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So this is what passes for female 'comedy'....
Plz respond is this real
DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO DUDE
Women are the most uncreative and disgusting creatures
I have a girlfriend that I dont have any feelings for. She was meant to be a practice gf but she got way too needy and attached. What are some fun things I can do before I end it. Or better yet what are ways I can make her subtly unattracted to me. Any fun ideas?
I was in the same boat, Anon.
>she got so attached that I literally couldn't break up with her
>I started treating her like shit so she broke up with me.
>fell in love with another girl very hard
>friendzone
>miserable as fuck
>almost fucked up my entire life
>got another gf, but it's long distance and I don't really have feelings
what do?
>>25734549
OP here
>dated girl as rebound
>wanted to practice my slick moves
>she actually fell for it
>score.jpeg
>realize she is slowly becoming obsessed with me
>she gets upset that I wont text her every day
>said she doesnt think I have feelings for her
>tfw I dont have feelings for her
>lie and say I do
>I need to get her to stop being so obsessed
Happened to me as well, she was waaay to attached. Found it hard to break up with her normaly so I just ignored her for a few days, then we went out and I got drunk and broke it off, kinda accidentally ended up humiliating her in public
Why do niggers stink like shit?
Nice troll.
>>25734405
they dont shower
>>25734625
hello reddit!
You already made this thread you autist. Take your circlejerk to /pol/
why can't we be normal?
Becouse of shit
"normie" is an insult, a derogatory term
why would you want to be a normie?
>>25735143
Normies seem happy. I want to be happy.
http://www.occupydemocrats.com/virginia-republican-wants-schools-to-check-childrens-genitals-before-using-bathroom/
I wish somebody had done that at my school
Now its grown too big and I'm too poor and too scared to see a doc :/
>>25734180
memes r real
asdf
>>25734180
You fucking mong, go to a god damn doctor. A medical is nothing compared to having potential cancer of your genitals that could spread.
guys, do you think marica hase has a boyfriend?
she's so beautiful and i want to be her bf
>>25734074
she's done scenes with niggers before
C U C K
>>25734109
>marica hase
she craves white cock bro
I actually met her IRL! Sweet, bubbly girl. Saw her in a meeting at the AVNs with her managers. This was back in like, 2013. No words if she has a boyfriend or not, but most porn stars have boyfriends or husbands who act as their managers, or are in the adult industry in some other way.
>born in small rural village
>just want to move to big city
How?
i don't know but millions do it every month.
urbanization
>>25734035
>just want to move to big city
No you don't.
I live in quite a big city (30k citizens) and this is hell.
I want to seclude myself and just make crops grow for sustenance.
>>25734088
30k? Nigga shut da fuck up a big city has millions
>good career, six figure salary, but socially inept
>go on a sugar baby website for the hell of it
>start talking to one girl
>hit it off real well
>she wants $2000 a month to just be a girlfriend
>ask her why we need to bring money into it, we get along well, we can just be together
>she says she "doesn't get into relationships with fucking losers" despite being all over my dick the minute before
>point out her act and tell her she's nothing but a glorified hooker
>insists she's not a hooker as I leave
I should have listened about women.
>>25733911
You've been redpilled, anon. It's all uphill from here.
Use your financial powers to destroy the enemy.
silly OP if you go to a site for whores you will find whores
>goes on site explicitly made for men who want to pay a woman to date them
>gets mad when a woman he meets on there wants him to pay her to date him
>conclude women are whores
That's like going to a vegetarian restaurant, complaining they don't have meat, then shitposting on the internet how no restaurants near him serve meat.
And men say women are the stupid ones.
I just got fucked so hard by my autism
>be me
>senior in high school
>sitting in math class, talking with my only autist friend
>make clever lehue meme
>"dont come to school tomorrow heh heh"
>fast forward one hour later, get called into deans office
>what the fuck
>"Hey Anon, I have some reports of you making some terroristic threats about shooting up the school. Some students feel as if their safety has been compromised. You know we have a 0 tolerance policy on this, it is a serious offense. Threatening to shoot up a school is considered a felony you're lucky you're not getting jail time."
>sweating bullets
>stammer out y-yeah but i-it was a j-j-joke
>"That isn't a very funny joke anon, I'm afraid I have to suspend you from school tomorrow while administration figures out what to do about this situation."
>realize I have truly fucked up, go home to parents ripping me a new asshole
>atleastigotadayoff.png
>next day, find out I am not allowed to go to normal school, instead I am forced to go to an "alternative learning center"
>no idea what the fuck that is, oh well it starts at 9 and there are no classes just free hours so it doesnt sound that bad
>inforasurprise.cr2
>arrive at "alternative learning center". Nothing but niggers.
>I mean literally niggers as far as the eye can see in this school
>these niggers are swarming the school, speaking in ebonics and grunting.
>Im scared shitless. these mongoloids are all in here on probation for drug abuse and assault.
>start trashing my normal school for having lunch accounts when they get the superior nigger friendly welfare lunch
>mfw I remember what my dean said
>>"You're lucky you're not getting jail time"
>>>literally sends me to a concrete building full of niggers with subsidized meals that I am not allowed to leave.
>>>>tfw I ruined my own life with a shit tier meme
>>25733870
Johnny boy autism aint good for the soul hold it in next time eh?
>>25733870
Well, you kinda deserve it, you put yourself in that situation
Next time try to put more thought into your fake stories. The art of posting bait is to make it somewhat believable.
what do you robots think about bill burr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhZ2XS08aQ
>>25733791
I like him, he's a pretty funny guy. I like the one where he just screams at the audience at one of his gigs in Philly.
Entertaining but not my favorite. His podcasts make me laugh driving to work.
>>25733791
He married a nigger, and a fucking cunt-y nigger at that. Either he has no self respect or he's an idiot. I liked his shit before he started sucking that PC cock.
How do ausbots do it?
>Humidity: 24%
What a fucking joke.
>>25733830
Yeah, I spent a month in Vegas where it would reach upwards of 115 degrees, but the humidity is nothing. It's a little shocking to be in air that hot, and you wouldn't want to stand out there for too long, but it's not even as generally uncomfortable as 85 degrees with a dew point of 75 (South FL).
JUST SWEAT MY SHIT UP
huniepop thread?
who is best gril and why is it tiffany
>>25733644
momo also acceptable
Tsundere bitch is best girl. All other girls are shit
>>25733644
tiffany
>dumb as a rock
>the high school stacey of huniepop
momo
>daddy issues
>tries too hard to act cute
Aiko is the perfect woman. mature, smart, sarcastic, funny and a bit sassy
>pulled out in front of a school bus today on purpose
>bus driver had to slam on his brakes and come to a near stop from full speed in the matter of 2 seconds
>I sped away
>normies blown the fuck out
good job, senpaitachi. show those kids who's boss.
>>25733631
>leaving your house
Fuck of normie chad
Maybe next time you'll just die in the resulting wreck
Powerball dream thread
What would you do if you won tonight?
Me?
>buy french chateau mansion in huge plot of land with many hiking trails, streams, and beautiful natural flora
>Buy a small tropical island in the pacific and build a nice house on it and use that as a vacation home (pic related)
>go car crazy buying everything from Lambos to Ferrari's to shit box hondas
>take a year and travel around the whole world
>use my money to get incredibly beautiful girls I would never normally have a chance in hell with to have sex with me
>upgrade my wardrobe from a stylist and get a fitness trainer to get me looking sexy as hell
>start livestreaming me playing videogames (will be popular because of my initial shot of fame with that biggest lottery in history) and just connect and answer questions to my fans and use this chance to raise money for charity
>learn how to scuba dive, ride a motorcycle, learn spanish and italian and french and maybe some asian, and take up boxing
>have sex with best friends girlfriend (offer her/both of them money)
>buy myself a doggie companion
hire a hitman so he can kill me
>>25733523
>Buy a comfy house in Montana/Kansas
>Live there
That's it. Fuck. I would be happy with so little.
>tfw you purchase lottery tickets just to fantasize about financial independence
stop shilling your stupid lottery you fucking faggot
Good night, /r9k/.
Remember, every time you go to sleep, there is a chance you will wake up next to your waifu, or not at all.
My waifu is dead, no there isn't
I'm staying up late tonight!!
But goodnight to you, anon
>>25734931
oh man the faggot is back
have you told your normies friends yet that not only do you trip but you avatarfag too on your bitter virgin interweb forum??!
