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>wake up
>start crying
How do i stop being a little bitch? Since I've gotten nofap in my life i feel too much, i cant take this shit anymore...
>>25886454
Find some other way to cope with stress, like exercise. Or quit being an idiot and just fap. All that no fap bullshit has no credible scientific basis.
Well, why are you crying? Crying is good if you're clearing up bottled emotional baggage.
>>25886539
I dont feel like i can allow myself to cry. I feel like its some kind of defeat... And i have tons of bottled up emotional baggage
Tips for a young, strong, cis-gendered straight white male to survive in today's society?
Depends what you mean when you say survive
>>25886386
Should've said flourish or thrive instead
>>25886362
what in the hell is happening in that gif?
Life is just a big dog competition. Which dog has the most dog bones, which dog has the biggest dog house, which dog has the most dog wives?
Which dog is fastest, smartest, or strongest?
Thats all this is. A dog contest. Its not about the dogs themselves. Its not even about the dog that wins. The most important thing about a dog competition is the competition itself. The best dog doesnt "win". It just moves on and the next year another dog will take home the prize of best dog.
Time will see the winners and losers wasted. Only the competition continues. Why would I want to try to be the best dog?
I dont know. The more I stare at what life is the more I want to turn my head away. The curse of life is the curse of want and no one can escape that. We will always die with want in our hearts. The best we can do is live a easy life and repay all of our debts and settle every score. I dont want to play the part of a Human trapped in his own box. Suicide is not an alternative either. People say death takes you to a better place but I doubt it. There was no winning this game from the start.
>>25886331
You're right and we all know this. Not to say you shouldn't have made this thread, because it's a good thread, but realize you aren't alone in noticing this. My "solution" has been to not play the game, but I am slowly losing my mind. It seems like if you try to opt out, you are either forced back in, or are terminated. What an unpleasant situation we are all in.
>>25886400
What are you suppose to do?
There is no way to win. Is love something I should look for?
People are driven by instinct. Higher emotions are fleeting illusions. I think some people can love but that number is very low. All of our acts are driven by evolution. It is not evil, just amoral. Society has built codes of conduct around perpetuating the system. Women see men as a tool for survival and resources. My value is only proportionate to what I can provide to others. Of course that truth has always been self evdent but its painful to dwell on. I am becoming more disillusioned as time goes on.
Who are you competing against? Me? That other guy? You are creating phantom competitors on a lone road. Say you are the best dog then what? Do you care so much for the admiration of others? Is your ego so in control of you that you have to live to appease others?
This thread is nothing but an admission on how you have no control over your own life and ruled by your desires. Wanting what others have. No aspirations of your own. Wanting to emulate the most basic hedonist to satisfy your ideals of "success".
Women who are not Emma Watson are ugly
WOMEN WHO ARE NOT KRISTEN STEWART ARE UGLLLLY
Celeb circle jerk is broken by ACTUAL attractive female.
>>25886351
>liking this mouth breathing inbred whore
Craziest shit you done, I broke into a Meth dealers car and found a bag full of his blonde meth whore hooker clothes. In there was her panties which I masturbated over for weeks
I once got a decent education
I called my English teacher a fucking cunt to her face in 9th grade and got suspended for a month
Me and a friend got smashed on Klonopin and vodka and wandered the neighborhood at 2 AM when we were in HS
Me and a group of friends watched another friend's dad get run over by a car, we then chased the dude who did it through the streets for a solid hour at like 11:00 PM
>>25886183
I went to the haunted woods near my house at midnight.
>tfw I saw something and wanted to stay to investigate but my friend pussied out and ran out of the woods
>people have to be taught to not cheat on their significant other
This blows my mind
How the fuck does this shit no come naturally?
Why would someone WANT to cause that much harm to a person they call their "significant" other
Because monogamy is a social construct
>>25886193
nice b8 m8, I really appreci8
>>25886159
It's an intoxicating feeling, when someone wants you. It doesn't matter if you're already with someone, when someone wants you, it makes you drunk, in a sort of way, and you just have to have a night with them.
virgins wouldn't understand
Had a dream again I had a gf
She as a nudist and I chased her through a park and we both laughed
then i woke up
Honestly i want off this ride
>>25886135
Interesting, her nakedness as a goal, is her natural state so you don't have to try. The chase is a joke, but really you already have her.
your hatred of pursuit is killing you
got any more dreams?
I dream too much as is. They can be awesome but...they make me go from happy to wishing I could gather courage to eat a 9mm bullet because I've only had abusive gfs.
>>25886160
Well I remember I had subdream to that dream where I suddenly somehow became leader of skynet but I can't remember much, I just remember i didnt want to go outside because I thought I would be killed
I can't remember any other dreams in enough detail for them to be discused about
what should i put on my turkey sandwich?
Lettuce, tomato, mayo, anchovies, dijon mustard.
>>25886090
Blood and cum, but just a pinch desu
>>25886090
Cranberry sauce and/or avocado.
If you:
>Aren't a virgin
>Have friends
>Aren't a webb
>Dislike Omega word
>Own a Dog
>Are a wageslave
Don't post here
I'm all of those things. What was the topic?
>>25886011
>Omega word
what is this?
also whats wrong with owning a dog? not that i own one but still
>>25886011
why the dog?
Hi /r9k
I know you guys are very emotional.
What emotion is the girl in the picture displaying?
lethargy
Bloxblax
Hunger famriginalcomment
>>25885879
>lethargy
a lack of energy and enthusiasm.
I feel her eyes look very engaged though.
Is it just me or do minorities just have it better genetically?
>no pale gross skin
>full hairlines with thick hair
>less likely to have glasses
>naturally just more anti depressed and optimistic in shit situations
>less body fat
>more energy
>more lean muscle
>more likely to devolop work out habits
This is pretty much for black/Hispanic/native Americans not really thinking about 711 Indians and chinks
Wow, either you are schlomo shilling on r9k or are a poor idiot desperately in need of red pilling
>>25885783
>less likely to have glasses
Myopia is actually more common in East Asia for some reason.
Most of those things can be attributed to being poor and having no/shitty internet access so they are forced to do things outside and be social for entertainment.
Are you afraid of growing old, robots?
No because I don't expect to live past 50. Not trying to be edgy, I have an extremely high chance of cancer.
Yes but I'll have 2-3 kids to help take care of me. Hopefully they will have robot limbs and robot assistants by then. Smoking and obesity isn't a problem with me so I'm pretty sure my dick will still get hard. I will cover my wrinkly neck with a long beard. I will probably go balding at 60 like my dad and grampa and cover up with different fun hats. I will cover my gross wrinkly body with clothing at all times and compensate by having good fashion sense. I will try to be chill and wise and fuck my wife once in a while even though she's also old.
No, I figure that I'll find pleasure in being a relic of a past era, a wealth of knowledge for those who are willing to seek it.
How do girls act when you approach them?
>>25885744
>implying I approach girls
Really fucking good, I shit you not. I probably give a first good impression.
They ignore me at parties and social gatherings, but they look real excited when I try picking up girls or talking casually.
>>25885744
They just glare at me like I'm inferior.
>he masturbates to videos of men fucking the woman he wants to fuck
How are you not a c.u.c.k?
>>25885609
Because I don't. I fap to effeminate men dressing up as women and sticking phallic pieces of silicone up their asses instead.
>women he wants to fuck
I don't want to fuck them. I want to fuck someone with their features. They are whores. So essentially, I'm imagining an ideal woman, and since I'm already imagining, I insert myself as the man doing the fucking. It's really just a visual aid.
Exactly OP
If it ain't a solo, you're a faggot cuck
Some people with mental disorders cannot be helped. Like me.. Anybody /hopeless psycho/ here?
Why don't you actually get up and try to get help instead of whining about it on the internet. I bet 40% of the normies you see in the world are autistic, depressed fucks that know how to actually cope with their pain and suffering.
>>25885650
>actually know how to cope
>by swallowing pills
Riiiiight
>don't take my antipsychotic
>intrusive depressing suicidal thoughts come flooding in
>cant stop crying
I'm broken.
