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>game of thrones is shitty feminist bullshit now

why even live anymore desu
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>watching fantasyshit
>which also caters to normalfags
you deserve it
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>>28733467
This. If you watch GoT you are automatically at least a failed normie, if not a full-blown normalfag.
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>>28733467
early game of thrones was god tier before D&D started writing and making the episodes shittier and shittier. I could get through them before but now its just blatant "STTRONG WOMYNN!!!" bullshit.

They couldn't have all their force fed feminist movies. They had to ruin my once favorite show with this fucking feminist propaganda FUCK

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If I buy a muscle car will I get chicks?

Not even memeing.
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>>28733411
I had a Mustang in that same color in high school and a Dodge Charger RT after HS. I got compliments on both from girls but it didn't fix my crippling autism.
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>>28733411

No. Nothing will. If you have to ask here on /r9k/, you'll eventually get over denial and realize that we are all long gone. It's over.
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No, I own a, well more exclusive car.
Still I get nothing, but at least I own a car I like

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Another $20 spent on Powerball tickets with no return. I have been addicted to lottery gambling for over 4 years, and I still don't see a better alternative to achieving financial liberation thats actually feasible. Life doesn't seem worth living if you have to work to survive, and your wealth is limited to what the man will pay you to be his slave, or what others will pay you for your services. My happy view of life was based on the assumption that I will eventually win the lottery, and meanwhile using up my inheritance money on comforts at an unsustainable rate while also spending over $50 a week on lottery tickets. No matter how objectively retarded it is to seriously attempt to win the lottery I kept on doing it because I cannot see any other alternative. I have nothing to compete for, I never want to have kids and I don't care about attracting women. All that matters is that I have enough money to enjoy high quality lifestyle while also enjoying the free time I have left on this human existence. I admit to people that I do the lottery, but I wonder how people would react in real life if I was open about just how deep my gambling addiction is and how I feel I have no financial agency apart from just buying more and more lottery tickets hoping to be spared from slavery and poverty, and then just go off and never gamble again and live modestly enough to make it last.
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Jackpot went up tp $80 million while Mega Millions is $203 million, less worse odds and half the price. But I will still get both since if I don't win on Tuesday I will want a chance to win on Wednesday. I also play the smaller games with better odds, but never won anything over $20 from them either.
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just play black jack
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>>28733967
Don't know how, don't have a car to get to a casino. Meanwhile I can walk to any 7-11 and buy lottery tickets whenever I want.

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ITT essential active shooter music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5X0cWsC8rY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq3QmtV8vT0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UdHRZ9lbfA
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>>28733325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xCgwXWEQ10

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I need help robots.

I got my 45yo father into anime it seems.

>He asked what the fuck i was whistling all day (Cruel Angel Thesis) and told him it was from an old movie he just shrugged it and did his thing.

>Then he looked at my jewphone to find some business contacts and asked what my paper was (pic related).
>Told him he was "Gendou the terrible". A classical painting.
>Told me it was a bullshiting of the original and demanded for sauce.
>Told him it was from an old as fuck movie.
>As he was quite fond of old mongolian cartoons (mazinger z , ranma, normie entry-level oldfag shit) i told him it was from Evangelion.
>He has started to stream them
>He is in ep 6 by now.

What the fuck do i do robots, i hid my powerlevel but now i am fucked, he will discover i am some chink cartoon seeing manchild.
orgenao
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he probably wants to cum a load in ayanami and thinks you're like shinji
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He wouldn't have gotten to Ep 6 if he wasn't also a chink cartoon watching manchild.

Now you can watch your animes together.
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>manchild
you have to be a grown man in the first place to be a manchild. you are an actual child. you should get off 4chan, its not good for young minds, you already know too much lingo and you look like a faggot trying to use it.

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>tfw you realize that our misery and isolation stem from our addiction to the internet/4chan
>tfw you realize its not actually making you happy
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>>28733301
I didn't browse 4chan for a whole year and it didn't do anything for me, I just diverted that time into an mmo, even bigger waste of time at least here I'm learning some useful stuff
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>>28733343
What have you learned?
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>>28733301
I feel pretty happy to be desu, kind of worrying actually

I just need to figure out how to get a lot of money so I don't have to start working

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> kicked out of house
> not much money
> go to waffle house
> it's the only place open late where I can go in and wallow in my sadness over coffee and waffles
> Pull into parking lot and sit there, mustering up the courage to go in
> A car of Stacies pulls up in front of me
> Then a car full of Chads
It's absolute misery. What do? Im still in my car.
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Also, my autism is attacking. Do I sit myself down, or do they seat me? I'm hyperventilating.
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JUST BE YOURSELF BRO

In all seriousness just go in put your headphones on listen to music and get /comfy/
dont let chady and stacy ruin your night, if you think they ruin it, they do.
Its your universe anon...
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>>28733374
It's go time
Orangeanal

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>someone touches my head
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>someone touches my head


UuuuuuUUUuuuUUU~!
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>someone touches my head
mmmMMMmmm~
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>>28733287
>>28733541
fuck off weebs
touching the top of my head is the fucking worst thing someone can do
I fucking hate it

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>tfw no more j-list ads
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>>28733220
Huh? I block ads on my phone because of data plan issues, and I haven't used 4chan on my laptop. Is the advertising deal off?
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>>28733220
>used to keep adblock off on4chan cause of j list ads
>one day see retarded meme shit some 12 year old bought with his allowance
>blocked ads on 4chan ever since
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>>28733255
I guess so, I don't see them anymore

also nice dubs

>"Don't worry, Anon, your 6 inch cock is fine. Sure, my ex was 8 inches but you're so much nicer to me than he was and you always spoil me with gifts"
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>>28733216
original kekarooni
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>>28733216
>she thinks my cock is 6 inches
y-yes, exactly - 6 inches
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Honesty I would get miffed by her trying to stealth brag about her ex, rather than the fact she had an ex.

Sounds like I'll just have to stop buying her gifts, and see how long she stays off "kindness" and my 6 inch dick.

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your just sitting, minding your own business when suddenly the SWAT team explodes your door, knocks you out and takes your computer to search its files

how fucked are you?
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Depends, do they care about pirated music?
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Depends on if they have a fleshpound chasing them or not.
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>>28733180
perfect opportunity for suicide by cop

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Why THE FUCK does my 7 INCH dick look so annoyingly small god fucking dammit what the fuck
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>>28733163
because you're fucking fat
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Oddly enough, Brock's dick has been described as stubby and red as well.
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>>28733183
Im not fat at all. Im 6'1'' and 180 pounds

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Genuine Inquiries for the Femanons

Now that you've definitely clicked on the thread (cause you LAYDEES like attention) I want to know why you're on the most misogynistic board.

>how did you even fail as a woman? There are so many safeguards in society to make sure women have at least a decent life

>are you just here so you can obtain edgelord status?

>how, as a women, did you manage to end up alone?

What do you girls even get out of this board?
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Which society do you live in that gives extra shit to women?
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Bump for interest

Good questions, OP
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>>28733192
The western one. The one that favors women in nearly all civil disputes. The one where a women can completely fail and still become a housewife

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What class did you play, /r9k/?

I was shit at the game but at least I could gank the shit out of people who weren't expecting it
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Got my rogue all the way to level 60, got into MC for the first time with a friends guild and i couldn't see my damage numbers because the molten giants were huge.

Then I rerolled hunter.

So i could stand far enough away and see my damage numbers ;)
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Affliction Warlock for years

Started during TBC and quit just before MoP

Forsaken best race, their women are cutest
Dark Lady watch over you
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its not even worth playing soon. every class got raped and gutted.

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Just another night alone on 4chan. Where has the time gone, anons? It's May 21st.
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fugg off.

t. hikki :-DD
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stop shitting up the Skype chat with this shit
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>>28733056
It's actually December 13th, 1921

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