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>tfw every girl I talk to falls in love with me
>too autisitc to actually get into a relationship
mixed feelings desu
>girls find you attractive
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>>25736676
Nah that's just called narcissism.
Every girl you talk to falls in love with you? This is a delusion, anon. There's no possible way this is true.
>>25736694
this.
>tfw ugly and no girl has found me attractive in my life on top of having no parents and living in poverty in a 1st world country as a white male
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How many hours have you folks gamed? And I mean all games. From pokemon on your gameboy to MMO to ps, xbox to computer games? I'm making estimations and I'm feeling kinda sick tbhq. Don't get me wrong, I love/used to love gaming. But man, I kinda want all that time back. Imagine doing something productive with that time, my god.
It's a four number figure. I could have learned an instrument or a language in that time. Or I could have mastered a valuable skill.
At least I learned relatively early on that my parents were in fact correct about not being able to sit around playing videogames forever. Helps that more and more games suck ass and are crazy overpriced these days.
10% games
sleeping 30-40%
eating or drinking 5%
toilet 2%
the rest of time
doing nothing or some useless stupid shit
>>25736732
I'm afraid I'm more like 5 number one :/. Must be at least 10k hours. Like wtf was I thinking?
If this fat fucker can get a gf why cant you?
http://motherless. /G8B473B5
>>25736617
Those dolls need comment bubbles.
he's not really ugly, just fat. He's probably really social or something, they always get laid sooner or later.
>>25736957
but that girl is hot as fuck
he is like a 5/10 at best
how does it feel knowing no anon won and actually tried to do something decent with the money?
>>25736561
>Making it publicly known that you're a billionaire overnight
This guy's asking to get kidnapped
>>25736561
Jesus?jesussssssblox
Well we don't know yet, result could take another 3 hours to come out.
Surely, someone must win the jackpot tonight, and it could be one of us who hasn't checked his tickets yet.
I can't do it anymore anons, I'm too weak. I'm have diabetes type one and just took quite a bit of insulin. You guys were good to me more than I probably deserved.
See you on the other side
>>25736518
how much did you take
See you on the other side, Type-I anon.
>>25736518
Goodbye Anon, rest in peace.
whats the difference between a person that is smart and a person that is intelligent?
>>25736309
If you're intelligent, then your intellectual intelligence is greater than that of a smart person.
size of the fedora
>>25736309
Intelligent people have a high intellectual score and are known for accumulating wide amounts of knowledge, but it's just limited to the theoretical aspect. Smart ones use their own knowledge and intuition to solve real life problems.
Alright so you didn't win a billion dollars
You're broke. Probably living with parents.
Today you're going to go to the gym.
You're going to say hello to people and maybe even talk to someone.
Turn this computer off and clean the fuck up.
Give up the habits that you know are bad for you.
Please consider what you want to do with the day every morning.
Never have a day where you've accomplished nothing of substance.
Even if it's just a hobby that doesn't make money, do it for at least an hour.
You are your own worst enemy or your own best friend. Your choice.
did u get a rush from thinking that this post will help people
nah this is to me
Tfw the chads have invaded r9k
I need to get the fuck out of this nigger infested country. Australia is the worst fucking place on fucking earth and sand niggers and abbos are fucking shit.
>sand nigger talks to literally the sweetest girl in our class
>they hit it off around a month ago
>I hear this faggot say today that he deflowered her to his sand nigger friends
>"Her vagina... colour.... pink and tight!"
I was about to get up and kill that nigger.
>>25736295
do an elliot.
>>25736295
any girl that would talk yet alone fuck a sand nigger can not be that sweet anon
>>25736356
he can't because he lives in ausfailia and the government took away their guns
the best he can do is throw rocks or shit at the sand niggers and run away
Since we're well into the new year by now, I wish to take this opportunity to recognize our new fearless leader's accomplishments as administrator of 4chan. I am no partisan, just an observer.
What has Hiroyuki NOT done?
Hiroyuki has NOT shut down /r9k/, despite the fact that he would have had a perfectly legitimate pretense for doing so in light of the Chris Harper Mercer killings. Scoff all you want, even legitimately, about how the place is normieville, but you still come here, and you know it. And I'm gonna tell you something. It's actually a bit better (less shit) lately than it was right after moot turned the robot off circa gamergate. People were actually concerned about board deletion and having no place to go at that time.
Hiroyuki has NOT shut down /pol/. This has allowed Trump meme-magic to continue to germinate in an important forum, with RL consequences.
Hiroyuki has NOT immediately shit the bed with any immediate, stupid actions or inactions.
What HAS Hiroyuki done?
Hiroyuki HAS presided over the reinstatement of the robot, which has marginally improved board quality, to my earlier point.
Hiroyuki HAS presided over the creation of multiple relevant new boards (history, western cartoon porn, and 1-2 others (trash, news) ). Admittedly, this rollout fills logical gaps in the site, and is very much in the pattern of moot's administration, so I regard this quiet advance as a joint moot/Hiro effort.
Now, it will be interesting long-term to see if Hiro does anything with people's data. But the honeymoon period has been just fine, for those of us who have actually been paying attention.
>>25736279
Yeah except I had the feds at my door almost immediately after hiroyuki took office
THE ROBOT IS SHIT FUCK THE ROBOT REEEEE FUCKING HIROSHIMA
>>25736375
for what? it was probably your own fault
proper dare thread
post two dares, if the poster below yours rolls dubs, he does the dubs dare, if he rolls trips he does the trips dares of the poster above and of his own post.
dubs: record you singing a part of a song
trips: confess to your crush
post results
>dubs
write a love poem to your waifu
>trips
release your racial hate through audio
dubs: drink a glass of water
trips: post benis or bagina
>dubs
Talk to someone who's company you enjoy
> trips
Tell someone, anyone, that you love them
How the FUCK do I get a job that pays more than 10$ an hour?
Ive been washing dishes at some shithole greasetrap far too long
Craiglist in my area is not active, I have no skills, cant afford an education, and have no connections.
Every trade apprenticeship/helper position requires at least a year of experience!
>>25736131
Seconding senpai
>>25736131
Have you tried a hiring agency? I've had a few friends who basically had nothing they could put on a resume and they were able to get jobs that make $10-11/hour
turn tricks and deal dope
>On Okcupied
>click on profile
>Pansexual, bisexual, feminist
Why do women do this? Who the fuck talks about political beliefs on a dating site.
>>25735891
>women
Found the problem
>>25735891
>implying circlejerking on a website wont warp your idea of what people like and stuff
protip: its not just tumblr that does that :^)
>>25735891
you should see some of the guys profiles. people who need a website to meet other people are mentally disabled.
So this is my first time browsing r9k, and after reviewing a sample of the threads on this board, as well as the people who post in them, I have a question.
What on earth keeps you sad failures from becoming mass-murderers/serial killers? Like how do you not feel an almost overriding sense of hatred towards the world and everyone in your life?
Now I am not here trying to promote violence or to compel you to commit violent acts, but I am honestly curious about how you guys haven't all at least committed suicide yet.
Let's run down a list of how fucked I assume most of you are.
>Virgins
>NEET
>Low Charisma
>Rejected by society and your own parents.
>Very likely bullied from a young age.
>Little to no future job or career prospects besides wasting away on welfare and/or minimum wage jobs.
Mean while, I'm sure many of your former friends, bullies, and classmates are now living up their lives, having sex, making decent money and laughing about that autistic reject they knew from middle/high school.
You are fucked. You lost the game of life. But since our society coddles rejects and losers instead of allowing mother nature to take it's course, you are kept in this alive in this lifeless, indignant state where you are forced to observe the joys of life while never being able to take part in them. It's like your own personal hell and your fellow man are the demons which torture you.
When I was younger, I realized that people were selfish and cruel by nature, so I adjusted my social modus operandi and life choices to adapt to it.You however fell for the "people are naturally kind but clueless" meme and turned your cheeks when you were abused or bullied, thus ensuring your place at the bottom of the social hierarchy.
You will very likely never catch that "big brake" you are looking for, and as time goes on you will grow further and further away from ever getting laid.
Tell me, why do you keep going?
Why do I keep going?
I'm scared of dying
>>25735881
i don't want to hurt anyone. people suffering usually makes me sad
>>25735911
Death is peace.
>all these poor people playing the lottery
Kek lmao
>>25735762
Buying lottery tickets is one of the most ignorant things poor people do on a regular basis.
>>25735778
Wow, I thought people played it as a joke. Poor people are stupid lol
Who here \feelinglikeacuck\ right now
happened 2 weeks ago
> in class, no one sitting next to me because I like my leg room
> cute Asian girl comes into class, sits adjacent to me
> don't say a single word to her for the 2 hour lecture
> watch Asian porn for the next 2 weeks
feels bad man
>no one sitting next to me because I like my leg room
yep, that's totally why
keep telling yourself that buddy
>>25735812
For real though, some dude sat next to me at first, but I moved one seat away from him to have that leg room. But then that girl came in late and it would have been awkward to move while the professor was lecturing because I was kind of in the center/middle of class.
>>25735724
>tfw asian crush sits beside you to play casual vidya with you on her laptop
>she deliberately rubs against you the whole time
she probably thinks i'm ugly though and won't let me touch her
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