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>tfw you fantasize about being able to hold a conversation
I don't think normies understand how autistic some of us are. I can talk but I don't move my face. I have manually control my body language which is instantly recognizable as fake. I will never be accepted.
>just let her do the talking anon :^)
>tfw you fantasize about being the leader of a group of friends
Who /powerball/ here?
Bought 50$ worth.
Gonna get my fucking ultimate NEETBUX.
i literally would but I just feel embarrassed by the idea of buying tickets at the convenience store when I never do that. The same guys work there so they'd know I'm just hopping on the powerball train like a fucking noob faggot.
>>25730458
JUST DO IT
ultimate neetbux my friend, you could literally afford to have normie friends and stacies
>>25730433
I read once that if you spend 15 minutes driving to a newsagent to buy a ticket, you're eight times more likely to die in a car crash on the way than win the jackpot
>inb4 gotta be init to winit
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>>25730199
Are we talking about Star Wars? The latest movie wasn't bad. I don't have much to say about it other than Kylo and Rey should've been a couple.
To me it's absolutely necessary in a gf, but I want to hear how others feel about this.
>>25729674
100% Required
No Hymen No Diamond
Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji Kuji KujiKuji
>>25729750
Hachikuji is definitely best girl.
How do people fail university?
I'm in a le STEM major and only put in 1-2 hours a weekday on average and have a 3.0.
I skip at least half my classes and am really not that "smart".
I really don't think it's that fucking difficult. It's like you have to go out of your way to fail.
And people fail liberal arts degrees? what the fuck? am I missing something?
I'm a nursingfag and I barely study and I have a 3.4 GPA. I wish I studied more my freshman year, because I'd have a GPA around 3.6 to 3.7. A lot of people I know study their asses off and just barely pass. I don't get it either.
I had a psychotic episode and I had to drop out of college. Can't really handle studying with my fucked up brain so I'm doomed to a life of minimum wage jobs unless I can get disability with my bipolar diagnosis, which I doubt I will. If my dad or my grandma dies though I could live off their money for multiple years. Death come soon.
OP here let me just elaborate a bit.
I spend maybe 1.5 hours a day grinding out homework or studying, that leaves about 15 hours to jack off and smoke weed and do whatever the fuck I want.
15 fucking hours left. Is that not good enough for some of you retards?
Post a photo from a time when you were happy
>>25728853
Shit man.
Reading "a time when you were happy" literally made me start crying.
>>25728883
lmao kill yourself faggot
>>25728883
autist baby
why don't you use me anymore anon?
I used you an hour ago, you made me look like the dumbest cunt in the world.
Fuck you.
Fuck everyone who ever lied about my being talented or funny.
I hate you almost as much as I hate myself.
>>25726204
and you know what?
If you weren't a gift, I'd slap some fucking mustard, cheese, lettuce, and ham on you and eat you like a sandwich you piece of garbage.
But instead I'll shove you in a drawer and forget.
Because you served your purpose; you taught me that if I can't draw in ms paint with a mouse, I can't draw with an expensive tablet either.
Rest in peace Alan Rickman.
Snape? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25743583
>69
>69
Holy shit what is going on?
>>25743583
Jesus Christ. It's always cancer though isn't it. Everyone gets cancer eventually.
Ey robots, I'm 18 years old and i never had attraction to boys but i dreamed i was gay a week ago annd i have this paranoia... how did you know you were gay?
Hand to God. I had a dream that Ted Danson violently raped me. My ass even hurt in the dream. I would imagine realistically, although I have no frame of reference.
I don't know why I dreamt that. I'm pretty sure I'm not gay. I get sick to my stomach when I see gay stuff.
>>25742544
I have the same feel, i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 12 yo it's a obssesive throught
>how did you know you were gay?
Easy:
I fell in love with other boys.
I was sexually attracted to other boys
>normie family blocks me from the router to encourage me going outside
>change computer id and mac address
>have internet again
if they want to disable my internet theyll have to disable it for themselves as well
or they could just make a whitelist
>tfw live alone now and nobody can stop me from wasting my life on 4chan
>>25742476
>Make you go outside
Are you 12?
Since we're a rare commodity on this board now, ask a 21 year old virgin anything.
>>25742197
Why haven't you lost your virginity? Are you ugly? Or a social retard?
>>25742499
I am a 28 year old virgin. I haven't lost it cause I was bullied as a kid and never learned to socialize.
Most couples meet via mutual friends.
i'm 22 year old virgin so why qwould i ask you anything
The girl who interviewed me for an office job looked no older than 21.
She even replied to a text during the interview
Okay and? She's probably smarter and more competent than you. Deal with it.
>>25742130
this. girls > guys lol <3
>>25742130
NO SHE'S A STACIE BITCH WITH A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE
Share your womanly feels here
>Tfw someone compliments your outfit for once
>tfw anybody talks to me
>tfw cunt stinks
>>25741730
Let me smell it.
>be friends with girl for a long time
>friendship turns into a friends with benefits thing.
>girl is a shy, sweet virgin without any other friends. Solid 8/10 too.
>it's solely a fwb thing no feelings. No actual sex just kissing fingers and oral
>girl gets a bf. Not even a Chad just some kinda boring guy
>Remain friends through bf, but she hates him and he's a complete dick to her
>8 months later she breaks up with him and confesses to have feelings for me
>realize I might feel the same way
>"oh by the way I had sex with him about 900 times. No I'm not joking that's the real number lol"
>I'm still a virgin
>can't even look at her anymore
I'm completely disgusted and heartbroken and I'm not sure why. Is this normal in a relationship? I mean it was just one guy, yes, but average 4 to 6 times a day for 8 months? despite the guy constantly shit talking her and cheating? Is this just how often people do it in a relationship? I'm disgusted even thinking a it this girl that was an adorable, shy as hell, virgin fucking someone literally almost a thousand times in 8 months.
I feel sick even thinking about it, but am I over reacting? I've never been in a relationship so I have no idea.
>>25741226
>it's solely a fwb thing no feelings. No actual sex just kissing fingers and oral
How the hell does that happen between two adults?
>>25741315
Two awkward virgins who have never done any of those things before, are eachothers only friends, and religious upbringing
>>25741226
You've probably shot a load onto her face but you're going to whine that some other dude that she was in a relationship with "for reals" put his penis in her vagina and you're still a virgin. If you both like each other you can be the next lucky dude putting his penis in her vagina. What's the deal?
Is democracy and democratic ideals the modern plague of today's world? Why or why not?
It seems to be a breeding ground for degeneracy. Giving freedom and civil rights to those who don't deserve it, nor earned. With it, you get feminism, BLM, SJWs, Islam tolerance, Merkel, socialism, multiculturalism, and a whole slew of other shit that damages the US.
fuck you professor, your class is bullshit and i quit.
>>25741207
No. It just needs a source of virtue morality to work correctly.
We used to have Protestantism/the Bible. China/Japan have Confucianism.
What we need is a strong secular argument for virtue morality--i.e. philosophy in the antiquarian sense.
We need Aristotles to tell the people why they're a bunch of fucking degenerates and they need arete.
>>25741207
Pure democracy, yes, but more so pure capitalism. Both are founded upon the inherently immoral and destructive value of self interest
