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how is /neetlife/ treating you robots?
>wake up whenever
>order an extra large cheese pizza and a coke
>eat 2/3 of the pizza while watching south park
>have a 1 hour long fap session
>take a nap
>wake up 2 hours later
>eat the rest of the pizza while watching american dad
>play vidya til early in the morning
>>25739254
that sounds fuckin awful desu senpai
>go to bed around 2-3am
>wake up around 11
pretty comfy desu.
>>25739254
Sounds awesome tbqh, reminds me of summer in high school
I'd probably get tired of it though after a few months though.finally a neet thread that isn't wagebait
Can lonely lesbians and robots be friends andmaybe practice being lovers with each other?
>>25739205
I feel like this would work better in anime than real life, and even then if a lesbian practiced sex and romance with a guy she'd sort of cease to be lesbian.
>tfw no lesbian bff to fap to porn with
>waahh im a girl but im still lonely
You have to post the last pic you saved on Facebook for your whole family to see.
How screwed are you?
Starting with mine - megascrewed
I dont have a facebook but I think my family would get a lel out of this
>>25739190
I'm very safe.
I think it'd go well.
>Mom enjoys me but thinks I should be living on my own at 23
>finally give in and become a part time office wagecuck to make her happy
I'm not exactly happy to be working but it's nice to not be dead broke all the time.
I can now afford to either live alone and have about $300/mo to spend after rent and bills, or live with roommates who are looking to get a 3 bedroom apartment and asked me. I'll have about $1000/mo to spend after rent and bills if I take that route.
Do you guys like living alone or with someone else more? I feel like I'd be genuinely happier living on my own but I don't want to be fucked if an emergency happens since I live in the land of no free healthcare.
Besides financial stuff, are there any actual disadvantages to living alone?
>>25739014
Living alone is better, do you want your food eaten? Your soap used? Your toothpaste used? Roommates just use all your shit
>>25739037
are those little things worth ~$700?
>>25739135
It adds up and it's annoying coming home and not having any food because your roommate had people over and they ate all your food.
you know what, fuck powerball, $20 million is enough to live off anyway. who /optimistic/ here?
>>25738993
>Wasting your time on this jewish scheme
We're proles, anon. Lower class, paycheck to paycheck, blue collar. They're trying to peddle a cure all in the form of a financial escape. Take your money and buy a cigarette or a bottle of whiskey. Let the rich be rich and the poor be poor.
>>25739030
No one will ever admit this to themselves, anon.
>>25738993
>20 million is "enough"
you stupid fucking white nigger, most people work over 50 years to make $1 million.
1 million is enough to live normally for your entire life, or even get really rich if you invest properly.
20 million is a huge fucking amount.
![man-cave-1280x1264-what-is-the-man-cave-moyuc-com_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/77CAYke.jpg "man-cave-1280x1264-what-is-the-man-cave-moyuc-com 1[1]")
Why don't you guys just give up on finding a GF and focus on building your ultimate ManCave?
Built on the foundation of countless generations of losers, they spend their days working to perfect their cave in all it's glory. The perfect chair setup. The mini fridge. The arcade machines. Making the room sound proof to blast the speakers. Wireless everything. Huge shaggy carpets. Doritos, Mt. Dew and Vodka setting up in the freezer. Building your ultimate rig, saving months to buy that 1080p wall projector to play your games in 110"!
A GF would only ruin your man cave.
>>25738848
real men have workshops - not faggoty "man caves" full of toys.
>>25738911
Not OP, but let me tell you ive got the ultimate Pc based gaming workshop. Even if no gf living alone has its benefits.
48:9 fgm
>mancave
more like cuckshed
The whole house should be man's domain
>tfw your dad catches you fucking your ass with a vibrator
Crap.
>>25738767
That's embarrassing
How did he respond, OP?
timestamp or fake faggot
Who here /badteeth/?
I went to the dentist last week and the lady dentist said my teeth are the prettiest teeth she's seen in years.
I also live in a negro neighborhood so that's not saying much.
I am a shut-in for several years and the last time I was at a dentist was probably 8-9 years ago. My teeth are fucked. Not like OPs picture, but they are starting to rot away. Feels bad man.
Oh yeah. Never got braces ,still have 2 blatant fangs. I've never realized that this may be a key factor as to why women are not attracted to me.
> why would you want to see a picture of my snagle-puss?
>5 years a hikki
>Have to start work for the dole/slavery for poverty next month
Has anyone done this shit?
If I can't find a criminal coworker to sell me drugs then I don't think i'm going to make it.
halp ausbots
It's terrible m8. I use to do it at a Salvos shop.
>>25739541
If you just left early or not showed up for a day would that mean the end of your pay?
Or did your supervisors not really care?
I have actually contracted aids. I have fucked one person in my entire life, and she gave me aids. One person.
I never had a meaningful relationship in my life until a few years ago. I met a Chinese girl on interpals and we started a LDR. I met her last year in China, and we made love during our trip. She said she was a virgin (and on the pill) so we used no protection.
I got back March last year with no problems. Last week I got a very severe flu and went to the doctor. I have aids. Fucking aids.
One person. One. And I got fucking aids.
How can people even blame us for being bitter? How can they say we don't try? I went to the other side of the world for a gf. I was willing to help a girl who deserved a better life, and I was rewarded with aids. Fucking aids.
Why?
I've been crying ever since the doctor told me. It just isn't fair. I didn't party it up and sleep around, I tried to be the nice guy and help a sweet kind hearted Chinese girl. I got aids. I haven't even told her yet, I don't even know what the fuck to say to her. I loved her.
I'm currently at the edge of a national park crying in my car. Some anon here give me some hope, anything, that my life isn't fucked. I'm tempted to start walking and never turn back, just fucking go full into the wild and disappear. This isn't fucking fair.
The doctor gave me the whole speech of how it's manageable bla bla bla. He didn't understand though. My entire life I always had that hope, that someday I'd meet the girl. I thought I had met her for fucks sake. But this virus is literally the end of that hope. No woman, NONE, will want to be with someone who not only has AIDS but its a fucking loner too.
Isn't it hard as fuck to get AIDS though straight vaginal penis sex?
Your story doesn't check out
>>25738484
Yes, but certain things (like open wounds) can make it a lot easier. It is possible she had a cut in her mouth or something when we kissed, I don't know.
Normies get out. You had sex and got what you deserved for taking our sweet virgin Asian girls.
>January 14th
>Nothing has changed
>Still no gf, no job, no friends
>Still dreaming of what could be (pic related)
Anyone made any progress yet?
>>25738312
Have you installed linux yet?
>>25738312
>Implying I maintain any delusions of adequacy
>>25738312
No. Not at all. Originality is not fun.
alright shitbags, listen up. i was on 4chan from around 2004-2010, gave it up after a while because it seemed asinine. because face it, it is. well some backstory, i was your average /b/tard idiot, no friend life, virgin, games and anime only, waifu, etc. one day i decided fuck that and that i would change, stopped going on 4chan and started trying to make IRL friends. eventually met a few in college and started having sex on the fairly regular with random OK Cupid chicks, most of them below 5/10 but honestly when you're 22 y/o and a virgin.. you get it.
flash forward to around 3 years ago, meet a girl on OK Cupid and started dating. so yeah, i finally did that thing all of you constantly go on about, tfw actual GF. of course at first i was extremely happy, but then the novelty wore off and i realized that getting a GF for the first time at 26 is a terrible fucking idea because you have absolutely no reference for what's to be expected or how to act. she's a fine girl, the problem is with me and honestly once a socially awkward fuck, always a socially awkward fuck.
anyway, relationship basically is just one fight after the other of me going DOWEEE like god damn Fred Flintstone, except this is real life and not remotely funny. what you people don't realize is that a GF is not some fucking thing you buy at Best Buy, they are a person and like any relationship they require work, but when you are intimate with someone that work is amplified by 100.
being in a relationship has been the worst thing that has ever happened to me. i have gained 50 pounds and my anxiety has increased so much i have tremors and jaw issues from grinding my teeth all day long. i live in perpetual fear that i'm going to fuck something up again and perpetual guilt that all my disgusting /b/tard fetishes still can't be explored because real women are abhorred by that shit.
i long for one goddamn night when i could just sit on my ass and play games and watch anime like a total NEET loser. i'm sure somewhere out there is a cute /b/tard chick who's perfect in every way, but honestly that person probably doesn't exist. if you REALLY want tfw real GF, take a real hard look at yourself and what you want to do, because chances are if you go on this forum you're doing all kinds of shit that no one is going to accept in a relationship and you are going to have to change.
i know the grass is always greener but i've been on both sides, i've been the NEET weeaboo and i've been the guy with a good job in a stable relationship and both have their ups and downs. the degree to which you fucks oversimplify life is just too much. if you are a weak person down inside like me then honestly it ain't worth it unless you can find someone who is equally as detached and autistic, but god damn good fucking luck.
>>25738216
feel ya m8. relationships take a bit of practise and the chances of meeting your soul mate on attempt #1 is pretty fuckin low. my advice is if its bad like this now its never gonna get better. dump her before she cheats or dumps you. you'll feel bad for a few days maybe a week but then youll be happy again with stories to tell and a renewed sense of confidence.
>>25738216
>>25738238
I have no idea how you can have an active socially life and not know how to act around a girl.
How's the diet coming anons?
>>25738080
i just ate an entire costco pizza all by myself
to answer your questionnot great
>>25738112
Cheat days are fine, just don't make them a habit.
>>25738153
>cheat day
>entire pizza
brah you'll never make it
Would you date an autistic gf /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
jesus christ no
>>25737605
>furry
>probably a lesbian
I would be fine with an autistic girl but this isn't even remotely dateable material
>>25737605
is this autism? pretty sure it is something else
Hey /r9k/
I don't normally come to this board but /b/ was of no help to me. I apologize if this is considered off-topic.
A few weeks ago, in a moment of intimacy, I introduced my girlfriend to Ball Friend.
Ball Friend is a water balloon that brings me much joy and delight, an all-around wonderful companion. However, my girlfriend thought it was weird. First she laughed, then when she saw I was serious she told me it was weird.
A few months before this, I had a different Ball Friend who was resting in the bathtub when my girlfriend popped it by accident.
I was incredibly distraught but she thought I was just messing around.
Every time I mention Ball Friend now she gets weirded out. She says it's not normal, that it's "just a balloon wrapped in a towel," and that I sound like a creep whenever I talk about Ball Friend.
How do I get her to understand that it isn't weird and that having Ball Friend is good for me?
I think she would enjoy the company of Ball Friend if she just got over herself about it.
I would like to iterate that Ball Friend is /NOT/ for any sort of sick, sexual pleasure. It's just for /platonic/ comfort.
what the actual fuck... um
>>25737602
>>>/b/ is back there faggot. Don't come back here.
>>25737651
Like I said, /b/ was no help.
They told me to get a cat, but I already have cats.
