>tfw no interesting anecdotes to tell
>>28659720
there was the one time that you made this thread and then i told you to kill yourself
>go on r9k
>try to think of a story to greentext
>can't, decide to fap instead
With you there family
>>28659720
>not stealing hilarious greentext stories from ALL boards to make normies laugh
I used to consider my self to be asexual but then everyone got mad.
>im am usually considered to be an attractive man,
>i like girls more than guys on a sexual level but i dont like to have sex.
>what do you call this? gay?
>one girl told me "no, you are just scared"
why cant i just not have any sex without people flipping out?
maybee i just havent met anyone i was that attracted to yet...?
Ey dog Ethan from H3H3 productions here, mind not using pictures of my wife for your asexual sob-stories?
peace out, papa bless
VN.
>>28659707
can't believe people find her attractive.
do not underestimate the degenerate peasant`s obsession with genitalia and humping.
Hey look it's anon, hey anon, after tonight, you won't be a virgin anymore
>squarejaw
holy shit she exists
>>28659442
Back middle and back left are the only two who'd get me hard on sight.
White girls suck.
>>28659442
I'll fucking jump out of the window
I'll finally lose my virginity this Saturday.
Why don't you robots just hire a hooker, like i did?
>he fell for the hooker meme
Enjoy your ham sandwich vagina.
Don't eat her out.
because "hoockers don't count" because there is no validation behind them because they are not attracted to you - you paid them to endure sex with you
>>28659412
Make this thread after you fucked here senpai.
>tfw none of these suicide methods sound any good
>>28659410
helium hood is the best way
>>28659410
>>28659521
You probably wont do it faggot
>>28659565
I never said I would you faggot I was just making a suggestion to op
When I was a teenager I was afraid of death. Now I am afraid of living.
>>28659400
>im 12 and this is deep
>>28659400
E D G Y
Y G D E
E D G Y
O R E G A N O
I'm afraid of both
>when your oneitis likes your tweet
Is there a better feeling in the world?
>>28659284
Yes, when the oneitis is sucking on your dick.
>>28659284
Yes, not using twitter
>>28659284
She probably likes everything. I wish my standards for happiness were as low as yours though, OP.
>be black femanon
>just at my job wage slaving
>I work at a grocery store
>autist comes in asking for a half a pound of lunch meat
>I thought he was being weird but I just assumed he was retarded or something
>I give him his lunch meat and I say "see ya later" he replies "I hope so"
>I start working on making salad and I notice he's...
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>>28659250
Agreeing with this completely
What's weird about half a pound of lunch meat?
>be black femanon
>be inferior to white femanons in all possible ways
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try and see it once my way
Know meeee broookeeeen
By my master
DRIFTIIING BODY IT'S SOLE DESERTION
FLYIIIIING NOT QUITE THE NOTIOOON
>>28659304
Am I wrong
Have I run too far to get home
Have I gone
And left you here alone
Layne's lyrics resonate with me even more today...
We seriously need to bring back the pistol duel to equalize chads and us. If some chad insults or cucks you, it should be legal to take off your gauntlet and slap his shit until he agrees to meet you at dawn, one pistol each with only one chambered bullet and your seconds ready to rek shit with a rifle or shotgun if they cheat.
Cuntwhores banned this honorable practice because they couldn't stand the thought of their precious thundercocks who toast their roast potentially dying at the hands of the "creeps" and "losers" that they hate so much....
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>tfw your thread is a dud and you can't bump it
>>28659251
I'll help you OP. It's an interesting subject.
>>28659177
i agree. the weapon makes the man, and only those skilled with the weapon deserve to live. chad is so used to getting his way with his muscles, he'd die instantaneously
So, how much truth would you say this old pasta holds?
Just because there are shit people does not mean all people are shit.
I've had my experiences of girls cheating on me, I have never cheated on a girl. I've met plenty of decent women who did not cheat and are disgusted by these things, granted some of them were from /r9k/ and understand the game being played.
Women do not operate on sex drive alone, and will not cheat at the drop of the hat, but I do agree that there are some things most women don't understand or appreciate.
Also that anon is just bitter at the changing times, I'm not...
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still reads like fiction, but yeah chads still fuck all the whores it's always been that way
>>28659347
>granted some of them were from /r9k/
We live in a time and age where you can actually meet women from r9k. What a time to be alive.
>no cute bird-girl to go on adventures with
It hurts.
>>28659167
>tfw not a qt elf girl
>tfw no qt elf bf/gf
medli is my vidya waifu
shes unironically hot
>no loli harem
JUST
What is the solution to a small penis fAm?
suicide you fat fuck
Make piece with it
Make a lot of money
Do drugs and fuck hookers
You won't ever be the amazing in bed so just worry about getting yourself off.
t. 5 inch dicklet who makes 6 figures now and does coke of escorts. Not the best life but whatever...
doesnt look too small
>like qt teller at the bank
>she's way out of my league
>start working out really hard last few months
>primp and clean self up
>put on some nice clothes
>go to ask her out
>"wow anon, you look really good"
>stutter on the word "thanks" for like 20 seconds
>go home...
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Post pics of what you fapped to
>>28659026
You're an udder disappointment, OP.
She complimented you anon, your hard work paid off. You should feel proud. You'll ask her out next time!
It only makes things worse.
I used to be like you. In my mid-twenties. Lonely. I wasn't a virgin, but just barely. I had come to accept that I would never have a real girlfriend and I was happy with that. There's nothing wrong with that.
Then I met her. She's dominant, aggressive, and thought I was cute. She did everything she could to go after me and I let it happen. She fucked me. We moved in together. She started being verbally and emotionally abusive to me.
I wanted to break up. And I was going to. When she told me she was pregnant. I...
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>I wasn't a virgin
And that's when I stopped reading
>>28659010
>I wasn't a virgin
that is what you get for being a chad faggot.
probably lost your virginity in high school
this is retribution