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>tfw normie
Who /singlefather/ here
Wife died?
>too normie for /r9k/
>too robot for normies
The worst kind of existence.
Ditto. No luck finding a gf anyway, single moms are awful and normal women I've met don't want a kid in the picture.
You know when you go to the fridge wanting some juice or sumshit and there isn't any
Yeah, and then you go and check the fridge again half an hour later.
>>28659199
>When your threads nosediving then some good samaritan saves your mundane thread with a comment equally as mundane.
Thanks f4m.
>>28659301
No problem, buddy.
A/S/L?
lets get a trap thread going!
I have a lot of 2D trap content, does that count
Man, I'm gay as fuck but I know this is designated >>>/soc/ territory.
Fuckoff there.
>>>/b/
very original comment
So I had a really mindblowing experience yesterday.
>used to be beta virgin friend zone victim
>did a lot of self improvement, got very fit and muscular, lost most of my shyness and inhibitions
>couple years later I am meeting one of my girlfriends/FWB's at a bar
>she brings along this chubby neckbearded co-worker of hers
>"Hey anon this is my best friend, we've been friends since high school!"
>while we're fooling around and making out he just sits there awkwardly and stares at me
>I stare back at him
>At this point it's really like I am staring at a past version of myself
I was tempted to tell him that it will get better but that would've just been weird.
Anyone else here who became Chad?
>>28658641
Can't fathom why someone would subject themselves to that. As pathetic as I am, I won't sink so low to orbit a women
>>28658876
For me it was
>at least I have a female friend, if I spend enough time around her maybe I will become less autistic around other girls
Not Chad or a robot. I'm the sexy loner who was able to mix equally well with guys on my football team and nerdy types. Pretty awesome tbqh famalam.
I'm also an olderfag though. First pussy I saw was IRL, not online, my only whack materials where the Sears Sunday paper inserts with underwear ads, etc.
If I could give you younger bros one piece of advice: stay the fuck away from porn.
I come to r9k because I am fascinated by this subculture of young men who literally didn't exist when I was a young man. I feel for you bros-you didn't ask to be born at the most isolating time in history for young people.
If you have any questions for an old man who is happily married, fire away.
How do I into anime girls again? Pls no bully. There's a reason why I'm here and not on /ic/.
Forget anime and practice the fundamentals. Perspective, shading, linework, body proportions, etc.
Get some solid white paper first of all
>>28658670
I thought my body proportions were pretty dead on, considering I used a 5 head-length.
Anyone else obsessed with becoming Chad? I spend hours every day trying to fix my anxiety.
>I spend hours every day trying to fix my anxiety.
Something about that strikes me as potentially counterproductive.
You need to join up. These people have an incredible program.
>>28658654
How so? If I stop how could I fix it
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw body falling apart from work
>tfw won't qualify for NEETbux if I quit
>tfw my choices are muscular pain and exhaustion, or starvation and exposure
>>28658619
get /fit/ you dumb bitch
>>28658619
Why is it destroying your body and not anyone else who works the job?
Eat more, sleep more.
>>28658653
I can't. My back and shoulders are fucked. I've tried to work out and the pain is simply too much. Even if I just try to jog.
I'm seeing a physiotherapist but it isn't helping.
>Girl used to bully me for reading in school
>White Trash, dark hair, piercings and "hardcore emo" way
>She never had friends, was aways alone in the lunch break
>Punched me in the stomach everyday (only me i guess)
>Threatened to stab me in the eye with a pen
>Threw leather balls on my face
>Moved from the city when her drunk father died
>Bye bitch!
>Now i'm in college
>I remenber her for no reason
>Can't stop remembering
>She was very tall
>Boner
WHAT THE HECK BRAIN?
Sounds pretty hot.
sounds pretty hot OP.
She wanted to bang.
Who else here /justfeelingsad/ ? I'm just feeling down, friends.
>>28658488
That's alright anon we all have days like that
>tfw feel so hopeless and empty I can't concentrate and just want to sleep all day
Worst time to feel like shit, I have exams
>>28658488
Just like everyone else on the board. You aren't special. You didn't need a thread for this, attention-seeker. Move along.
What's the most degenerate porn scene you've ever fapped to?
>>28658483
>implying I haven't become so degenerate that my fetishes have moved past sex and porn
>>28658483
i like anal stuff and one day i went from watching women get gaped by normal dicks to somehow finding links to guys with huge prolapses and people fucking them.. i jerked it but i never watched that shit again
>>28658483
A bunch of niggers dping this tiny Irish girl
Alright anons I'm done with /r9k/
I never feel that bad about myself until I start browsing here, and I feel like it only drags me back into robotdom
Any ex-robots have tips on breaking out of the robot life? I've no interest in becoming normie, I just want to make some friends with similar interests and meet a nice girl and move out of my parents' house
>>28658403
How old are you anon?
what is your educational/ work situation?
it's easier than you think, I can help
>>28658403
>Left R9K for a while
>Had fun on SP
>Came back here
>It's feels weird
Think I'll leave too
I wished I had a place to go. The only reason I stay here is because I have nothing else.
>sign up to tinder a month a go
>swipe thousands of girls (everyone)
>only 30 matches
>match rate of about 0.5%
Should I just end it?
Just be happy with what you have.
That one year I was on Badoo, I had a success rate of 3.8%. Means that 3.8% of my "likes" liked me back. I got not one single number.
It's not worth it, Anon.
>>28658553
Have you got a pic of yourself?
I don't seem to do so bad on pof, I just have a really hard time getting matches on tinder
How easy are their lives?
It's all in the eye of the beholder.
How easy is your life compared to an African child ?
>>28658310
Comparing the incomparable. These bitches live in the same country, therefore it's a valid comparison. Some hungry nigger child with huge belly doesn't, therefore it's not.
>>28658283
honestly none of them are even that hot
Just tell me, is pic related hot or not?
Bumparooni
C'mon, there's gotta be at least one woman on here willing to read this
I thought you all loved erotic literature?
Fuck's sake, I have no one to read this before I send it and let me know if it's any good or not.
pls respond
I'm not going to read erotic fiction based on the fact that it goes against God. Lust is an ugly thing, save it for your future husband imho.
Just 5 days until St Elliot's day
What do you guys have planned?
We can't just treat it like an ordinary day.
>>28658265
We'll do a stream of the mainfesto on ustream or something, I suggest starting at 2pm GMT, it's 10 hours total. So that'll allow both Americans and Europoors to be there for as much as possible
>>28658288
this sounds fun. multiple threads plastered on /r9k/ + a stream room for vids and movies sounds so damn comfy
