that much time on my hands
Even celebrities have a huge range of looks. Beauty and attractiveness are 70% how much effort you put into itin b4 ree you are either born ugly or attractive!
If you smile and walk confidently that's already like 50% of the way there.
How disgusting.
If you were a thirsty as fuck 17 year old, would you bang this?
But do brits have such low standards?
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/index.ssf/2016/05/easton_high_substitute_faces_s.html
I would try, but she would reject me cause she could get 17-year old Chad who is tall and handsome.
I'd probably bang her, now and I'm a thirsty as fuck 26 yr old. Ok, maybe just a blowjob.
When I was 17 I would have put my dick in anything, though.
Any photo of the student? Im courious
I just lost my job for the Summer. I don't know if I should abandon all hope and get me a gaming computer, with the latest of everything. Or if I should try to be productive, what do you say? Dedicating your free time and money to a battle-station instead of educating, exercising and overall improving yourself?
You get bored of games pretty quick, right?
Bored of games is better than what's out there for me.
>>28632627
>You get bored of games pretty quick, right?
the opposite. the shittier your life gets the better they become. choose your path carefully, you cant change it later.
>>28632627
buy a home gym, squat cage, bench, 7ft oly bar and 500lbs of plates with a oly set of dumbells and get jacked
my gaming pc crashed and i cbf to replace it but i couldnt live without my gym
>no mommy gf
Just let me sleep and die t b h
>>28632117
>no mommy gf to play boardgames with you
>>28632153
>no mommy gf to watch pixar movies with you
>>28632206
>no mommy gf to kiss you goodnight
>Start thinking about dating, fucking, and marrying a qt post op MtF
>get a boner
what does this mean?
>youre a faggot
Oraganolio
Another post where someone thinks there's something wrong with them for thinking traps are hot.
Can we stop this meme
>post op
not even once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeCaJ00-HMA
also would someone please post the version where the turquoise guy is warning him against it and the tranny looks all deformed
Daily reminder that tripfags deserve to be bullied until they commit suicide, and you should be proactive about it by either ignoring them or making fun of them in the cruelest way possible.
is this one of them tripfag bait threads ive heard of
>>28632056
Nice English you fucking retarded faggot
euphoria a cute! CUTE!
>Beta bucks
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4jre3e/i_29_m_caught_my_girlfriend_34_f_of_10_months/
>>28631744
That's your future robot.
>>28631744
>>28631744
Fuck off with your reddit reposts. If you love reddit so much you should stay there.
single moms, guys.
Just got my wisdom teeth out mentlegen. Loaded
up on painkillers and valium. Any cool surgery experiences out there?
Pic related, its me
I had hernia removal surgery when I was 8. I might get jaw surgery at some point in the future.
>>28631601
Painful as fuck
Our technology is basically barbarian-status primitive.
You're in for some pain
>>28631726
I fell asleep after I got home, and woke up in pretty bad pain because I was completely sober
Wait why are normalfag supposed to feel bad about being normal?
Nobody needs to feel bad about anything. You're free to leave this board anytime you wish, the thing is nobody does.
>>28631558
You kinda are missing the point of the tread.
>>28631642
>>28631519
underage retard
originaru
In an hour and a half, my NEET friend is driving me to the mall so that we can apply everywhere together. I should mention I am a NEET myself.
>The anxiety induced nausea
>trying to become a wagecuck
Your problem
Apply online.
Most places are going to tell you to apply online anyway, just call them a few days after you submit it it'll increase your chances of getting interviews
be strong brothers, I am staying comfy.
WHY DO THESE NORMIES KEEP PUNCHING MY SHOULDER!!!!
11!!!!
STOOOOOoopopppp1
STOP IT HURTS
>>28631449
You know what you must do anon... Only you can stop this level of harassment
>unsheathes katana
(I honestly don't know how many levels of irony this board is working on now, I can only assume 17)
>>28631449
male group behaviour
subconscious testing if you are strong enough for the group
just push them back easily (but not too easily)
faggot
>tfw when you tell them to stop they look at you like you're some kind of weirdo