Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6757. page

How is Konata so cute senpai?

>>25294677
Anime is for degenerates, repent now and save yourself from eternal damnation.

what is this? will you help me? halp

File: 1438009973004.jpg (30KB, 406x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

30KB, 406x720px

My cuckolding girlfriend.

psykicpollution

That photo is seriously terrifying

please people, I need to know

>>25294545
You would like le funny greentex story, wouldn't you redditor?

>>25294545
>1st or 2nd grade
>lunch time
>like 20 kids per table, they were long tables
>start saying "look under the table" as if they were gonna show you something
>convince friend to show something under table
>me + him both flashed the rest of the kids.
blah blah blah
>have few childhood memories left, must've repressed most of them.
>dad tells me we went to the principle at some point but I don't remember.

File: babbytales6.gif (83KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

83KB, 640x400px

>always like the clothing racks at department stores
>would crawl into them and just chill out in the dark
>one day doing so
>old Mexican lady opens rack to see me standing there
>smile and wave because I'm a 5 year old
>she swings her bag backward to gain momentum and then slams it into my face
>to surprised to react
>she walks off
>refuse to speak for the rest of the day
>parents have no idea what my problem is and yell at me
>they send me to bed midway through supper

>>25294454
are you really a koala?

I also saw a lot of manlets with gf's what gives. Is manletism just a me-me

>>25294489
Their women don't love them. They just took them because they couldn't get anyone better at the moment. Just look at divorce rates or any poll given to women ever.

I remember being homeless in my early 20s and this woman let me live at her house as long as I lived as her slave. Over time our relationship had progressed to the point where we were both equals, but whenever we had sex I knew my place. She would always be in charge. She left me two years ago and she still is.

>>25294571
How did that even happen stop muting me?

File: Hittin-da-blunt.jpg (47KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

47KB, 600x450px

>I let my pissjugs rock 'til the top pop
>Smokin' weed and vape-pens, sippin' on rolling rock
>Way back, when I had the triple black samurai jack
>t-shirt With the fedora to match

File: 1414290144306.jpg (31KB, 340x368px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

31KB, 340x368px

>>25294376
So you come here to deal with robots...?

>>25294162
It's alright bro, you don't have to impress anyone or live up to whatever bullshit standards you think society holds you to. Just do what makes you happy, if that's getting drunk and eating meat sometimes, that's fine too. Doesn't make you any less of a man.

Good, now once you have a large collection take them up to the top of a tall building and drop them down on people and cars.

Then while you're up there, kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>>25294141
Use the gallon water bottles

bags are going to leak

>>25294141
I need to see a demonstration of this opie

I agree. It's comforting knowing that you can end your life if it gets too difficult.

I don't agree that we are the same
*smokes vaporiser*
but we certainly deserve the same rights

>>25293999
You don't smoke a vaporizer nigga. Nice trips though.

All the good ways are pretty much gone t.bh

>can't search the #kik #kikme on instagram anymore
>omegle is filled with guys
>app that you could post your kik name on and teen sluts would add you doesn't work anymore

sad days f.am

normies dont have online gf's mate

"she" is probably a dude

you gf is a 45+ yr old trucker with a super-sized dildo and/or buttplug up his ass.

You have to fuck her ASAP to prove to yourself that you have a girlfriend.