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Welp friend killed himself because he was a virgin at 27 (he left a note). He went with hanging.
>>29210747
At least he isn't in pain anymore he had a rough life.
What annoys me even more is that his parent who did nothing to help him and put him down are now the victims
>>29211005
>What annoys me even more is that his parent who did nothing to help him and put him down are now the victims
How do you know they put him down and didn't try to help?
HOLY SHIT GUYS
I HAVE A FRIEND THAT WORKS FOR THE FBI. HE SAID THEY ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING EGGMAN FOR THE MURDER OF THAT SINGER.
SPREAD THE WORD
I can't bear to look at his face every time his picture is posted.
fucking eggman
why was this guy still allowed out after the last time?
>>29210746
>I HAVE A FRIEND
get out, normie
If someone rolls dubs I'll shave my pubes
>>29210706
>Tfw you were 6 off dubbing yourself
>>29210797
tfw 3 off dubs
Don't shave trim
>go to club/ bar with old friends from high school
>random surfer chads come up to me while ordering a drink
>CRACK A SMILE BRO WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU JUST CHILL OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
I'd have been pretty miffed than a stranger injected themselves into my life, but maybe that's what they were feeling too
>>29210705
>Not throwing a piss bottle at his head while shouting REEEEE and doing a retarded blackflip kick to his funny bone
Fucking normie.
>>29210705
they were just being nice, i do this to strangers when i drink too. Like a little friendly conversation while you wait for your drinks
All I had to do was plant the seed, and you filthy pawns did all the hard work for me!
Ahahahaha!
please stop sending roaches into my kitchen.
it's empty of food and I've cleaned every nook.
I have resorted to buying food straight from the grocery and consuming it outside.
and yet my kitchen is still crawling with them.
they're everywhere
I am going mad. Is this hell?
>>29210670
excellent work pawn, keep spreading fear.
>>29210670
>act normal
>get told it was all according to someone's plan
>post this
>go on as if nothing happened
Is this where I come to get a boyfriend?
Taking applications, I guess.
>>29210526
>doesn't spoiler image
why would you ruin this anon.show us your penis
>>29210526
Fembot or cuteboy?
Are you a cute boy?
I'm a cute boy too
>/r9k/ is comprised of almost all racist conservatives
>/r9k/ is almost all NEET failures
serves you right
>>29210468
The explanation is that only paranoid people with too much time on their hands will take the trouble to find out what really went on in history/what's going on in the world today.
>>29210468
that's bullshit though. you're just a newfaggot that can't tell the difference between /pol/shits and authentic robots
>>29210468
>Progressive Liberal
>People tell me I'm a borderline SJW
>Still a NEET failure
why
Have you ever drawn an image that has been saved and reposted by someone else?
>>29210442
I made two images, one is reposted. But I doubt it will have much of a future.
>>29210442
Not really drawn, but yeah I've made a couple that I've seen reposted.
>>29210477
>>29210570
post them, fags.
I am too much of a robot to quit you, /r9k/, even though this is cancer.
I want to listen to successful people and learn their wisdom.
Instead, I gained 40lb since starting /r9k/ and also shat in a paper grocery bag a few times because I didn't want to leave my room.
How can a robot get banned from robot forum without doing anything illegal?
Ban me bitches! Fuck the mods! I am 8 years old! I like degenerate .gifs! I am a proud redditor!
>>29210291
>say anything slightly negative about a tripfag.
>get banned
Tfw i'm the mouse
>>29210291
post your dick on a SFW board
Robotcore essential movies. Discuss.
>no Synedoche New York
>>29210249
Good movie. But it's more about death and our mark on the world (or lack thereof) than anything about being a robot.
>>29210226
Pretty good list, I'll check out the ones I haven't seen. I saw 'The Man Who Sleeps' recommended in another thread, do you have any idea where I could watch it? Couldn't find any torrents or streaming.
I'd add Her to this, not completely robot but it has tfw no gf and elements of VR which applies to robots I think. Maybe The Machinist as well?
I'm going through my films and it's surprisingly difficult to find explicitly robot films, most of mine are just sad and strange but not about robots
Why is /r9k/ sympathetic towards people with certain mental disabilities, like anxiety or depression but not those with others, such as eating disorders? Being overweight can be a result of a mental issue just as controllable as depression or anxiety.
because they're a bunch of hypocrites
Let's be real here, a lot of people are overweight without an eating disorder, or at least a significant one. I'm a 5'8" 250 pound lardass, but my only real eating issue is that I sometimes binge eat, but that doesn't even happen that often. Otherwise it's just eating too much because I like food.
>>29210260
That's true, but some do, and /r9k/ looks down on them all the time.
Does anybody here use this app?
It's pretty fun to trigger the normies. The thing is filled with SJW PC progressive bullshit.
>>29210209
No. What app is it?
>>29210209
ways the app u cunt
>>29210329
>>29210787
Whisper
It's filled with cringey SJW posts.
>tfw you will never be this attractive
Just end my life sempai.
he looks like a phaqqot
>>29210135
No, you look like a faggot.
>>29210126
With looks like that, he's attractive only to 13 year old girls
Why do you cucks give a shit? I'm like you, I have no girlfriend. I'm still a virgin and I'm out of shape as fuck, but I don't really care. I have no intention to improve myself, I keep eating junk food every day and I keep playing video games.
However, I'm enjoying life. So why don't you? What do you need a girlfriend for? You got porn, you got your hand, that's all you need. If you eventually move out you could rent a hooker to come over to your place too.
Don't be depressed, don't fall for the love meme.
I have a girlfriend who happens to beimaginary
it's better this way
>>29210107
This pleases father Nurgle.
somedays I'm like this, where I tell myself to just grow up and worry about other things
>there's more to life than love
>there's more to life than getting your dick wet
But then I realise I have nothing to do but play vidya and watch anime, and I wish someone was around to love me
>tfw no traditional conservative gf
I wake up everyday and feel this feel
Everyone at my school is a libtard bernie voter and are disgusted by the idea of a conservative.
I wish I had some like-minded bros to hang out with.
join the klan, there's gotta be some sheltered thirsty broad just begging for a white knight to sweep her off her feet
>>29211207
I don't want a retarded racist redneck gf,
