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>tfw if you were gay, you would have easily have gotten laid by now because guys don't get picky and have better sex drives than girls
I know this because guys wanted to meet and fuck me on grindr.
Those guys on Grindr will fuck anything with a pulse to be fair. Half of them are looking to poz your neghole.
>>27501674
Yes all want unprotected sex. Insist they are clean.
>>27501674
>>27501710
fags really are amoral
How do I stop masturbating three times a day?
I'm 21 already, I don't think it's normal.
I literally can't think about anything but lewd things.
Just stop? I mean you have to actively try to masturbate so just don't
If this thread doesn't die it's going to become a nightmare
Masturbate four times a day instead.
I have a hard spot by my right nipple. Am I going to die from man titty cancer?
Its a piece of 4chan trying to reach your heart
>>27501656
Will it hurt?
>>27501678
It will be extremely painfulI had a hard spot too, went to a doctor and he said it was normal and I should change of antitranspirant brand
sometimes drugs and jerking it aren't enough... I feel like I'm losing my mind
Have you tried alcohol.
(origino commentaru)
>tfw alone but not lonely
I think I might schizoid personality disorder
I don't know man. Drugs helped for a little bit but its just not working anymore.
I might just kill myself.
why is /pol/ literally the cancer of 4chan
i hope Trump loses and everyone from /pol/ an heros together
>>27501446
Go get laid faggot
>>27501446
i hope so too fampai. alas, i live in canada and cannot vote for bernie.
Go be a faggot somewhere else
Roll
Femanons here me out.
Should I not give up on the girl I love? Is persistence the key to success?
I'm 26, I never had a gf. And I've been thinking. If I don't get a gf now, then what are the chances that I'll ever get married? What are the chance that I will literally end up alone? I've never developed a relationship with anyone because nobody has ever wanted me.
I'm at a point where I'm refusing to say no. Why? Whats the point of living if your alone? I don't want to be alone. I want to be wanted by the person I love.
>>27501379
I'm a lvl 27 khv. I had 2 oneitises for years. The 1st one seemed to love me, but I never let her know how I felt about her. 4 years after we last had contact, she had a baby with someone I never knew. The 2nd one was actually pursuing me for marriage, but I slipped away from her advances and pretended to be uninterested. 8 years after we first and last had meaningful contact, she had a baby with someone I never knew.
How do you love someone if you nevet had a gf? That's creepy
>>27502484
In what fucking delusional world is someone "pursuing you for marriage" and yet you clearly had no physical contact with them as kissless handholdless virgin?!
>tfw fell for the computer science meme
What the fuck, do you literally have to be autistic to understand how to use a programming language? How can anyone write thousands of lines of words and symbols for making stuff you can't see happen? I think I'm going to drop out and start looking for a trade apprenticeship instead, at least if I'm a plumber or an electrician I'll get to work with real things.
>>27501373
Well I'm autistic and I feel like programming comes naturally to me. So...
>>27501434
reee GTFO /r9k/ is for stupid people only
>>27501373
My ex girlfriend was pretty dumb and got straight a's in her computer science classes. You must be dumber than shit
Can we talk about something honestly?
How is it possible to love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
How can you look at her face and say that you love her, when you know that Chad used her like a cum rag then tossed her aside?
How can you have dignity knowing that you are settling for Chad's table scraps?
Chads cum only enhances her value, ya doofus.
>>27489698
I love pizza when I'm eating it. I love my favourite tv shows when I'm watching them. I love women when I'm fucking them. You just have a childish fairytale view of love and relationships. Grow up.
Beats me, I've never loved anybody in my life.
How is it posible to love a filthy sack of flesh and organs that's only attracted to you because of the weird electrochemical signals in it's brain are trying to get it to propagate?
Can i just say something and you guys tell me if you can relate? :
>dont hate my life but want to die more than anything
>feel like nothing really means anything
>the only thing that will keep me from killing myself is finding a qt 3.14 who is a cute trainwrek and make a half-assed attempt to save her
>will probably kill self in next year
>have some close friends who think im joking or something
>pic related
>not really depressed, just in this weird in between land
>zero ambition (given)
>don't really want a gf unless it's the one stated above
>realize stated above only appears in movies
>eat like total shit but be skinnyfag
>wish for the sweet relief of death more than anything
Any of this apply to you, usually juat lurk here but i feel like if this clicks with anyone you guys are here.
>>27501367
you'll be okay mate
>>27501387
ya im still probably kill myself but thanks
You sound a lot like me. I have an unhealthy obsession with girls who are self destructive and I want to constantly be someone who they're calling for help when they need it even though it's bad for me. I think I'm just too insecure to imagine being with a normal girl and her actually wanting to be near me
I'm skinny to the point that a doctor commented on it and said I need to start eating a lot more the last time I got my tetanus shot.
And most of all I just don't feel like I'm part of the world. I'm a uni fag even though I'm late 20s because I worked after highschool and I don't really like my life, but I don't mind it either and objectively it's pretty good. I just don't feel like I actually am any of the places I go, it's like I'm always at home, sitting in my room watching TV even when I'm in class or talking to someone.
Half the time the stuff I say doesn't even make sense and I can't communicate because there's so much going on in my head that just doesn't sync up with anything
It's like I'm just dreaming all the time
I want off the ride
Did your parents teach you shame?
Are you a better person because of it?
Kids today believe they're their own special snowflake, with unique genders, sexuality, and even species.
Pic related: Would you ever even consider to have the nerve to not only date this monster, but have physical proof of it.
What noise do you think she makes when they fuck?
Beautiful couple
>>27501482
AYYYY NIGGA YEAH GET DAT SHIT NIGGA
FUCK YEAH NIGGA UGGGHHHH YA
Friendly reminder,
If you have a girlfriend, the only reason she is still with you is because Chad McThundercock doesn't think she is attractive enough to fuck. If he did, she would leave you for him in a heartbeat.
>>27501321
True
It works the opposite way too though in a way
There's a good chance you're only with her because a 10/110 didn't fuck your brains out and make you fall in love
>>27501321
Yeah but I'll dump her ass if someone better comes along
It hurts 10 times worse when they leave you for someone whose fucking hideous. Trust me.
BEFORE YOU COMMENT STUPID SHIT
Why do we keep retarded people around?
When I say retarded, I don't mean people with aspergers, I mean the completely retarded fucks who can't be alone for 10 minutes without burning down a house or killing themselves.
They literally waste thousands of dollars worth of resources and have no effect on our world
For the same reason we keep disabled vets, non-working poor, and single mothers around.
"muh ethics and morality"
>>27501319
I agree. Those resources could be spent on other things more important like infastructure and researxh. Retrds should just be exterminated or used for scientific testing. I blame women for keeping them around.
What happened to natural selection?
Simple Test: Leave baby for multiple hours in a room without life support. If it dies, then it is not suited for our world
>tfw I realise if I was a girl I could make money for living by camming
Why my life can't be this easy?
You can only do that up until a certain age though. Very short shelf-life to be honest, 18 to 24 maybe?
You would only be able to do that for a few years, and even then, you wouldn't be able to do much after. Employers would find you. No one wants to hire a former cam girl. Even if you get a job, communities rally against that shit.
Camming is more labor intensive than camgirls tell their fans, too. It's not great money unless you market yourself very aggressively, which ensures your visibility will make it to where you'd never be able to get a real job once you're washed up at age 25 since men only like young girls.
Not to mention your family and friends reactions. It's not worth it.
>>27501304
You can do it and make even more money than a girl, you just have to become a tranny.
What keeps you up at night robots?
tinnitus
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sgash
>>27501259
Isn't that easily cured at this point in time?
>>27501247
the fact that I will be that guy who dies alone and rots in his apartment for months without anyone knowing until the stench of my rotting corpse is unbearable
>tfw a girl just nonchalantly says you're ugly out of nowhere
>tfw you barely even know her
>>27501237
sounds like a whore trying to look cool in front of others t b h
>>27501237
what >>27501338 said.
she had nothing to lose and power to gain. she sure as shit took the opportunity.
This happened to me once where a girl i literally just met (hadnt said a word to her) said I was "disgusting"...
like how do normies know to bully me from the start?
