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I'm a senior
>18, not underage b&
She's a junior.
She and another guy were just staring at me awkwardly and when I looked at them I sort of just smiled and she smiled back.
Caught her a couple times looking at me, but she's never really talked to me before.
I'm sorry if this breaks robot code.
pic unrelated
robots? help?
>>25738243
Talk to her, if she's interested she will want to talk again. But if you catch her looking at you a couple of times that's a good sign.
No, she doesn't like you.
I'm trying something new bots. I'm going to stop giving a shit about finding a girlfriend and work on me. If you read any articles out there that aren't red pill, they say if you learn to love yourself, people will gravitate towards you. I'm hoping that by working on myself and becoming comfortable with myself, I'll actually get friends and maybe a gf will follow. Anyone done something similar and had success or failed miserably?
>>25737972
THIS.
THIS, DEAR ROBOTS, IS THE SUREST WAY TO SUCCESS WITH WOMEN.
I never had a girlfriend until like halfway through freshman year of college. I talked with girls, and wasn't a complete nincompoop, just never made it into a relationship.
But guess what?
I didn't give a crap.
Sure, I wanted a girlfriend just as bad as, if not more than the next guy. But I made up my mind to improve myself rather than throw myself at chicks constantly.
I now have a qt 3.14 girlfriend with giant boobs and hilarious sense of humor.
We've been together over a year.
It can all work out, robots.
Will answer questions if y'all have em.
That is exactly what the red pill says tho. Improve yourself, focus on yourself and hos will flock to you.
>>25737972
Bumping since this is actually quite a quality thread
How do I recover? I wasn't expecting her to respond
You could kill yourself
Send her a spam of suggestive smiley faces.
Sorry I meant to say "Hey"
>have major depression with psychosis
>prescribed risperidone and zoloft
>completely unable to ejaculate after 3 months
JUST
End yourself
>here is your reply
>>25737879
Y tho fampai?
>taking zoloft
>taking fucKING RISPERIDONE
nigger what are you doing
how long have you been taking them
Does anyone else here feel like mods have been deleting threads a lot more than they used to?
I was just in a thread about food and it got deleted, a thread I made the other day got deleted, hell it feels like a quarter of the threads I open these days get deleted before they 404.
Is anyone else noticing this?
>inb4 banned for noticing a trend about moderation when Global Rule 8 only describes complaining about it.
Moderation has been made just as shitty as it is on other boards ever since the last school shooting incident.
It doesn't help that the mods don't do anything about the tripfags.
>>25737853
>tfw janitors/mods deleted my food thread because they keep butter outside of the fridge and own Keurigs
Scum
>>25737885
>keep butter outside the fridge in it's own container
>use it for bread, cooking, anything
>because it's in a container it can sit there for easily two weeks without starting to go bad
>when I run out just take a new stick from the fridge and put it in
>easily accessable butter anytime I want it
Keep using hard sticks plebs
At least tell me when you have guests over you let the butter get to room temperature first instead of serving them cold butter or country crock.
>he doesn't steep his tea for the proper amount of time
>he eats buttered bread on a weekly or daily basis
>he keeps his ketchup in the fridge
>he eats rice cakes
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to keep ketchup in the fridge after you open it
>>25738008
>he doesn't keep his ketchup in the pantry after opening it
>he likes cold soggy ketchup on his steaks
>>25738008
fucking right? weird fuck
Hey robots. I just spent 10.5 months in a program with no computer access or anything else for that matter. What have I missed since the end of February?
(Pic related: that was the programs logo.)
Congratulations! You skipped the worst year!
>>25737784
You missed one of the best years for indie gaming and the worst for AAA
Last year was the official year that memes became 100% ingrained in mainstream culture (as opposed to 2010-2014, they were becoming gradually more and more popular)
Minions have flooded Facebook, which (Facebook) has recently developed a somehow more obnoxious version of meme culture which I call "Saturated Mainstremes"
Facebook is now normiebook
The SJWs peaked in power, thus with decieving everyone with two hoaxes: Mattress girl and ahmed
As mentioned before, minions from despicable me saturated the Internet at one point, and you still can't go for a few days without seeing a caption and a funny minion picture on normiebook
That's part of what happened on the Internet. I may not be right though.
Op what did you do? Was it like a camp that you went to or some kinda group you went to every week or so?
>>25737784
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren
originasda
i want everyone to be as miserable as i am
>>25737771
Why so edgy OP?
>>25737771
I want you to be happy, OP. Even if you don't want the same from me.
>>25737800
someone in my life is dying. i've been sleeping more than i've been awake. sometimes 14 hours. and i've only been able to stay awake for 8 hours before feeling tired. i have never looked anyone in the eye.
it's not that bad, but considering the infinite degrees of suffering that one can experience, i think my level of suffering ought to be normal and i don't think that anyone deserves happiness.
>first day of class
>back seats are full, only 1 spot next to a qt redhead grill
>theres plenty of empty seats in the front though
>decide to try to stop being a friendless virgin loser and sit next to qt grill
>5min later her male friend arrives late
>he has to sit in the front seats but both of them are talking back and forth, making signs etc
>she totally ignores me, doesnt even acknowledge my presence
>at the end of class she stands up and goes with her friend without saying anything to me
>feel like a massive loser thats just being a nuisance to others
>proceed to sit elsewhere next day
FUCK, am i just destined to forever being a loser? whats the proper thing to do in these situations?
Just focus on your class and ignore those dumb whores anon, you are in school go get a education not waste time on finding a gf
That five minute time span in which you didn't do shit was the moment you failed. You shouldn't have wasted your time, if you had been her friend by the time her other friend arrived she would've acknowledged you.
>>25737530
>implying a gf and hapiness isnt better than education
>implying people who have gfs and mental stability arent always more successful than losers
Is JODI the most wifeable r9k femanon here?
she's already been cummed on/in
so has marsha, so has nikki, and so has vicky
>>25737502
Who's Marsha?
>>25737458
>man-jaw
High test sloot
>posting on 4chan
>posting on arcanine
Red-flag, even a red-flag for KV robots
>11,000$ in debt
>they call me threatening shit almost daily
>300$ in bank
>400$ under my mattress
>rent house dont own car
Can they actually do anything?
Originally it was 15k and I started paying it off, but for the last 3 or 4 months Ive just ignored it
I feel like a dumbass for paying of any of it tbqh
>>25737448
Welcome to the machine
>>25737448
bait them and record calls, once they fuck up and break the law sue them
>>25737998
Its a legitimate loan, I should have said
It was from a bank, it was a legal loan, not some shady greaseball.
The calls are from a collections agency or the bank
You see 2 muslims about to rape on this white girl. What do you do robots?
>pop my ultimate
>stun them with my yellow card
>????
>tip fedora
>"no thanks needed, m'lady."
>>25737314
call the woman a whore
>>25737314
> Draw gun
> Fire
You know what else feels like a billion dollars?
>cumming inside pussy no condor with uncut penis
Inb4 child support
Do I even need to say it lotto cucks?
>>25737126
I have done it once.
She freaked out and had a shower.
>Tfw miss sex and gf so much
>>25737126
NEETcuck isn't it past your bedtime? Mommy said lights out by 9. Or do you want mommy to hit you again and make her kick you out? Tick tock Neetcuck before mommy comes and checks up on you.
>>25737126
>no condor
Nice meme skills you got there anon. I bet you activate your almonds too.
she's charging $1000 per hour
$1200 for no condom
should i do it?
You won't even last the whole hour.
>>25736938
if you're rich do it.
ask her if she takes credit
What the fuck happned? This board isn't even good for original content anymore. All it is are posts made by people that are trying way too hard to try to be robots, posting questions on why "normies xD" do certain things? This board is dead.
>>25736729
Agreed OP, this place is now just full of failures whining about how life hates them.
>>25736751
Where are all the failures whining about life sucks? All I see is meme-spouting redditors and /b/ tards on this board
>>25736751
Yeah, it's not even funny or satirical, it's just a bunch of circle jerkers making reddit tier jokes and calling them "dank memes", because that's just hilarious.
