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>you will never come hope after a long day of school to play Monday Night Combat and browse /r9k/ ever again
Life has gotten significantly less cozy over the years
>>28654758
>monday night combat
was that the poor mans TF2? and by poor, I mean paying 20$ to play MNC?
???????
>>28654952
MNC was like a mobs ish TF2. I loved it much more than TF2 desu
If you have played a certain amount of games, you will lose interest.
It's all the same, same experience same stuff with minor variation.
No kick for you
> it went past her belly button
> she's telling all her friends
> youre a failure and a shut-in
> wishing your life would just end
Last line has too many syllables and you should end with 'your life ends'
>>28654999
Yes, or maybe "wish your life would end"
>>28654746
>you will never fuck a girl like that
>you will never have a big weewee
>the best you can do is to buy a large dildo and fuck her with that
>she will always think of Chad while having sex with you
>she will always wish you had a bigger weewee while having sex with you
>one shot at life
>the reasonable thing is to accept your fate and make best of your life
>accept and delude yourself
>be in fear one day you might just snap from all that deluding over the years
>be dead inside or be dead? what to choose
>accepting something you don't like is surrendering
>25 yo, you have to choose
>to die twice or to die once?
>perhaps I will make it somehow
>perhaps you wont
>too scared to try
>too lazy to try
>I must
>I will
>I do
>I...
How does it make you feel that nearly everyone you see in the street has regular sex, and that for them sex is about as ordinary as making a sandwich?
I don't fret because I know sex comes naturally to people who are capable of making a life for themselves. And for those of us who are less capable, not having sex is just as natural.
As in pretty much everything they do, most normies suck at it. They only do it to conform to what they think is expected from them.
>>28654535
This pretty much. If I thought about that I'd look at every woman I see and wonder if she's ever had a g spot orgasm without the use of a vibrator or her fingers. I'd wonder if men know how to give one to them.
Can we get a /r9k/ kik group or are you fucks too antisocial for that?
>>28654339
no.
because then we'll wage a war with all other 4chanboards kik groups.
The word you're looking for is asocial, not antisocial. Top tip if someone says antisocial when they should say asocial they're most probably a normalfag
>>28654396
Alright, good for you. So is there one or no?
What are you supposed to do when you hate your life?
Reevaluate it. I used to hate mine because I thought I needed to act like a normie and I could never know the happiness that they do until I did. Turns out I was acting how I wanted to act in the first place and when I realized that I started to love my life.
>>28654333
Switch your style up. Also one of the hardest things is yo learn to let go of negative emotions when you're hellbent on feeling bloo. Lifes too short for pity, better to party and live it up
>>28654333
nice trips, bro.
you just hate your life because you only accomplished the TrueNormie targets.
you just need to complete some mission which TrueNormies hate because they don't have the will to do.
Like, mastering a foreign language, getting a Master degree, and so on.
> ex gf's sister asks if I've talked to her sister lately
>"No it's been months"
>"well she didn't come home last night, my mom is super worried and she's not answering her phone"
>"no sorry I don't know."
>mfw
I didn't ask for this
>>28654309
Don't worry anon she is probably either getting banged by Tyrone or chad
>>28654812
We're Mexican-American, so this is really out of place. Her mom's gonna kick her out. We are not a cuck culture
well she didn't come home last night
Well, buddy I know you have a hard time right now, but how about fuck off my board?
>tfw went from being a virgin to having 3 gfs in a week
> found an old phone of mine
> end up getting in contact with this petite nerdy girl I used to hang out with
> meet up, she confesses having a huge crush on me and was so happy I came back out of nowhere
> end up making out for 3 hours
> confidence boost makes me more talkative at work and more helpful
> unloading a truck with this quiet muslim girl with a strong thick body and dem hips
> keep accidentally touching her hand as we move crates, she's smiling and laughing at all the stupid shit I say
> she asks me if I want to come over to her house for coffee after work
> she kisses me, things get hot, end up fingerblasting her
> she makes a marriage joke and hangs out with me at work all the time, asks when we're gonna start actually dating instead of being heathens
> decide to go for a run one morning
> literally run into a girl I had workshop with in high school, cute native runner girl
> we end up in a heap and she gives me a hug when she recognizes me, gives me pointers on running
> end up spending the day hanging out wandering to cool places, she asks if we could do this every day
> kisses me on the cheek
> tfw just realized today that I've got things with 3 different girls now who have no idea the others exist
this is going to come crashing down real hard
Looks like you have a good old fashioned fuck marry kill on your hands.
>>28654308
Atta boy OP. Proud of u son
Slay that puss. U deserve it
>>28654308
I know how you feel lol
I'm full NEET but I have 3 dates this weekend. I'm gonna fuck up.
This is Brad Pitt and his brother Doug. Apart from the alpha and beta names, can you spot the alpha and beta features that are slightly different on their faces, making them into a winner and loser respectively?
>>28654202
They both look like Chad to me.
>>28654202
Yup. It's all in the jaw.
>>28654202
looks like a fat zach braff
>Hey big bro, we just discovered your porn mags
>Why don't you join us and show us your favorite pics
Don't touch my stuff u faggot
>>28655003
i really, really like this picture
it speaks to me
>>28654191
>big bro
You dont have siblings do you
>mfw mixed but people call me white
>called nigger and coon still
>cant be proud of being black because whites call me white
Can't win can i
>>28654131
>wanting to be proud of being black
silly half ape, that's not a good thing.
guess you'll just have to be proud of something worthwhile instead
>being proud because of something that happened to you by complete random chance
Fuck off nigger and go pay reparations
Are you excited for St Elliot's day?
hi elliots sister!
>>28654051
kek. Like she gives a shit. She's too busy sucking Chad's cock
>>28654028
I thought this post read "St. Loli's Day"
What does girl pee taste like?
I really want to drink a cute girl's pee.
>>28653956
It tastes like pee. Taste your own pee and that's exactly what it tastes like.
>>28653956
Like the finest wine you've ever tasted.
>>28653956
Salt and ammonia, just like yours.
Who /olivia jensen/ here?
I don't think she's ethnic enough for my taste but she's still hot
post what she looks like now though instead of cherry picking older pictures of her. chicks like this do not age well
>>28654016
seconding this
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28654016
>>28654042
Is this what you're talking about?
She's still hot.
St Elliot's day preparations
With only 5 days to go, we should start planning the celebrations for St Elliot's day. The catalog will be full of supreme threads, and we have a duty to bump them, what threads should be have? I was thinking of the following, but feel free to suggest others
Elliot's playlist - A collection of songs Elliot Was known to like
Rare Elliots - We will have a thread to share our favourite picture of the supreme gentleman
My Twisted World - A thread where we read the bible together and discuss its content
I was also thinking of baking a cake, although others may be more competent at this than me
What else do we need?
Elliot will be happy to know he is finally getting his dick sucked
god, piss off you dumb fucking nigger. and fuck that mentally ill worthless half-gook.
t. 25yo KV
Ex Robot now Normalfag here,
Fully support this preparation. Godspeed, Supreme Gentleman.
>born too late to explore the world.
>born too late to live in a time that had a sense of community.
>born too soon to explore space.
>born too soon for WWIII
>Born just in time for the age of degeneracy
So if it gets made into law that guys can walk into women's restrooms and vice versa, You can legally enter women's restrooms and listen to their period shits or their pissing.
Maybe the future will be okay?
Exploring the world used to be only possible if you were born into a rich family. Now basically anyone can see locations far from home.
>>28653728
>born too soon for WWIII
Not so sure about this one anon.
It's the dawn of the golden age for piss fetishists!
