>girl at work start showing interest in me
>a close Lawful Good Chad friend tells me she's into me and that I should go ahead and make my move
>keep wondering why would she even show interest in me or like me THAT way
I'm not the stereotypical autistic cliche or anything. I'm sociable, can make people laugh, good at social situations, can easily make friends, etc, however I'm not a normie by any means, have never had a gf (not khv or anything like that,...
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>>29496483
Are you me? I'm literally incapable of picking up signals, the idea that a woman could be legitimately attracted to me is not comprehendable. Even if I think she might be interested I have no idea what I'm expected to do so I just do nothing. I also lost my virginity to a hooker so sexual experience is pretty shit.
>>29496533
Hug me bro, we are the same yet different.
>>29496533
My years of porn gave me theoretical knowledge about how to give women pleasure, that when I had my first experience I wasn't even nervous. Hell, I knew exactly what to do down to the T. I made her dripping wet with my fingers until she was begging me for it, not even joking. I came in like 10 seconds, sure, but then I ate that pussy and gave her several legit orgasms (also learned how to identify the real ones from the fake ones). She even asked me why I did that to her. I guess she was surprised because it's...
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Children know what we've forgotten.
what have we forgotten I cant remember? Holy fuck I just spit out milk
oh my god that webm
what the fuckfuck offrobot
>2010
>be 13
>skating alone in skatepark
>it's getting dark
>qt girl pulls up near me in parking lot
>"hey, I just want to let you know you're great i hope you have a great day!!!!"
>stare confused as i think it's a prank
>she stares back, waiting
>"t-thanks"...
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>>29496468
Probably exactly what she said, some people are nice
>>29496468
Two possibilities:
She had a class assignment to "go out and do something nice for someone" and report back
She felt nice and got the idea to spread it along
>>29496468
If there was someone else in the car she might have lost a bet. Jesus freaks act that way though.
>Join /r9k/ discord group
>about 7 of us join
>they start talking about school
>They start talking about going to the gym
>ten minute conversation revolving soley around niggs during early America and how much anon can lift and go to the gym
>mfw they're even worse than normies
>discord
Those are fucking normies jackass and so are you, go to soc retard
>>29496431
neets should only be allowed to post here
>>29496516
>normies because they use a fucking video game chatting program,
what would they somehw be less normie if they used teamspeak or some shit? fuck off.
Do you like Dominican and Puerto Rican chicks?
>>29496393
i love U daya=)
>>29496703
would you let her give you a handjob if it meant your mom had to watch and cheer her on?
>>29496393
No, the accent pisses me off.
I generally hate inner city people in general.
If they off the boat though, they might be alright
DRINK DR PEPPER
Is the original any different from the "cherry" version? aren't both cherry?
Corporations are not your friends. They are not here to help you. Remember that.
>>29496364
>he can't taste all 23 subtle flavors of Dr. Pepper
So there was a thread for some "How racist are you" kind of test which died a bit ago
But I made a key with the answers and associated points for it if anyone was interested so yeah
Test is here: http://www.racismtest.org/racism-test
Key is here: http://pastebin.com/2u5DQ2CC
is this test made by liberal sjws
not only do they leave all out all other minorities
they ask some stupid questions that only libtards are concerned about
>answer logically and meritocratically for every question
>"RACIST RACIST OMG YOU NEED TO SEEK PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNSELING IMMEDIATELY"
Lmao fuck off.
>>29496305
When it asked for my name, email, etc, I didn't even bother. Fuck liberals and sjw normies
>hear engines revving like crazy outside
>bunch of chads and normies riding the sports cars their rich daddies gave them
>mfw they're also doing this late in the night and it's getting more frequent every night.
>>29496304
Go to hardware store, get nails. It's simple, anon. Make us proud.
>>29496318
>Go to hardware store, get nails.
and do what with them exactly?
I'm not catching on to what you mean...
>>29496345
literally just fucking pop them
Hey /r9k
>Go out with friends.
>Actually shower, brush my teeth, shave, put on deodorant.
>Wear my nicest "casual" clothes, not a tuxedo but by best over shirt and a t-shirt.
>Go to a club
>Get denied entrance.
>My other friends are all allowed.
>Ask fucking bouncer why i cant go
>"I wont tell you why....
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>>29496295
post outfit. In all honesty it may have been your shoes
t. club bouncer in Miami.
>>29496295
>friends go in with out you
Don't know how to break it to you OP but your "friends" don't give a fuck about you.
>>29496295
>I won't tell you why
Dear lord son
What does the inner monologue of an ugly girl sound like?
>>29496267
WEEEREEEAANNNAOOOWAAABRAAAARRUUUMRUUUMRUUUUUUUUUUUMP
>>29496267
do you mean just thoughts I would have during my day or something more specific?
>>29496267
>why does she get so much attention
>I want to love guys but the ones that love me remind me that I'm a loser
>looks are bullshit
>I'll settle for normal guys
>why don't men ask me out, it's not fair
>men
>men
>men
Some get into addictions...
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Is there anything worse than being a Mexibot? We don't really have anything going for us and suffer from manletism. In your opinion, which race would be the most prone to a life of robotdom?
>>29496237
Probably East Asians
>>29496237
Poo in the loonians
>Seven
>Nil
Holy fuck this feels good. This is my first cut ever. It feels relaxing as hell. My whole body feels cozy and warm.
>>29496220
try shooting yourself in the foot
it feels even better (srs)
>>29496235
It's not the pain of cutting. It's the blood loss. Even though it's not much, it feels great.
>>29496220
You didn't carve a timestamp...
>"my legacy" actually just means kids
Really?
I fucking HATE anime girls thinking theyre hot shit.
At the of the day they're the ones getting RAPED in my doujins.
>>29496205
So ironic nice one Reddit bro?
>>29496179
not necessarily, depending on the scale of one's accomplishments it also might be how they are remembered in the future and how they will be thought of ~200 years from now depending on the impact they had on society. When shitty parents talk about it though its usually just their kids.
are women inherently whores?
would you marry a woman who's suggested a "break"?
>>29496176
no to both, I believe.
>>29496176
>would you marry a woman
Nah.
can women ever truly love another human being?
Customer hate thread
>don't have X product
>dumb ass fucking retard who thinks he/she knows everything
>asks who he/she can speak to about this
>probably thinks I'm lying or don't know what I'm talking about
>have to get a manager for this stupid fucking entitled prick/cunt
>manager tells them the same fucking thing as I did
>entire...
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>>29496141
>be retail cuck
>complain about the people that give you a job
ok.tiff
Well, now you know there's a problem, and you can do a bit of personal research into the products you're carrying so you can clarify the issue for future customers. Just what I'd do bro, I learn something new from every customer.
>>29496152
This meme has to end. People NEED us wage slaves, not the opposite. Where the fuck are normie retard customers gonna get their necessities without us wage slaves who process all of this shit?
I'm tired of bending over to please you fucking retards. Go shop somewhere else, I don't fucking care, fuck your, "oh this other place has it cheaper/better quality."... I DON'T FUCKING CARE U DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER