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That feel when low sex drive. I miss when I was 16, I used to jizz 8 times a day.
>he still doesn't jizz ten times a day
Smh desu famelerino
This isnt your blog you fat virgin.
>>25114052
Hey we're all friends here
anon sex drive isnt all that matters. Christmas is here, lets all be nice
What are /r9k/'s favorite movies?
>>25113750
this one OPfam
I like Amadeus and In Bruges.
All of those.
Fag feels thread
>tfw no effeminate bottom twink to kiss & cuddle in bed till christmas morning
>you will never know what a cute smooth boybutt feels like held in your hand
>you will never stroke your qt bf's hair and hold his hand
Why even live?
>tfw fags are only into hookups and none of them like monogamy
>tfw below average attractiveness and crippling fear of STDs makes hookups impossible
kill me
>>25113684
>tfw every gay guy is an ultra-liberal feminist artist degenerate
>tfw no bf
>>25113762
Awh anon-kun, not all fags are like that. Maybe one day you will find your special faggot <3
I like a girl who I'm training at work and want to ask her to hang out sometime outside of work although we're both pretty busy.
Every time we meet or I text her it's work related. Is there a way to make a transition to talking about hanging out elsewhere without it being too awkward?
>pic unrelated
>>25113667
i would advise against that. keep it professional.
>>25113881
god damn it.
Ok.
It's 4am, everyone my age are coming home from clubs and parties while I'm here in my underwear jerking off to trannies
I haven't showered in 3 weeks
How do I get out of this pit o' shit
>>25113637
get a job, that way you will be obligated to be normal and the social interaction will be good for you. after that it will come naturally
plus money
By taking a shower
Trannies are fucking hot though
Just take a fucking shower you'll feel nice bro
>>25113769
i hate trannies with bigger dicks than me
RARE PEPE TRADING
Pepe is done for, we only post rare yarls now.
>tumblr gif
no fuck off back to reddit
Pepe will never go, I won't let it.
Reminder the only true robots are those that are in their position because of things out of theit control (height, face,race, bad childhood etc.)
If you think you are a "robot" due to being a little socially awkward, you are wrong and should probably get out.
Just a reminder, if you are white you are automatically privileged and not a robot.
>get out
>>25113419
Actually free will does not exist and determinism is a thing so only being socially awkward is a fine "excuse" assuming that the person is in a bad position/suffering. Easier to pity someone for being disfigured though, it's more intuitive and striking in some way.
lets just have a thread where we're all nice and comfy
Im feeling nice and a bit drunk
but its winter and we all want to be comfy
lets by comfy gorther friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABchBDajyw8
>>25113386
I just been sick all over the place but still feeling really comfy friends dont worry about me
>I'm supposed to feel guilty for being white
>I'm supposed to feel guilty for being male
No, incorrect. When sexbots come in the next decade (maybe even less, maybe more) roasties will only have worth in terms of reproduction. But sexual pleasure will have been replicated, and the world will be a better place like in the early 2000's. Oh, I simply cannot wait to experience another joy like Halo's storyline (new Halo sucks teabee aych).
>>25113259
>being guilty in something you didn't choose
top cuck
In this thread we post the character we LARP (live action roleplay) as in order to avoid having to live our lives as our pathetic selves. I'll start:
Name: Dene
Nickname: Slippin' Slidin' Dene
Natural Abilities: Doesn't afraid of anything and is super chill. Says whatever the fuck he wants about anything. Is actually interested in the subject I ended up majoring in. Is actually creative and actually carries out projects.
Supernatural Abilities: Is in a coalition with a godlike entity called "the voice" that calculates and relays the optimal route of completion for Dene's desired objectives, but usually Dene doesn't give a fuck and goes the opposite way just to see if it would be funny.
Sometimes I'll just decide to be Slippin' Slidin' Dene for a day or two and I am LITERALLY better at absolutely everything and everybody likes me better but I push people away on purpose more when I am acting out the Dene persona. I can also focus on boring gay shit better because it's not me whining and bitching about doing it, but it's Slippin' Slidin' Dene figuring out some ingenious way to do it. My creativity also increases greatly when I am LARPing as Slippin' Slidin' Dene.
Anyways, post your characters that you LARP as.
>>25113247
Wait please tell me others do this.
>>25113247
What level of autism have you been diagnosed with?
I always play a super nice polite guy that's totally honest and friendly.
Name: Norman
Nickname: Norm
Natural Abilities: Is a team player, great at taking directions and is NEVER late.
Supernatural Abilities: Can guess the outcome of a coin flip EVERY time.
Even though Norm's power seems great, it's limited in reality.
Who /self-improvement/ here?
Who /cuckmiltonandchadatthesametime/ here?
>>25113154
Cuckio is never going to be a meem
>tfw you will never go on a killing spree with a qt 3.14 psycho.
Are there any other films/games/stories related to this?
Lesson of the evil is good. Not really killing with qts, but killing spree.
>tfw no bf to shitpost on /int/ with
WHY EVEN LIVE
So you are a australian right?
>>25113042
sadly I'm american
>browse /int/
>want to reply
>won't because I'm a sperg
haha why live
Do you ever just close your eyes and wish it were all a dream? That you fell asleep and your mind decided to play a sick joke on you and that you'll wake up and be 15 again worrying about the awful day you're going to have at school when you get out of bed?
I just tried closing my eyes and convincing myself as hard as I could that my life were a dream, part of me kinda believes it and the sad part is it's such a relief to feel.
Nah I just get drunk.
Anyway to put yourself on autopilot for the day, basically?
I recently became a wageslave, but I don't particularly do much for the entire day, I'm pretty much an expensive babysitter most of the time.
Thing is, I also can't read or use my phone or anything at all. I can just sit there.
So, my question is, with my limited resources to keep me busy, with pretty much amounts to my mind, if there anything I can do to pass the time, or even better basically be on autopilot all day? I actually almost need this to keep my sanity in my work environment. Speaking of sanity, I thought trying to create a tulpa might be a worthwhile pursuit, at least I could have something to talk with all day.
I've got ONE word for you: audio book.
>>25112903
Nope, can't do that. No phones, no books, nothing.
>>25112762
Adderall
Alcohol
Cannabis
Xanax
Suicide
pick any one or two items on the list and use in conjunction with the other
