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HALLS OF JUSTICE PAINTED GREEN
MONEY TALKING
huhhHAUHuhauHAUHAAHUAHauuhUHAuaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25119888
Is this what money says in those JUST green halls?
Itt: have you ever considered mail order brides? just started watching the netflix doc "love me"
>spending a bunch of money for a woman you can hardly speak to due to language barriers and will probably end up leaving you anyway
>>25119841
I know you're meme-ing, but I have a couple friends whose mother was a mail-order and it's horrible. Culture clash doesn't work, you may think you want "le perfect asian waifu" or whatever but you've probably romanticized the "third-world wife" as much as SJWs have romanticized this "stronk indepedent womyn" thing before realizing that working for a living actually does suck.
Sort of have one. Didn't go through a program or some paid thing, mostly so she could come here to live. Still though we're married.
ALL THESE WORDS THEY MAKE NO SENSE
>>25119932
I LOST MY SANITY - EVER SINCE
YAP YAP
YEP YEP
WOOBALOO
THIS SONG IS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
lunboks
Iunboks
Do the thing
Anyone here /realistic/? I could easily get a gf, but the entire premise of it is so fake it gets me depressed every time I think about it. There is nothing real about getting or having a girlfriend, it's just a game of which male can be the most superficial out of the males that are available to that specific woman. All you have to do is look decent, hold a conversation well through text, and then eventually when you meet irl keep that conversation going. Sex comes later and even that is not much harder than the prerequisites since a lot of woman's expectation of sex is low already.
I want to be in love, not play some game. Love will never exist because to get to that point you have to play a stupid game. I guess I will only experience love through movies for the rest of my life.
>>25119771
What's fake about it?
What is a real relationship?
Love is just a chemical reaction brah and it doesn't last very long.
Even teenagers know this because they all watch Rick and Morty.
>>25119771
god I hate Umaru
>just drank twelve beers and three shots of whiskey and 100mg benadryl to help me sleep
>am I going to die?
>while I am a suicidal NEET who should probably end himself rather than leech on society, I'm not sure I'm ready at this particular moment
>I feel quite dizzy now as I smoke a cigarette
>I also have a cold
>kinda having trouble breathing
>or is this just paranoia?DUDE WEED LMAO
I'm not sure but nicotine might be the trigger element for the poisoning since it doesn't go well with benadryl. throw up if you aren't sure either
>>25119682
>mfw I put on my kek suit
I cannot take this any more
Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored
BRAWAHHHH!uR gonna listen to me like it or not!
>tfw I hope those were the right lyrics
>>25119661
who's this justin bieber wannabe
Who here been comfy? Or what has been some truly comfiest experiences?
>drug-comfy and situational-comfy welcome
Studied all nigh for last final then in the morning stopped to read in durig the light windy overcast an rain. Didn't do shit but try to finish off the last bit of Humbolt's Gift. Took my final and that night ended up:
>chillen on 4 mg of nifoxipam (r thenobenz analog)
>50 mg of modafinil while ago,
>small hit of weedfrom a medwakh,
> 1 shitty low-cal beer, some 2 small pours of a gifted 12 yr old scotch, 1 pour with expensive clear craft rum
>Chifir' (gulag "inebriating tea) made with balled black tea,
>a cup of coffee and small espresso, possibly a decently successful tiny amount of dried poppy seed tea (acid/based),
>L-theanine,
10->15 mg of dxm,
>Muir smeared cigarette (Muir (3-wise-men shit) as an oldschool semi shitty painiller delta-opiod agonist. effective but surpassed by opium)
>tuck skinny korean trap gf into bed
normally snort/plug heroin or oxymorphone so this was kinda ad-hock but solid results
>drug-comfy and situation-comfy welcome. Something as comfy as a nostalgic smell or atmosphere
>tfw getting so high I feel like a little kid
only Smug Wojak knows that feel
AFTER THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME
>>25119541
>>>/tv/
apparently this comment is too low in content, so I'll just filibuster about how /tv/ is nothing but shitty ultra-played out memes like the above
Is /r9k/ smart enough to crack the code?
last night i rainbow wrecked your mother
>>25119538
Clearly this is the answer.
>>25119564
>the cashier in the store that has to deal with a bunch of autistic faggots giggling at the name
>have no gf
>want to pay for sex
>feel pathetic
>finally get gf and get tons of free sex
>still want to pay for sex with other women
>feel pathetic
>>25119465
when I had a gf 3 years ago I loved her so much and that was all I wanted/needed then she cheated on me
I would like to believe id always be very loyal to someone who loved me
Fucking Normies fuck off from r9k
>>25119465
Have you tried killing yourself and seeing if the situation improves?
America is such a meme country. They're going to have a reality tv star for a president kek
So you don't understand he was a long time business man before that?
Kinda hope Kanye wins in 2020 to be honest.
this world is a cruel sick joke
>>25119160
The sequel was a lot better.
>>25119456
froger was the best
>trying to masturbate
>parents start fighting
Ever think about saying "hey I'm trying to jack it keep it down please"?
>>25119098
>he doesn't have headphones
>>25119137
I have to be able to hear in case they try to involve me in it.
The moment you realize that you've fallen into a deep rut from which there is little chance of escape, is the moment you start regularly setting the board theme to Tomorrow.
>tfw you experienced the deepeSt rut and still made it out
Be grateful OP, people have it worse and still match on
Be strong for their sake
>>25119088
Nice dubs and please, if you have time, share your story.
I have my theme set to tomorrow, but only because it's easier on the eyes. Anyway, be strong anon, you can climb your way out.
![Frogger [U] [SLUS-00506]-front.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sOE0Igh.jpg "Frogger [U] [SLUS-00506]-front")
