Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6768. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6768. page
/blogs&feels/
>one irl friend who's pretty much an online friend at this point
>we always had fun together when we'd play games
>sort of an alone together type of thing, I have no other friends and he has one other
>the last 6 months or so he has been coming on less and less
>comes back online today after being offline for a month
>tells me he has a gf
>she has been his gf for 5-6 months
>he spent the last month living with his gf alone together while his gf's parents were on a month long cruise and she had time off work
>starts telling me about everything in his relationship
>went on for like two hours about
>the whole time it felt sort of like he was bragging
>not long after he gets a text from his gf
>"Oh she wants me to go back to hers tonight because she thinks that she won't be able to sleep without me in bed with her"
I feel like I don't have a friend anymore.
>>25284954
People tend to do that when they get their first gf and have been desperate before it. Cut the connection till he has cooled off and meanwhile come fly with me.
>>25284954
>that crushing loneliness when you try and search your friend list for someone to play with but everyones offline
>that feel when you would get excited when a new mmorpg comes out but you remember no one is here to play with you
>that feel when all the battle.net friends you had when you played custom games are gone
>that feel when you got an epic loot but you cant share that happiness with anyone
>that feel when games just doesnt feel fun anymore
>that feel when you just play games to kill off time and distract you from loneliness
>>25285152
I'm not even sure if he's going to be online enough anymore to even call it cutting contact..
>come fly with me.
What?
>>25285233
>that feel when games just doesnt feel fun anymore
>that feel when you just play games to kill off time and distract you from loneliness
The worst of all. I keep looking through my steam library, choosing something to play/download, and stopping it after 10 minutes.
Were you voluntarily committed or involuntarily committed?
I feel most robots that have been in a psych ward had voluntarily admitted themselves. I mean, I just don't see robots as being capable of committing or threatening to commit an act that would warrant involuntary commitment.
Main reason I'm asking is that my psychiatrist thinks I should try going inpatient for a few days, get a few rounds of ECT done, and then doing intensive outpatient care. He said the best way to do this would be to just walk into an emergency room and say that I'm going to kill myself.
Problem is, I can't really do voluntary commitment as I'd have to foot a lot of the cost even with my insurance. Involuntary commitment works out better financially, but time then becomes an issue as I can be "detained" for 2 weeks or more depending on a judge's evaluation of my mental stability.
Why were you in
The first time I was in my friend suggested it and brought me because she was worried about me. I think she was overreacting, but whatever I went. I met the coolest guy in there during my short stay and to this day he's the only man that I respect, and the reason I will never try cocaine, just because I promised him I wouldn't.
Second time I was high for three days, off my meds, and didn't sleep. I genuinely thought I was Ricky from trailer park boys so I went to the local convenience store and starting throwing shit around. Police were called and I was dragged to the psych ward. Still pretty fun this time, some cool guys to talk to. They gave me anxiety meds when I left, but everytime I took them they would give me a massive panic attack so I stopped after a few days.
Honestly OP I don't know how helpful these visits were for my mental health, but I met some cool people in there.
Also unfortunately pic is not true, they still can.
>>25284949
You seriously fucking dont want to get in their clutches and get trapped in their system youll only be worse off.
Anyone else getting really bad cabin fever here?
>been alone for four weeks now
>start hearing all these voices
>voices talk about their dicks and two of them got into a fight about whose was bigger
>send these crazy texts to people I haven't talked to in years or only vaguely know
>start painting pictures of people and posting them all over my walls
>spent 5 hours playing Jumper on my guitar to people on Omegle, no one stopped to listen
>became convinced yesterday I was going to die and that the world was gonna end
>>25284883
No, I force the voices into my mind by myself
Just go out and talk fo people bro
>>25284935
I have been texting everyone, they're all away for holidays.
This board constantly boasts about being anti intellectual, but there is more intellectual conversation happening here than most of the internet. Is /r9k/ really full of smart people pretending to be stupid or am I really lagging that far behind intellectually?
loathing is our common bond
No, its full of stupid people pretending to be retarded
It's just some kind of meta meme mindset that most normies wouldn't really think about
can someone translate this for me?
"Hello and thank you for chose glorious master CD player! Apologies many for trouble of product. To fix failure of the sound, follow step:
1. Unplug glorious master CD player
2. Plug glorious master CD player back in"
I hope this help!
>>25284825
sarcasm or no?
>>25284930
Definitely sarcasm
Any Kimbra fans, post reason for how you got into her music. For me my ex gf loved her music and would always play it, she eventually got me to enjoy it too, it used to be our thing now it's just each other's thing. I enjoy the music a lot anyone else?
I watched the Settle Down video. I think from r9k too. She's so qt!!!
>>25284802
that gotye song she was on
>>25284802
https://vimeo.com/103495724
I have a klipsch system at home and she sounds so good, fuck ton of memories lmao. There's so many little intricacies in the music.
Ayo any xfinity login and passes pleeeeeeee
I-I'm sorry, what?
What is this?
So I had a short relationship a few weeks ago with a chick I met on SKOUT, we had sex about 10 times, once girl on top, a few times side-by-side, and once doggy.
I still feel like I suck at sex, find it hard to actually put it in and failed at missionary - how do I act like a normal, non-autist when I meet my next gf?
If I tell chicks that I mostly did it cowgirl are they cool with that or is that like some kind of redflag or something?
At least now I won't be a total autist when doing shit like kissing, touching breasts etc. but actually having sex is still gonna be really awkward.
tl;dr sexually awkward and inexperienced, what do I do?
you get off this board and never bother us again with your bullshit problem is what you do.
You're not a virgin, so I think you can safely tell the truth and girls will be cool with it
Being inexperienced is unattractive to women, but less than being a virgin. If being chad is +100, normalfag is +10 and a beta is 0, being inexperienced and beta like you is -10 and being a virgin is -100.
you can use your experience to gain points in the game
>>25284727
Now that the normies and Chads are taking over /r9k/ I thought I'd ask them for advice, do you have a problem with that?
If you want to be a girl so badly why don't you take girl pills?
Oh wait, you don't want to be a girl, you want to be pretty.
Faggots
>am male
>started taking birth control last month
>>25284434
Who doesn't want to be pretty? You can hardly fault someone for wanting to be aestheticly pleasing.
>>25284457
for what purpose?
this is original now
r9k users in one image
>>25326854
>Calling us adorable anime girls who are brave enough to stand up to weirdos
I shed a tear OP
>>25326854
why the fuck would anyone take kindness for love, why the fuck would anyone fake being nice ?
>>25326854
>I faked it
why do women do this?
Assuming plenty of time (say, a month or two) to prepare and get everything together and a budget of around $2000, what's the best way for someone to commit suicide, with regards to:
>speed
>pain/discomfort
>leftovers for someone to stumble across/clean up (i.e. keeping the mess to a minimum)?
I'm planning to kill myself sometime this year or next and I figure it'll be good to get things ready ahead of time.
Probably a drug overdose, desu
No pain, you just drift off and don't wake up
Any other robots saw section boyz at Ministry last night?
>>25284203
me on the far right
MUH DICK
i wish i was chad man
>>25326520
You miss 100% of shots you don't take.
>Black american with a british accent
how does this work?
>>25326520
She's 25 and fat. You don't need to be Chad to fuck her.
Fuck me!
So I was at a club with my friend, and I was doing great, giving out some nice vibes and managed to score two chicks, they were getting ready to leave with me to go grab drinks at a another bar in the area ,but my sad sack of shit friend I carpooled with had to go because he has work in the morning, so I had to leave to and didn't even get their number.
Sorry, but I had to vent somewhere.
Fuck me, I'm a normie!
So I, a normie nigger, was at a club with my normie nigger friend, and I, a normie nigger, was doing great, giving out some nice normie nigger vibes and managed to score two normie nigger roastie chicks, they were getting ready to leave with me, a normie nigger piece of dogshit, to go grab drinks at a another bar in the area ,but my sad sack of shit normie nigger friend I, a normie nigger, carpooled with had to go because he, a normie nigger, has work in the morning, so I, a normie nigger, had to leave to and didn't even get their normie roastie numbers.
Sorry, but I, a normie nigger, had to vent somewhere.
>>25284387
>implying being a normie is an insult
I went to a club yesterday too
I ordered a long island iced tea but the bartender just poured half a bottle of pepsi and a shotglass of rum in to a glass
I didn't talk with any females but I met this one guy I went to middle school with
I touched a boob though, accidentally, and the girl was like "it's alright"
then I walked home in the snow
it was a good night
>don't want to live but also don't want to die
rotten in bed
![girls-clubbing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PwXDYw4.jpg "girls-clubbing[1]")
