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so yeah i think i should greentext this
>be me, hs senior, 2013, betafag but have many friends that are girls cause they like the teddy bear daddy type of guy
>they tell me stories and shit they tell nobody else, lean on me when they sit down, let me massage their head/hands/back, good stuff
>there's this qt junior that's really qt but im too beta to talk to her
>graduated april 2013, never talked to her once
>that summer after graduation, she added me on facebook and we talked for a while
>she's into weird stuff that i like. /x/ tier shit, some conspiracies and spoopy stories.
>she's basically a cyborg slowly descending into robo
>she loves harley quinn and sometimes we pretend we're harley and mr. j and i really get turned on
>we become really close and the conversations turned into deep smart-normie talks about life and the universe
>this continues for 2+ years, we're basically best friends
>she went into college, had some slutty friends and got a boyfriend.
>everything changed then. she doesn't have time to talk anymore. she became a normal person.
>after months of not talking i decided fuck it and let her go.
>dont talk to her anymore, act aloof in my chats and stuff.
>after 3 months of being in a relationship (fucking guy probably took my waifu's v-card) they break up.
>she starts posting stuff like pic related. (its the only post in english, we're feelipeenose)
>she lowkey posts about our pasts and even greeted me a very passive/aggressive? christmas greeting
does she want me back? im not sure if its me or some other dude. id like to think it's someone else and erase all my feelings for anyone
/halp/
>>25742310
OP here.
pic is her.
the delusions of a beta orbiter
gotta love it
>>25742310
and another one
OC MOFOS
Good morning, wagecuck. It's that time again.
Another day, another dollar.
Good morning neetcuck. Be sure to sulk around and not do anything with your life while I'm busy making $1400.
>>25742258
Thisthread is underrated.
I'm out of work for a while. I got cellulitis and blood poisoning from shooting heroin into my foot with dirty needles. I almost died. I had to go to the ER and get IV antibiotics and now I can't go out into the sunlight until I finish my prescription.
So now I'm just laying around bored out of my mind and sober. It fucking sucks. I want to kill myself every morning when I wake up and don't have my traditional morning hit sitting there waiting for me.
how do I get dubs r9k? xD
Just b urself desu famalam
Check 'em, bitch
Original originaly
Fuck my life my parents are disappoint
What "happy" music do you listen to when you're sad?
>not listening to depressing music when sad
Beatlas and beach boys all day long,
>>25742157
this
go fuck yourself op
Rest in Power Aaron Swartz (Nov 8, 1986 - Jan 11, 2013)
>3 Years without The Prophet
>3 Years without Our Martyr
>3 Years without Our Chosen One, The Ascended, The Beautiful One
>3 Years since the FBI murdered him
Oh, fuck. The ride never ends. The U.S. "National Security" Empire never stops. They will consume everything. They can't even control policy anymore. The State is compartmentalized; all power to the Black Operations groups!
>Unaccountable
>Secret
>Explicitly anti-democratic
The CIA totalitarian state is encroaching upon us.
Where will you be when The Habbening Goes Down?
>>25742102
>You will always be in our hearts.
>We will never forget those who did this to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUt5gjqNI1w
he literally did nothing but pirate academic papers. I'll never understand the dick riding with him.
>>25742126
Yes, Champion! Stick to the official story, anon-kun!
>tfw 24
>fembot
>not a virgin
>no husband
>no kids
The future doesn't look very bright for me.
>>25742071
Asians cant be robots
>>25742071
Should have kept your pussy closed roastie. You're worthless now.
>>25742071
Meh. You're still pretty young. My sister is 29 with no husband or kids and she lives at home with my parents. Seems happy enough. Dates guys that beat her and plays softball.
What makes Australians so goddamn uncivilized?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
We're more civilised than you, ya drongo cunt
>>25742087
>loses a war against a few thousand birds
>uncivilized
TOP KEK
I'd imagine it's their environment.
The most important thing in life is OTHER PEOPLE.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't.
The most important thing in life is yourself, because without yourself you can't even interact with other people.
Boom.
other ppl are retarded as fuck tho
annoying self centered retards who constantly need to talk about their fucking life like it has any value
i wish i could tell ppl irl to gb2facebook
>>25741873
You would be worth nothing without other people.
>>25741916
Your life would be shit if you couldn't hear about the lives of others.
Hello /r9k/, I think ai' starting to like my friend's exgf, would you date your friend's ex?
I know you robots would date a rock if you could but I wanna read your opinions
Do not do it unless you have your friend's blessing to do so. Even then, you should avoid this at all costs.
>>25741665
Why avoid it?
>>25741653
Stealing his gf? Sure thing.
Making her break up with him to be with me?
Sure.
Picking up his leftovers? No thanks.
Also I think it'd be pretty weird to know who's dick touched her face in the past.
Memes people 8-10 years won't laugh at. Used to love this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN3EnanKbhM
>>25741500
Comb yo beard
>>25741581
CAUSE A NIGGA GANGSTA
>>25741500
I don't know why I found these funny as a kid. Now I can't even chuckle at them.
What is so hard to understand about this picture?
I dropped out of highschool(which I do not recommend by tue way) but I busted my ass, and now at 27 years old I am making 6 figures doing maintenance and repair on heavy mining machinery, which I learned in the US Navy.
Why is my generation literally "gimmiegimmiegimmiegimme!!!!!!!! #feelthebern"
because living to work is fucking retarded
lol, complete delusion
>>25741534
says the guy making no money.
>assuming from attitude.
/Britfeel/ im at work eating crisps wheres the thread edition
>>25741338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
Thread theme
who /spendallnightcrying/ here?
my life is a joke, can't even go ahead and od on weed because I don't know any one to get it from
>>25741798
I know where you're coming from, but i'm 29 and the joke just makes me laugh now.
Should i buy thoses? Are they fashionable?
They are only 54 yuroshekels
I really want to fit in with normies.
>tfw only wore vans in the last two years
General shoe dicussion
>>25741320
Those are fag tier. Stick with Vans. Also, wtf are you paying 54 euros for shoes? They were cheap as shit when I was over there.
It seems like a lot of people are moving away from skateboarding shoes and transitioning to running shoes. For whatever fucking reason.
Depends on how the rest of your outfit looks like.
i really wanna fuck girls
na
u want hotpoket
>>25741283
we all do, get a job
i have a job, its comfy as fuck
How does /r9k/ feel about girlpussy? Is it better than bp?
both are gross unless you're high
yes
vaginal sex is so much better than anal it's not even comparable
>>25741182
>not shaving your ass hairs
also
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