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>tfw you will die without ever being loved by a girl
>>29500172
the best thing to do is absorb your mind in either things you enjoy or delusions, or both
become a narcissist you wont need a gf
It's not this as much as I will likely never love a girl the way I want to. I've had 2 girlfriends but I never liked them, always kind of thought about it like in going out with them out of obligation.
>See a friend from high school
>we are both 23 now
>He says he found love of his life after changing 4 GFs
>Bought apartment
>Ready to start life together with her
>Has a job as an accountant and salary 1500$
>Asks me what Ive been up to
>Me be like:Oh nothing still virgin playing battlefield,being on 4chan and smoking pot
And that is why I never talk to normies anymore.
>1500$ salary
This doesn't sound like much. Per week?
>>29500140
Time to get the rope, friend. Bye!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65C28YfEmHg&user=Kent
Is he lying about having a girlfriend? He's 5'2, and he's claiming that the girl he's dating is close to 6'0 tall. That's extremely unlikely.
Why in the world would a girl that's close to 6'0 date an autistic 5'2 manlet, but taller men have been rejected by shorter women for being too short?
>>29500121
Kent is probably having an schizophrenic episode.
Height only matters for white guys. Black men cannot be robots. This is proof of this.
>>29500121
Fuck you for being a jealous faggot. Kent has no reason to lie about having a bitch. He never did before why would he now? Because fags like you can't help but try to shit on anyone who isn't a useless male like yourself.
>Girl I work with
>Worked with her for almost a year now, no real interaction besides breakroom chitchat and talking about vidya
>Yesterday I'm restocking the cold case for sodas (grocery store)
>She walks by me and does that thing where you tap someone's shoulder to get them to look towards you and step to their other side to screw with them.
>Look over at her as she giggles
>See the most sincere smile on her face and a slight blush with her gentle eyes looking into mine.
>Realize that for the past year I've been absolutely in love with this girl but too chicken shit and self loathing to do anything about it.
Anyone else have this feel? It's keeping me up at night...
OP hold up, you just think your in love because she is probably the only girl that has treated you like a human in the last few years.
Not saying to not ask her on a date or something, but dont assume that it's love you are feeling.
>>29500055
I talk to other girls sometimes, I just sperg and a lot of them are far more attractive than her. But for some reason I just don't care for them. Maybe I just subconsciously know that they're roastie skanks and refuse to give them the time of day.
She's the only girl who I don't sperg with. Literally the only prolonged conversations I've been able to keep up with a girl.
just ask her out dude. she indicated that she likes you too. you're the man, it's up to you to make the first move
&Checkem pots
Sounds like shes been having feelings for another person that she thinks is an exciting opportunity but not something that will last for long. she just wants to keep you on the back burner for when her lust fades for the other dude
Are you 15? This is what 15 year olds do.
If she's not 15 she's acting like it.
>>29499998
Did you really need to make this thread a second time? You lost, she isn't interested. Move on friend
Hand over the gf now, normie.
>>29499997
That isn't even loaded fuckhead
>>29500162
bullet in the chamber you fucking idiot.
Try your luck.
*unsheathes katanas*
psh...... i can cut a bullet in half before it leaves the barrel........ kid
>Mommy, what's Brexit and why is daddy really happy about it? Since it came up, he keeps marching around in his black uniform, skull cap, and red arm band. He also won't stop sticking his hand in the air. And he keeps talking about, what was it, the slauvz, and sand neeggers, and pacas? I... I don't know, he was ranting for three hours before I feel asleep. He also started shouting in German all of a sudden. Since when could daddy speak German? He's scaring me, mommy.
>>29499926
Your father is retarded, honey.
.... Your dad is right, you know.
>>29499926
this is the most original post which has ever been posted
Can we please remove the britfag's threads?
Its the normie nation and we going to turn them into third world country with sanctions after their secession from glorious union.
Why shall they had their own threads?
The EU is collapsing m8 ,french, greece and the rest will follow
>>29499902
Stop posting on an American anime image board pretending like we care about whatever stupid European country you're from
>>29499918
The only think thats colapssing is GB.
Scotland is going to join back our glorious union,
ireland will follow.
angies are fucked.
>Start talking to a girl from /soc/
>seems ok she's nice and pretty and a tiny bit interesting
>notice unusual behavior after a few days
>dig around online a little bit
>can confirm it's a catfishing faggot
Why must this happen? I just want a girl to talk to once in a while. Stop catfishing.
It's fun to be in control of someone's emotions, whether they be a girl or boy. On behalf of catfishes everywhere, I apologize.
>>29500028
Agreed. I don't catfish that much though, since I don't think I'll be very convincing.
But if I was a really passable trap, I would make that shit my hobby. I would have so many orbiters, it won't even be funny.
>>29499880
>dig around online
What you did?
Would you eat this delicious cake off these lewd female feet?
Yeah that cake looks really good and I'm down for feet. Those feet don't look very good though, but that's ok.
>>29499854
What is it with 4chan and posting incredibly average feet? There is nothing redeeming about those feet at all.
>>29499899
>those feet don't look very good
What in the hell are you talking about? They are damn near ideal.
>Created a cult
>Got caught for it
>Make this
Jesus Christ
>>29499796
It's a sign of the times.
Plebeian, vapid children trying to exercise a modicum of control over their environment by acting out in ways deemed inappropriate.
They should be shot with balls of their own shit
>>29499796
how does someone like this get so many subs
>>29499796
Fucking hell he is such a cringey bastard
Why are pussies so lewd?
>>29499694
What is this hair on the tighs this is so strange
>>29499710
>What is this hair
pubic hair
>>29499694
"Lewd" is subjective. Some people find feet more sexually appealing than genitals.
Is Brexit another proof that meme magic is real?
Bump
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>>29499628
If Donald Trump wins, that we can say without an absolute doubt, that meme magic is real
>>29499999
Quints confirm as truth
How do you fight anxiety ?
I had a massive panic attack yesterday, they had to pull me up the hospital in an ambulance.
This is getting out of hand.
Try a psychiatrist and ask for benzos those were the only thing that worked for me but they may worsen depression(I know from experience) or try buspar i heard it works but I have no patience for them gradually increasing doses for over a year to get to the power of a benzo.
Do you smoke? If you do quit, when I quit all my anxieties went away after a month. It was the weirdest shit.
If not, maybe change something about your lifestyle like getting more exercise, getting a better diet, or talking to people more. If none of these work you might have an anxiety disorder and should consult a mental health professional. Good luck! We're rooting for you.
try reading "panic away"
>no cute steam weeb friend to watch anime with
>last summer steam threads everyone was making friends
>this summer it's dead
>>29499546
that's because all the summerfags are busy trying to prove they aren't summerfags this year because they're cucks without self-esteem and are all overly self-concious
>>29499546
I'll be your friend! What's your ID???
post id!! ;w;
