Any other trannies here? I am a woman born a mans body, and am defintiely a girl inside.
>>25725929
If that's you, you're looking pretty woman-y on the outside too. congrats
>>25725929
hioriginal comment
Mental illness is sad.
>tfw 22
>tfw 0 prospects of moving out of my parent's
Beingspaniardis suffering
Did you study philosophy?
>>25725949
No I just like that picture.
>feels bad for living with his parents
>in fucking Spain
The average moving out age is 29 m8, you have plenty of time
If i win tonight i will give everyone $1,000 Thats right 3(0) for everyone.
Then I will call my oneitis and tell her how she should've given me a second chance when she had the chance.
Then I will retire to Brazil with a harem of big booty hoes.
>>25725828
i seriously hope nobody on here wins.
>>25725889
Why anon I'll give you 1000 usd if i do
But uh, how do we know you'll win. But whatevs I could use 1K
what is your weight and why are you so fat, robots?
97 kilograms
why?
because I can fucking afford it
120 lbs. Im not fat at all.
57 kilograms per 170 centimeters, I skip meals.
My fetish is imagining Emma Watson's reaction upon seeing images like this online, not the images themselves.
>>25725560
It gives me a thrill to imagine how violated she'd feel, or even scared knowing what men want to do to her.
>>25725582
So, yeah, just something I wanted to share with you guys. Thanks for listening.
>>25725560
That's pretty hot though I imagine she'd react more strongly to herself being raped or maybe put into one of those pictures where she's being executed by pepe and wojak.
How can asian guys even compete? This just happened a few hours ago.
>board the public transit
>take my seat next to a little Chinese girl wielding her backpack in front of her face like a spartan shield
>in front of me is another lady
>literally the most beautiful white woman I've ever seen in my life
>I'm actually not joking - I've never seen anyone more attractive
>lanky...
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>bus makes a few stops
>people continue to make their way down to the toll station created mid-aisle by this guys bursting backpack
>a few begin to squeeze by because he refuses to move toward the back of the bus
>bus makes a few more stops
>he murmurs something to this girl with a piece of art for a face
>it's so quiet I can't quite make out what he's saying - I actually end...
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>she starts conversing enough to give him a few cues
>"I'm just trying to read some emails."
>"... my black boyfriend ..."
>he continues to shoot non-sequitur after non-sequitur in the direction of her body
>she shuts down and refuses to acknowledge the absolute cuckk at this point
>her body, slowly turning, aiming towards the nearest exit
>her...
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>>25725553
>my black boyfriend
ok yeah this didn't happen
post the most autistic thing you've ever witnessed
it could be a facebook post, a youtube video, a personal story, anything
Well since textless posts aren't allowed, I might as well write this.
Is that enough
this fucking thread is the most autistic thing I've seen
Some anon here told me to shut off my conscious brain and sleep walk at work, become a machine-like, the Ubergoy. It works so good. I also tried alcohol but it only made me angry as hell and made me hate the world and the illuminati jews even more.
Any more tips?
Let's start with what you actually do, anon.
I make delicious Krispy Kreme doughnuts
>>25725263
Can you start occasionally scrawling a K in front of your logo until it causes a shitstorm please?
>>25725309
>a kkk joke
that's a new one
>mfw non-Americans have 0 chance of becoming a billionaire tonight
>be Nigerian
>tell stupid baby boomers that they won the lottery and that they'll receive their money by sending thousands of dollars to my address on another continent
>they actually do it, the absolute madmen
>become billionaire
Canadians can buy tickets too
>>25725603
so do you give them the billions of dollars???
Can we have an old school 4chan mspaint style comics post and req thread? What comics get you every time? Any you haven't seen or posted in a while?
>Does anyone have the one where the guy snorts some cereal then injects an owl into his eye?
I miss these kinds of threads - /r9k/ is too busy being depressed and autistic and /b/ is literally nothing but porn.
This one was one of the last from a dying era
I wish these would come back.
>tfw fat and getting fatter
I eat because no GF and i have no GF because i eat
>>25725124
incorrect. you eat because you're addicted to food due to not being smart enough to abstain.
I can't lose weight. Dunno what to do. I switched to eating nothing but oats and apples. No change. Considering exit bag because I cannot escape this circular hell of wanting to be active to help this process along but then being too scared to go outside to do it.
>>25725162
>addictions have anything to do with intellect
Lmao
>tfw testicular cancer
>>25724998
That's not good anon.What are you gonna do about that?
>>25724998
you are lucky
now just let the cancer spread and you'll have a free ticket off this piece of shit planet
You don't have testicular cancer anon. Stop googling your symptoms.
>normies in my class think 4chan is the deep web
>>25724942
that's what I keep trying to tell people
4chan is somewhat in the deep web cuz it's in the most bottom part of the surface net. I don't know mayb e half of it is in the deep web :/
>robots in my class think a "roastie" is the result of having sex with lots of different guys
>tfw the only reason you haven't blown your worthless brains out is you don't want to upset some of your family members who are themselves struggling with depression and other issues
That's what's tethering me to this world still.
>mfw you kill yourself and start a chain reaction that wipes out your whole family tree
>>25724956
kekkykekk
>>25724913
I'm too big of a pussy to kill myself.
Who else /cripplingsocialanxiety/ here?
>tfw staying inside makes me depressed
>tfw still can't leave the house
>go to a coffeeshop
>get high
>social anxiety gone
>start to laugh thanks dumb shit
>cant stop laughing
>notice how the staff members laugh thanks me
>other people too
>laugh more
>feel awkward after a time and fuck off
At least that guy who said "nice high heh" made it more...
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I am. SAD/SM here