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What did you write in your diary today?
Faggots Log: Day 27
Man I hope my helium tank comes soon
27 December, 2015
Well, this is my last video. It all has to come to this.
Where can I find an insecure but good looking girlfriend?
Everywhere.
If you're attractive.
you can pretty much get everything your fetish desires, but you have to be chad tho
Post all cringe
>videos
>images
>cringe
I'll go first
http://youtu.be/gPAKhrhZ3Zg
Fuck gayjin goober
This faggot has been to Japan and takes PRIDE in being called a gaijin. That's like a Mexican taking PRIDE in being called a foreign alien
>>25289416
reeeee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO THEY POST THE FROG
>>25289506
I'm going to assume he calls himself a gaijin because he doesn't want to call himself an otaku like he is. Also the fact that it starts with G like Goomba.
>start looking at porn
>usually just watch porn with my dick away until I start leaking precum and then jerk off
>start thinking about what the inside of vagina feels like
>what it's like to put your penis in a girls mouth
>what it's like to eat a girl out
>what it's like to just have sex
>what it's like to cuddle a girl while groping her
>what it's like to just hold a girl
>loud noise outside my room snaps me back to reality
>teary eyed
>30 minute video has finished playing
>underwear soaked and slimy with precum
>no boner anymore
don't delude yourself with the idea that pussy is this magic thing, or that women are something to get worked up over
it's gross, just like jacking off it feels good but as soon as you cum you realize how disgusting it is. it's not worth it
>>25328197
Definitely worth it. Sex is chill just dont kill yourself over trying to get laid. Will come natural
from what experience ive had, cuddling & groping is absolutely lovely and fantastic, and so is holding a grill close to you.
sexually, from what i've experienced at least, its less about the actual physical feeling - and more about the fact youre getting close to someone that (presumably) means a lot to you. sharing that sort of moment with someone makes the feeling a lot more intense imo.
How can someone be so disgusting?
Oh yeah, this is your average /r9k/ poster.
I cofirmed knowing a robot personally, his profile mentions being a virgin wizard over 30, etc.
Dude why do you have a facebook if you are going to live like this. It's like people advertise their most horrible flaws anymore under the premise that they don't have to apologize for anything. Literally just like little girls.
what a fucking lowlife
this is worse than any robot
lol what a fucking gay cunt
Did you know that when Morpheus says "Let's See How Deep The Rabbit Hole Goes" in the 1999 hit "The Matrix," it was a reference to Lewis Carol's Alice In Wonderland?
>>25289384
I thought the rabbit was neo and that Magic Nigger was gonna fuck him in the ass
Is there anyone in LONDON who wants to go for a beer later? the solitude is killing me
Depends where you're at, bruv.
>>25289390
wandsworth, but unless you live in the far north east i can reach you
I hate millenials so much.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/01/why-america-is-moving-left/419112/
>>25289119
I love their style so much though. There are so many qties with weird hairstyles and colors and nose rings and i can't even hang out with them. It's so unfair.
>>25289119
>When O'Malley responded, 'Black lives matter, white lives matter, all lives matter,' the crowd booed loudly. Later that day, O'Malley apologized. Donald Trump, who had ascended to first place in the race for the Republican presidential nomination while promising to represent the 'silent majority,' called O'Malley 'a disgusting little weak, pathetic baby.'
If you are American and not voting trump you're no better than the SJW's.
>>25289221
JUST GO TO THE MARCHES, HIT ON THEM
-CHAD
>tfw not enough cash to live on your own and pay all of your bills
>tfw pay internet every month because you're addicted to it
>tfw cant pay water bill because of that
>tfw no clean water
>tfw you go to your parents house saying you were out jogging and need to use their shower
>tfw you havent showered in 4 days
>tfw you collect rain water
>tfw you use probably contaminated water from public natural springs
>tfw you could probably pay the water bill if you stopped paying the internet bill and just went to a place with public wifi, but you have social anxiety and are on the internet 24/7 anyway
>tfw running out of money for food now
Remember me robots.
What kind of job do you have?
>>25289130
>Job
That's a funny one, anon.Yes, I've been searching.
>2015
>not living with a gf and putting yourself through college
You're missing out hard, guys. I had sex this morning. My morning wood was intense and we woke up in the best way possible.
What have you done lately to man up and quit being a bitch?
>>25289051
Do you mind getting the fuck off this board, normie scum? Go to >>>/b/, they'll appreciate your shitposting
You wouldn't call me a bitch IRL.
I promise you that.
>>25289210
I'd fuck you like a bitch too.
>tfw a girl sends you n00dz everyday
Post faggot
Mods why did you quit deleting fembot threads the boards quality was way better
>>25288963
femalia sacrificed her STD ridden pussy to some admin
Fucking shit I just noticed we have a stupid ass zeemaps thread up and everything
MODS DO YOUR UNCOMPENSATED JOB
Does anyone here just not plan to have any kids at all? I don't think I even want a partner.
I'd save a fortune in money and could just pay for sex whenever I needed it. I could work long hours because there would be no reason to rush home...
I don't plan to have any kids. After working with other people's degenerate crotch fruit, I've decided you couldn't pay me enough to have my own. Plus no one would ever want to be in a relationship with me, so there's that. Kids are expensive and annoying.
I don't want kids simply because it seems like one the novelty of the babby wears off (around 3-7 years of age) it becomes a living hell
>inb4 I am hastening the destruction of the white race or something
I can't really justify having kids when my genetics are this shit. Even if I was somehow able to pass them on it would just be cruel.
>mfw people think /r9k/ isn't 100% satire and that grown men could possibly be this pathetic IRL
Yeah ha-ha it's all a joke ha-ha we really got some people ha-hait's not a joke
>>25288880
it has to be. someone being a kissless virgin? fine. being NEETtastic 100% at all times with 0 prospect of changing? fine. being a friendless loser? fine.being so autismo that you're afraid to even acknowledge that you share the planet with other humans? fine.
all that shit rolled into 1? gtfo faget
>>25289072
most of it is exaggerated and I think we all know that, people on this board aren't looking to change or improve but to validate each other in a enabling circle jerking pit of perpetual virginity.
classmate's party tonight.
everyone I know will be there. Don't know why they keep inviting me to these. I get anxiety just thinking about being in that large of a group.
>anon show some respect and come when you are invited.
*shudders*
>>25288657
Just don't go, fuck them.
>>25288657
play it off mysteriously, like you had something more important to do. But be warned, if you are ugly then you will just come off as an autistic specimen
