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ITT we describe our physical looks in detail and why we hate them so much.
I, personally, look like the fucking grim reaper with a bit of flesh still attached. Not in a good way though. I'm literally a ghoul.
People look at me and they can never and will never feel anything but either fear or hatred at first glance, and I say that from experience.
I've gotten over tfw no gf almost completely because I've realized that like death, it's something with a set position in our lives that either will or will never happen guaranteed, so I've accepted that it will not happen.
I am short and have a small flat nose but I am of notable muscle mass.
>brown hair looks alright
>blue eyes (my only good feature)
>long/jew nose (at least not wide)
>decent jawline
>bad chin
I would be average if my nose was normal. At least I'm not fat though
>thick brown hair (it's awful)
>big bushy eyebrows (people made fun of me in middle school for them)
>big beard
>blue eyes
>long eyelashes (nobody has ever looked at my eyes closely though)
>big nose (slightly bent)
If I got really /fit/ I suspect people would be quite frightened of me.
My barber says I look like a crazy person.
>TFW no tiny taiwanese girlfriend to watch anime and make dumplings with
why even live?
>>28653526
>Thai
Dropped
>>28653550
Lol this idiot thinks Thailand and Taiwan are the same thing. LOLOLOLOLOL, stupid shit
i kno this feel
>>28653550
learn2asia
How can YOU tell if a poster on 4chan is still a teenager or even underage, robot?
For me:
>uploads images with tumblr/imgur/funnyjunk/facebook filenames
>uploads tumblr .gifs
>mobile poster
>uses emoticons other than ;_; and :^) unironically
>finds joy in unironic mainstream normie humor, and I mean really mainstream shit (funnyjunk, ifunny and what not)
>uses memegenerator (this is barely ever tolerable)
>tries ridiculously hard to fit in as an oldfag to be cool, for example people who mostly or exclusively put old media in their 3x3 just so they can seem to be old and have decent taste
>maintains edgy political views and when confronted about it with a good argument can only resort to spouting buzzwords, for example Trump/anti-refugee autists who just jumped on the bandwagon and can't contribute anything other than using /pol/ memes
>claims to dislike anime or lolis, uses "pedo" which means they're a newfag and pretty much underage too
>prefers or posts 3DPD instead of 2D
>hates robots but not in a mature way, for example "wow look at this loser" which makes him look like a complete newfag
>doesn't bother with capitalization and/or punctuation, especially when typing out larger texts (usually just a soft sign as many oldfags barely care about this)
>when crossboarding, acts like a complete idiot who has never even lurked or read the rules before, for example faggots who keep posting recommendation threads on /a/
Face it, most newfags are under 20. But some newfags can arrive to the imageboard with an already developed sense of decency.
If I see someone who follows at least 2 of these criteria (ideally 3, even better if the same poster participates in the same thread several), I can tell they're under 20. If they're actually not teenagers then they're likely just excessively immature which is just as bad or even worse. Either that or they're intentionally trying to sound as immature and underage as possible which can be hilarious once in a while I guess.
I'm on 4chan since jan. 2009 and think anime is gay fag shit.
corecraft when?
oregnao comment
The real obvious underage are those who get (unironically) mad and think the 4chans are serious business.
>>28653353
>tries ridiculously hard to fit in as an oldfag to be cool
And definitely that. That one guy who called me a newfag, and mocked my use of memes as being "le reddit XD"? He was genuinely 15.
>father lost virginity at 36
what to expect robots
>the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
>what to expect robots
suicide
>giving up his wizard powers
shameful desu
>>28653392
b-but i'm better looking than my father
Fucking normies trying to create a new frog. Who is this "dat boi" and who does he think he is.
Pepe is eternal. The normies took him and used him like a rag. Then they threw him on the ground and moved onto the next frog. Fools. They think Pepe is forgotten. He is alive and well. He finally ours again. Let the normies move on the next frog, but we will never forget you m'lord Pepe.
I present to you guys an original Pepe that I hath forged in the darkest corner of my unfinished basement. I give you /r9k/, the real dat boi.
o shit waddup
>>28653314
dont ever talk me or dat boi again
>>28653314
I've grown fond of dat boi.
new rare boi
I'm 18 and finishing school at home, which takes me about 4 hours a day. After that I can do whatever I want, play vidya, fap, eat healthy (I hate junk shit food), ride bike etc. Just got a job as a cashier in a nice upper middle-aged class white neighborhood, things are comfy. How about you r9k? Are you living the comfy life?
"I'm 18 and finishing school at home"
Good luck developing into a functioning adult anon.
Don't you wanna be something greater than a cashier? Just seems like your settling for something pretty lame
>>28653322
OP's shooting for that sweet spot between NEET and "lower income"
Do you like your parents?
I despise them.
My mother did a lot of things for me, but she is still stupid and annoying most of the time.
My dad never gave a single fuck, he never paid my mother during my childhood.
He just left her when I was 2 years old and didn't give a fuck since then.
my father is dead and my mother is disabled and i have to try hard not to laugh at her retarded ass
>>28653163
Yeah
I'm a depressed shut in with no friends and they're basically the only people that care about me. I love them, just wish I could be a better person for them.
>>28653163
My mom made me fuck up my car yesterday by bitching at me while I drove. She bitches nonstop. My dad is okay. He is never around and is usually quiet. He used to beat the hell out of her.
This is Homura Akemi
She went through 42 years of lonliness, combined with watching the most important person to her die hundreds of times.
She literally tried to turn herself into a demon to know nothing but despair just to make the most important person to her happy.
Why do you pathetic losers think you're entitled to a GF when Homura goes through suffering worse than all of your life combined on almost a daily basis with nothing but determination to save Madoka?
Yeah but she looks like a total cumdumpster.
>>28652977
She hasn't even gotten to 2nd base, though.
She's also a magical girl. Your comment is invalid.
>tfw raised by narcissist parents and now I have a huge inferiority complex
>>28652957
If you knew why you had an inferiority complex, you would lose it instantly.
Your parents aren't to blame. Your inferiority complex is inherent to your brain.
>raised by humble parents
>now a huge narcissist
>>28652957
>raised by 1 parent
>now an asperges neet 25 virgin
>my only bond in life is my 16yr old 2nd cousin because we both are asperges anime weebs and she doesn't know that I really love her and want to marry her
it could always be worse anon
Why are Muslim girls so perfect?
>>28652845
Because imperfect ones get stoned to death before they can have kids.
>>28653084
Don't muslims have a massive inbreeding problem, since they're allowed to marry cousins?
>>28653084
Yay artificial selection
>tfw can't stop pooping
>poop keeps coming
IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS HELP
is there actually a lot of material, or is it just bits coming out intermittently?
Take a picture of your load if you haven't flushed yet, especially if it's solid. Hnng.
shit nig, you dead
Fucking norMAL FAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Never forget pepe was taken by the normies long ago. He's on to bigger and better things.
>>28652816
Exactly this. Even the most smug and rarest pepes have been snatched from our grasps. When does the suffering end?
How ironic
The mascot of r9k is a normie
best way to kill my highschool bully?
>>28652684
>being in highschool
come on now, either you're in your last year or you're underage. Most likely the latter.
pic related
>>28652684
School shooting.
That way we can remember and cherish you from beyond the grave.
post dank memes to kill their self confidence.
ITT we rant about our shitty jobs (or schools if you're a student).
>Really enjoy math
>Read and talk math in free time
>Excel in School and Uni
>Do a PhD
>Get worse supervisor possible
>Their research is great, but their supervisor skill are horrible
>Complain about this
>Get told that nobody else can help me with my current work and I won't get any extra time to tackle any other problems, so I either continue with a clueless supervisor, start a completely new problem with a small amount of time, or I could continue with my shitty supervisor
>Decide that I did not have enough time to start again, and a shit supervisor is better than no supervisor
>Stay with shit supervisor
>Get stuck
>Tell supervisor
>"It's not my job to teach you"
>MFW it seems likely that I could fail mainly because of my supervisor
ITT normies bitching and shitting up /r9k/
>>28652502
I thought this was a /r9k/ style thread? I do not know where else it could possibly go.
I am a registered nurse.
> bullied by coworker who I think has a mental illness
> worry constantly that I am not making enough money. Even though I make good money for a 23 year old, I still am worrying about making 6-figures in the future
> can't see myself doing this forever.
>Anon! Let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum like a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
>tfw will never play willy wars with a cute boy and make him cum all over himself
>>28652539
follow your dream anon!
WILLY WARS
a perfectly normal way to spend time with male friends
