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Give me one reason why you are not doing bodyweights /r9k/
Too much starting weight; might hurt myself
I'm not goku
Because I lift over 2x my bodyweight you weak faggot
daily appreciation of the bune thread
I like judy, but constantly shilling for her has made her annoying to me. Go away please. The movie was good, but it wasn't that good.
>the bullying scene with young gideon.
>the look on judy when you know something just... changed
>"I don't know when to quit"
>tfw I did just quit when that happened to me.
>triggered.jpg
Was not expecting these feels.
>>28733157
big feel my friend
*throws you up into the air*
*unsheathes katana*
*jumps up into the air and stops time and slices you a million times super fast*
*you stay together for a second hovering in the air and then fall apart into seperate pieces and fall*
pshh... nothing personnel, kid...
*gives u a weird look* Ummm... Yeah... *turns 361 degrees and walks away*
*teleports behind u first*
psh... at least you tried, kiddo
Its me goku
*nods respectfully towards u*
Trips will die in his sleep tonight
Pls just let it happen
>>28732985
I win ? PLS
>>28732985
I REALLY HOPE I GET TRIPS
At what point do you think you realized you weren't "normal"? You know, that you weren't good at socializing or talking to girls, or you were nigh-friendless, and just behind the average person your age in so many ways?
>implying there was a single point of realization
ive always been a snowflake
>>28732973
around grade four
so, around 20 years ago
Hard to say. I guess I always felt different, or was made to feel different, but it didn't really sink in until adolescence. At some point I just said fuck it and embraced the role.
The thing about true autists though, is that they can never shake the conviction that they are normal and it's everybody else who's weird.
>tfw have the flu and a severe depression episode at the same time
Smoke weed and fap
>>28732886
at least you have an excuse for not doing anything
>>28732902
no weed and fapping makes me feel worse
What do you guys think about periods?
bleeding out of your cunt monthly seems like a fair trade for free everything
I wish that girls didn't get them. In general I think they make my life much less convenient, and I am not even a girl. Hell, I don't even interact with girls!
I think I can tell when girls are on their period because they kind of smell like iron.
When is he gonna cut his fucking hair?
>>28732821
I don't know who this is tb h
I think it looks good actually. The left side is good. The right side needs some work, especially with that gap
>>28732861
Chandler Riggs; he plays Carl in the Walking Dead
ITT post some good feels that happened to you
>>28732786
>Don't leave my room or speak to anyone for 3 days
>Up until 8 am
>Hear my dogs get let out the front door
>Realize I miss them a whole fucking lot
>Sneak out the back and call them, sit on the driveway
>My yellow lab sees me and starts running faster than he usually does
>Buries his head into my chest and tries to climb in my lap
>Black lab hears this and bolts towards us
>Slams into us and start jumping and licking my face
They were actually so happy to see me. I love them so much.
payday and not the candy bar.
>Back in highschool, normal day.
>some random people are having trouble with a vending machine. It's eating change or some shit.
>a guy stops me "hey guy help us get the change out of here"
>I want to walk away but fuck it worth a shot
>give it a weak kick, hurt my toes, normies lol
>I get a little pissed, so I turn around and give it a good kick from behind
>that sound as all the change falls into the dispenser
>this bigger guy fist bumps me
I can't recall a better feeling.
>vy ro will never be pretty again because of his burns
>>28732785
Jesus, wtf happened to him? He looks like he was genetically spliced with a watermelon.
>>28732858
>He looks like he was genetically spliced with a watermelon.
Him and his merry team of traps went too far with a Hannibal Lectur RP sequence involving glass dildos, grey goose, and fire.
>>28732785
>>28732785
it kind of gives him character
its also a nice conversation starter
>tfw no sexy bf
got one right here
>tfw no younger bf
tfw no younger gf
If you're under 26, you can't call yourself a robot. You're too young to even say that. At 26 us when reality sets in for most people. When they know what they are & what they're not
>>28732687
we get it anon you're 26 and you're nostalgic about the good old days. why did you bother making this thread
>>28732687
shit i just remembered im 26. thought i was 23 for ages.. not that it even matters
>>28732731
This statement is entirely literal.
You thought you were 23 for THREE WHOLE AGES.
kek
Let's have a programming thread.
I answer questions and all that jazz.
I know several programming languages, some deep, some just superficially
I am also somewhat proficient in GNU/Linux and UNIX style systems.
Don't expect me to be the ultimate expert though.
That said, discuss, chat, ask, answer, whatever.
Have you installed Gentoo?
op if you are a girl will you please be my gf?
>>28732680
yes I have
I can also install original comments
ITT: Post images of your mom
Pic related, my mom.
>>28732655
Show me her nudes and Ill give you me mum's
>>28732655
this is my mom
ohreejeenal kommen
be real anon
real original hours who da fuck up
Could Chads and Stacies survive in our shoes?
Or would they eat a shotgun/down a bottle of pills after a few days of the robot life?
>>28732644
they also suffer man, what do you think ?
>>28732644
They routinely commit suicide if their latest selfie doesn't get 100 comments in the first hour of being posted.
Getting zero positive attention would destroy them.
You are your thoughts and actions. If they lived the robot life, they'd be robots. Conversely if you started thinking and acting like Chad you'd be Chad.
You don't live at home eating tendies because you're a robot, you're a robot because you live at home eating tendies.
