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>Intelligent
>Perfect body
>Honest
>Shy
>Slightly tsundere
>Probably shitposts on the internet
Why is Kirisu the perfect gf material?
She isn't even top 3 girl.
>>25465409
coz it's 2d and it's fiction so she can be anything the designer wants
Christina has delicious legs.
>tfw no girlfriend
she could be completely average
she could be below average
she could be a complete nutcase or a turbo SJW
she could be a bitch
i don't care
i just want somebody
>tfw no gf
She could even be imaginary.
I wouldn't mind slowly losing my mind as long as I was hallucinating a gf that loved me, one that I could touch, smell and feel. I wouldn't mind that at all.
>>25465799
>>25465289
>women never experience this degree of loneliness
>"WOMEN CAN BE ROBOTS TOO SHITLORD"
>>25465799
You literally described a tulpa.
Just saw this in a store. Discuss.
I would shoop a female version but even the cheesiest, rankest ham beast could get some beta orbiters.
>>25465189
Just make one about things women do that guarantee they will never find a husband.
>>25465112
Is there anything a woman can do that guarantees she won't be dating or having sex?
Which candidate does /r9k/ side with most?
https://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>>25465101
I haven't paid any attention to any candidates who aren't Trump so I have no idea who this is.
>science issues
>>25465101
>Which candidate r9k does side with most?
Reminder that everyone on this board will be sad and alone forever. You are the runts of the litter and should kill yourselves.
>>25465064
This hurts ya know...
That's what normies would like us to do. As we are inferior they think we should just bend over, take their abuse and deal with our inferior position in society. Either that or kill ourselves. But what we should do is become NEETs and leech off as much as we can. Lots of normies get pretty mad about that. So at least there is that.
>>25465064
Imagine murdering this bitch.
Now there's something she really doesn't want.
>tfw no redpill bf
>>25464967
Ahhh, wanna kissie?
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.
How about a black pill bf?
Would you fuck or date these girls? If you wouldn't seriously fuck or date any of these girls and have a problem with the way they act, talk, or dress, then you're not a real man, and you need to take some testosterone supplements or start working out til you become one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPNLqNlOUc
any guy here saying he wouldn't want these bitches is lying to himself
>muh muh muh anime waifu
Your anime waifu doesn't look like this.
goddamn these bitches are hot
Why aren't you dating a party girl?
What do you guys use to socialize online?
>tfw no r9k mumble
I don't go anywhere but here and have no real friends. It's like I'm addicted to shitty choices.
>>25464621
you don't ever feel the need to hear people's voices?
>>25464678
asmr, women care about you for whole 30mins
>tfw you fell for the girls like skinny guys meme and didn't workout through highschool
Should be illegal for women to pretend they don't like muscle Chads around underage males.
>>25464581
>I listened to a piece of shit that only lanklets pass around to make themselves feel better because I'm a gullible moron
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fucking girls 2bh
Teenage girls like skinny guys with bodies like Robert Pattinson had in the Twilight movies, meaning with visible muscle definition.
They don't like twig shaped faggots.
>tfw I make my coworker draw fan fiction of this skinny qt crossdressing
>skinny qt is visibly uncomfortable when I show it to him.
>I tell him I want to rail him with a strap on while he's wearing a skirt
He's started growing a patchy beard and eating more
Has anyone decided what to have on this edition of /britfeel/ yet edition
>>25464465
we need to change the Jobcentre logo and replace it with Universal Credit or something
Just found a box full of photos and stuff of me and my ex gf from 3 years ago.
I looked so much better and was so happier back then, now I'm nearly 25 and wasting away... Couldn't bear to look at them much more, had to shove them in my wardrobe.
>http://youtu.be/Z-DUVMLE_6k_Bonsai
>The average 4chan user is an addict and isolated, alone, with normally only one source of solace to turn to.
What do you turn to when things get bad robots?
>"we need more STEM!"
>"Everything else is saturated!"
>check an actual study and do some back of the envelope math instead of listening to underage echo chamber faggots on 4chan
rank and amount per 10,000 bachelors degrees awarded each year
Here is the top ten just to give you an idea what we're looking at here
>#1 with 814 - Business Management
>#2 with 539 - General business
>#3 with 463 - Accounting
>#4 with 448 - Nursing
>#5 with 404 - Psychology
>#6 with 352 - Communications
>#7 with 315 - Marketing
>#8 with 287 - General education
>#9 with 279 - Elementary education
>#10 with 251 - English
basically bullshit degrees that everyone knows is saturated without a doubt and didn't even need to look at this list, but now take a look at what we apparently need so badly...
>#11 with 243 - Computer science
>#14 with 206 - Biology
>#17 with 168 - Electrical engineering
>#23 with 132 - General engineering
>#24 with 132 - Mechanical engineering
>#30 with 91 - Mathematics
>#31 with 83 - Civil engineering
>#33 with 83 - CIS
>#37 with 64 - Chemistry
>#46 with 49 - Computer engineering
>#51 with 43 - Chemical engineering
>#62 with 34 - Industrial engineering
>#73 with 25 - Physics
>#75 with 24 - IS
>#89 with 18 - Biochemical sciences
>#92 with 17 - Microbiology
>#100 with 15 - Aerospace engineering
cont.
cont.
Now, there are about 2,000,000 bachelors degrees awarded each year
2,000,000/10,000 = 200
200 x the number that graduate in whatever major you're looking at to get the real number
now if we look back at how many people are actually graduating EACH YEAR with BACHELORS degrees in these fields...
>CS = 48,600
>Biology = 41,200
>EE = 33,600
>ME = 26,400
>Math = 18,200
>CivE = 16,600
>Chemistry = 12,800
>CompE = 9,800
>ChemE = 8,600
>IE = 6,800
>Physics = 5,000
>AeroE = 3,000
I happen to think that you all have no idea what you're talking about.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/264547519/WIW2-FullReport
You're fucking retarded, what makes something oversaturated isn't just the number of degrees given out, it's also the number of job opportunities. The reason why stem is the way to go is because the number of job opportunities are growing.
>>25464348
>"i'm in STEM and just got my world fucking destroyed"
it's okay, don't take it out on me.
Greetings Robots!
I finished the guide I was writing for you last night. Here it is. I hope it will help you.
There will be improvements made to it in the future, based on your questions and requests.
It covers pretty much 90% of the things you have asked me in the past.
I won't stay too long tonight; I work tomorrow.
Normally, I'm here for your questions and such, but tonight I will simply dump a lot of useful info and answer some questions while I'm around. So it will be a bit quicker than usual.
Those of you who started working out, who signed up for a gym, who started to count their calories, let me know how it's going!
We're gonna make it.
This is the dumbbells program I usually recommend:
Military Presses
https://youtu.be/HMvzUDwaBeA
Shoulder Presses DB
https://youtu.be/B-aVuyhvLHU
French Presses
https://youtu.be/RQMQR9r99lg
Rows
https://youtu.be/-koP10y1qZI
Squats
https://youtu.be/UXJrBgI2RxA
Pushups (wall, table)
https://youtu.be/a6YHbXD2XlU
------------------------------------------
Program:
5x5 military presses (5 sets of 5 repetitions)
5x5 shoulder presses
5x5 French presses
5x5 rows
5x5 squats
5x5 pushups
Do this every other day if you can. Taking more rest days is not a problem. Just avoid working out two days in a row.
thanks for not giving up on us senpai
And this is the barbell exercises you will need to know if you start SS or SL, or any program based on those.
Can we get another redpilling major/career thread?
Is biology a meme major? Is there any way to make it a non-meme major (with a minor or specific path)
>>25464087
to start off: discuss
>>25464087
Not a meme major. Take biochemistry and genetics courses and get lab work in that area.
>>25464087
All majors are meme majors if you are a robot. you need connections+normie personality to get a job in any field nowadays.
Who is your jailhouse girl /r9k/?
Time to roll, senpaitachi. Here I go
ROLL YOU KEKFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
let it roll jailfu blox
Come here and take this poll about sluts:
http://strawpoll.me/6440727
Why or why not?
>>25463745
I am a in theory a slut. Just a virgin, male slut.
>>25464000
>theory slut
>virgin
>male slut
What the fuck?
>>25463745
only if she was a slut for me and not everyone else
