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>engaged to a 7/10
>in the process of buying a house
>complete alcoholic
>hate my life
Help me
>>25729610
>7/10
better than anything i could ever hope to get
suck it the fuck up you stupid little faggot shit
>>25729727
shut the fuck up
It's not all about the looks, faggot.
>>25729610
>complaining about this bullshit
I'm an alcoholic wizard, you cunt. Deal with your pissant normalfag shit somewhere else.
Robots are so afraid of getting cucked that they don't even try.
There seems to be 3 end results in the scope of /r9k/'s userbase.
1. Securing a stable relationship
2. Getting into a relationship then getting cucked
3. Trying for a relationship and failing
4. Not trying at all
It seems that number 4 is the safest bet because people are so afraid to leave their safe bedrooms and call people cucks from a distance for peeking outside and even glimpsing the light of day. You can't even say you APPROACHED someone without getting called a cuck. What's the deal?
>>25729609
If you try hard enough, anyone can be a cuck for any reason. It's a meme, ignore it.
>>25729609
Getting something requires effort and accepting that you're a piece of shit and need improvement.
Faggots on r9k are too busy calling women roastie whores when they'd fucking faint if a Stacy actually said hello to them.
>>25729609
I believe in equal rights, women need to meet their approach quota or we live in an unequal socieity :^)
I'm toking up with a friend for the first time tomorrow. Before then Ive only been smoking alone.
What proper etiquette must I know before I go
Two toke policy is general etiquette where I live - take two drags then pass it.
>>25729535
never pass the lit end. its just rude to hand someone a burning joint like that
kill yourself you disgusting fucking degenerate
Whats the point of no-fap? Why do you faggots keep pulling that shit
I genuinely wanna know
>>25729221
Trying to control my desires instead of the other way round
You wouldn't understand if you've never had a crippling masturbation addiction
>>25729238
>crippling masturbation addiction
Crippling as in? What part of life did it cripple dawg
>Aye YO! Aye Bro Scuse me!
>Scuse me bro! Yeah you!
>Aye bro, like, You gotta stop lookin at my female or I'm gonna knock you on your ass bro.
>Like, come on, who are you even here with broskie? Wanna get knocked the fuck out?
What do?
>>25729137
>Wanna get knocked the fuck out?
Stab him
>>25729137
Find where his family lives and murder them.
I'm glad I don't go to parties with shithead teenagers there. They "party hard" for first hour they're there but then you find them two hours later covered in their own vomit laying on the bathroom floor. Its kinda nice about being in your mid twenties is no one feels the need to outwardly act like that anymore, and if they do they get thrown the fuck out of the party for acting like a fool.
I just want a girl who I could love, and be gentle to, and who would love me in return.
Why is it so much to ask /r9k/?
>>25729127
I feel this feel, but I also would like to be attracted to her. This is all I want, and it's made me feel like shit my whole entire life.
There's a lid for every pot!PLEASE JUST FUCKING SMOTHER ME TO DEATH IN MY SLEEP
>>25729127
Don't worry anon, it will all be over soon
Death approaches you. Says that he can end your life in a second. No pain. No afterlife. No fear. Just nothing after you simply say "yes".
What would you do, anon?
Obviously say yes.
>>25729065
ahahahhaah I don't know why, but that crop of monroe's face made me laugh heartily
Does this mean I'll live forever and can't die if I don't say that word?
Any semi-attractive robots/fembots that find themselves to be decent people but literally can not find out why people irl avoid them like the plague?
This board makes it seem like attractive = automatic popular chad/stacy but what about those people you see that kind of just fall from the path? I'm sure you can think of one.
no this is actually me im atleast 7/10, normal, have normal interests, and extroverted most days and i have no friends that talk to me outside of school and no bf. help
>>25729045
I'm sure it's because you don't initiate anything and you expect everyone to do it for you. All the friends I have I had to be the one to go out and get them it was never the other way around.
Yep, every time I look myself in the mirror or a photo of myself I see the most handsome man in the world.
>yet, no gf
I'm turning 23 in a few months, and the loneliness finaly hit me. Lately, more than ever, I've been getting angry when I see happy couples walking around, and I had a miserable new year's.
I just feel alone as all fuck right now. I feel the bitterness growing each day, and I sincerely don't want to be one of those guys that ends up hating all women, but the last time I tried to go out to a bar and hit on one, she laughed in my face.
I don't know what to do right now. Usually these bouts of loneliness come and go quickly, but this one is staying.
I'm sacred as shit because I'm turning 23 this year, and I have no ideia what I'd do if a woman showed interest in my. I'm far past the age where being a KV is "cute" for a guy.
I don't even know what the point of this thread is. I'm just venting a little. It's crazy how I lived kind of on auto-pilot. Studying like crazy, getting a few shitty jobs here and there to support myself, and always thinking "Oh, I'll find someone. It's a natural part of life". But now I'm nearly halfway through my 20's and I'm getting scared.
I guess watching and playing all these movies, cartoon and videogames growing up kind of gave me weird expectations. I feel like I'm not the main character of my own life, and that I won't "get a girl" at the end.
>>25728934
>I feel like I'm not the main character of my own life, and that I won't "get a girl" at the end.
The realization of your own mediocrity is the most depressing feel ever. Makes you understand why people go postal; If you can't be the hero, why not be the villain?
>>25728934
>going to bars to get a gf
no how it works bro. That's how you get laid
gfs come from people you talk to regularly
>>25729130
>If you can't be the hero, why not be the villain?
real wisdom right there anon
So fellow robots, I have a question for you. What is the point of it all? Life I mean. I've been running in circles with my therapist because the only reason for life I find is for enjoying it, something I cannot do.
He gave me some bullshit stuff like family, friends, religion, and helping other people. My family is a mess and I have no plans on ever passing on my shit genes in starting my own family. I also am agnostic so religion is out. I have absolutely no friends and every time I have tried it has failed. And I don't want to help others because of my jaded views on society due to past experiences.
I am 27 and have pretty much given up on everything but he still pushes me to think of purposes for living. So what do you guys think?
>depressedfag who is looking for the "purpose of life"
pic unrelated
Why do you need a purpose?
I find it very liberating that it's open-ended.
Leave a mark. Most people do this by having children. Effect other people's lives in a positive way. Or wallow in hedonism and slowly feel the sins crawling up your back.
not religious at all btw.
>>25728916
Explore some mysteries a little bit. Push your boundaries on what you think can happen during your stint on the earth hotel. Go to places people say are haunted with recording equipment, hang out there, enjoy the thrill, see if you have spooky experiences. Try some yogic practices, have a lucid dream, get into different states and see what happens. I think you should get out there and push the envelope.
Does /r9k/ play VN?
>>25728910
I would I just don't know where to find them or how to translate them. I've played Katawa Shoujo and Monster Girl Quest though
Dats a big mum.
I only (try to) play mindfuck VNs.
First three words that come to mind.
big fat tittiesoriginal comment
Big fucking titties
milk me titcow
GIMME gimme chicken Tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
I want tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
TURN the oven to 120
BETTER not fuck up my tendies!
You'll be sorry if you DO!
Something you will surely RUE!
PLANT your ass and start the timer!
Better HURRY I'm a whiner!
SIT and stare cause did i mention?
Tendies NEED your full attention!
DING ding ding I think there done!
That was only HALF the fun!
Take them OUT, and please be quick!
and DON'T you use those oven mitts!
Use your hands to get my tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
These are tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
Now ON your knees I need a table!
Do not cry, I KNOW you're able
Shut your mouth and don't be rude!
Tendies are my Favorite Food!
Now they're done but I need more.
GO get your ass out to the store.
And get yourself a little treat!
For serving you're rambunctious NEET!
How many good boy point does r9k have?
>>25728698
>implying you can ever reach a safe internal temperature of 165 in an oven set to 120
You NEETs can't even whine for your food properly
>>25728760
what is Celsius
>>25728698
Chicken tenders are complete cancer food.
Also
>chicken
>120
Enjoy your botulism
ITT: your given native american name.
>Speaks With no Word
Man Who eat Pork Bun
>>25728683
>tfw has no gf
>>25728683
Solitary Man With Small Parts
Post your last crush (as in, not who you are currently infatuated) and others rate.
Stopped liking her because she is out of my league, her life style is 2fast4me and I am probably too "quirky" for her. Still, she is one of the prettiest girls I have ever laid eyes on.
Bumparoo diggly doo
>>25728558
I haven't had a crush since I was like 12
who /nolibido/ here
>>25728558
If you fall into the trap that women are better than you, then you deserve to be lonely because your thinking like a total autist
