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poop shoot
silicone boob
gimme your number and show me your tits
>be lonely nihilistic asshole
>spend months developing a tulpa with hours of forcing every day
>it ends up hating me and torments me at every available opportunity
>>25283467
>2015
>falling for the tulpa meme
>>25283467
That's because you hate yourself, a tulpa is a piece of your mind.
Fix your body, it will make you feel better, meditate too. Cario + meditation really helps
>>25283467
Iktfb
He doesn't hate me per se, but he makes me question myself endlessly
He represents fear and my revulsion at my own hypocrisy, I think
He also bait and switches me a lot, I think
It's hard to explain
We're still friends but he's shrouded in mystery, kind of a dark character but not necessarily evil
omg, you guys, omegle rules
come chat on omegle. say your interest is "frogs"
I-I don't know, for some reason talking on the Internet with someone 1 on 1 just gives me butterflies in my stomach
B-but I'll do it for the giggles
>>25283381
Ahhh
I deleted the tab as soon as they said "hello"
I'm such a pussy
How do I just end it all, /r9k/?
>>25283381
This exactly, I can't get myself to show myself on cam to get women to show me stuff. Chatting is okay I guess.
>you will never save a qt girl from peril and have her fall in love with you
>you will never get a thankyou blowjob from her father
Even if you were somehow capable of saving a girl, that wouldn't make her fall in love with you.
She will still only want Chad
Haven t been on this shitty board in a long time
Looking at this board from an outside perspective I'm surprised I stayed in this shithole for as long as I did
>>25283218
>still posting tumblrfrog here
hey I'm a confirmed schitzo and I came down with it when I was in the army. Finally my discharge came through and IF i still have problems with my mental health and can't work I get a 40 grand a year pension until I'm 65.
So I'm pretty sure I wont be able to do better in the private sector on my own so how do i pretend to crazy so they think I can't work.
Will they give me the pension if I tell them the voices I hear can't keep me from concentrating and what else?
>>25283135
You've already posted this twice. That was enough.
>7th grade
>Sitting down with my bro after lunch
>Out of fucking nowhere hot cheerleader turns over to my table and says "HI"
>I say something like H-hello
>She says "whats that?!"
>Points to my Animal Crossing poster card that I autistically kept in my binder
>I say Animal Crossing its a fun game
>She says "oh"
>Turns around and never speaks to me again
And then I became a 26 year old kissless virgin who still lives with their parents.
I mean I didn't end up as bad as you but I got a middle school story.
> be me in 7th grade
> 2 girls always say they love this one guy
> to try and fuck with him
> he's not autistic so it doesn't bother him
> somehow I'm their next target
> talk about how they love me
> know it's a trick
> still get nervous and awkward for the whole year
> got boners from that
> they probably knew
At least I didn't go to high school with them.
Can we all agree that 2015 was a fucking terrible year?
2011-14 were worse. And next year looks better.
Yes my life fell apart this year and I started binge drinking.
Fuck THE CURRENT YEAR bring on 2016.
Agreed. It's the worst year I've had in a while.
How do I get over people I really cared about who have decided to walk out of my life? This is literally the most lonely I have felt in my entire life.
Watch Synecdoche, New York and try not to kill yourself when the credits roll.
>>25283035
Call them, dont be cringy, act casually
Forgive them. I mean really forgive them, not some fakeass pretense of okayness. Analyze everything they did and understand every minute detail behind why they did it. Find an angle where you can accept what happened.
Begin relying more on yourself and less on others
Can girls be cucked?
My roommate and best friend is very into me, but I don't reciprocate her feelings. If I asked her to give me a ride to a date with another girl would that be like cucking her?
My mom did it to me. It's a bad feel.
do you ever wish you were pretty robots?
just imagine how good your life would be if your jaw was just a little more square, if your eyes were a little more level, if your face was a bit more symmetrical.
life just isn't fair.
I see girls like this and am in awe of how perfect they look. why can't I look like this? :(
I keep imagining how much better everyone would treat me, how much easier dating would be.
I wish I was a pretty girl
You new fags piss me off! Jeez! It's like you think you understand our pain. Just stop while you're ahead! You don't understand, it's so hard being me. You ruined all my meme danks. 15000 pics I have to delete becuase of you scrotes
>>25282739
2015 fags. Leave before it actually is too late. I come here out of fucking habit now.
W-what?
What is even going on here?
You say pre-2014 get out but you hate the Newfags??
Please tell me this is some kind of new trolling form
Can you imagine being with someone and letting him
>letting him
...and letting him get fucked by big black men as you watch?
What's the matter OP? Cat got your
Did someone say candlejack? Because this
It's not the women hate threads, the images, or the facts anons post. No, it's every single post made by a girl on this board.
You are all so dumb, so dumb.
>>25282108
Still watching this shit podcast after wings left.
>Christmas dinner
>lost 50 lbs since last Christmas
>finish my plate
>sitting there because I don't want to get up first for seconds because of self conscious habit
>grandma looks at me, smiling
>"you need more food! go get seconds!"
It's small but it means a lot.
How about you, Anons?
>good feels
>r9k
What was I thinking
I'll help you out OP,
>Decide to learn how to cook and ask mom to teach me abit.
>End up being a better cook than her.
>Now I'm the one who has to cook for the family.
Feel useful man.
