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>>25464465
we need to change the Jobcentre logo and replace it with Universal Credit or something
Just found a box full of photos and stuff of me and my ex gf from 3 years ago.
I looked so much better and was so happier back then, now I'm nearly 25 and wasting away... Couldn't bear to look at them much more, had to shove them in my wardrobe.
>http://youtu.be/Z-DUVMLE_6k_Bonsai
>The average 4chan user is an addict and isolated, alone, with normally only one source of solace to turn to.
What do you turn to when things get bad robots?
>>25464491
>change the Jobcentre logo and replace it with Universal Credit or something
Someone make a PAKIS OUT one
had a proper good laugh at this thread, take a look
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/60542742/#60542742
>>25464496
>ex gf
>gf
NORMIEEEEEESS LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25464528
original bomment stop muting me this is stupid
I feel like I've evolved beyond the want or need for a gf, friends, a job or even some basic sanitary requirements, darkness and turmoil consumes me my want and need for it is too much and I don't know if I can fight it any longer.
I must have my cheeky nandos tbqh
Guys I recorded a song on my guitar but it is pretty shit how do I git gud?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nEeGW95nKr
>Thought i was working tomorrow
>check rota
>im not.
>>25464692
>have work tomorrow morning
>drinking anyway
I'm only doing it because I know it will help me sleep desu
>>25464742
I always used to turn up hungover at work when I had a job and I'm pretty sure everyone noticed but idgaf
>tfw got let go of from work due to "not enough money coming in to justify keeping me"
I'm legit upset over this lads, I had a nice income and everything, they said they would keep a hold of me in case it gets busy again, but i've got no hope.
>>25464742
>work tomorrow
>given up booze because I'm trying to stop being a fat fuck
S U F F E R I N G
Saw some posts on normiebook today from a girl who was the closest I ever came to having a gf. Some ambiguous bullshit about having a really rough year. Had some comments from family hoping her and her bf do better this year.
Bullet dodged by the sound of things tbqh familia, can't stand drama.
who /backtowageslavingtomorrow/?
end it all now lads
>>25464659
Is this an original song?
Learn some theory, avoid typical minor chord progressions, have more than 2 sections, needs more variation in melody. Everything else will come if you learn some theory things like key changes, extended harmony and how long to cook burritos in the oven without them sticking to the foil.
tl;dr - keep practicing
>>25464847
Not that anon but I'm in the same situation as him, fat as fuck and I've just stopped caring.
>>25464869
Hello friend. Can't wait to be asked a bunch of annoying bullshit by my boss.
>>25464882
No it's Down In A Hole by Alice in Chains I wish I wrote it lol it's a good song I just meant my version of it is shit considering this is the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKj6ZWUePJ0
>>25464869
Yep.
Only thing is I am working a temp contract and didn't let the people I work with know that I wouldn't be coming back until the 4th of January.
Before Christmas I took a week off too on sick. Pretty sure I'm gon' get sacked.
[anxiety intensifies]
>>25464930
Getting sacked is a good thing mate it means you get to go back to being NEET
>>25464930
>>25464888
best of luck lads
Best snacks to get in Britain
Starting with an easy one
>>25464952
Yeah you're right. Only thing is that I'm going to have a months worth of bills to pay, including rent. I don't know what I'll do.
Also I get Universal Credit which is basically shit and doesn't really backdate money.
>>25464960
You too buddy
>>25465056
I got a job and some Scottish guy told me I had to keep searching for jobs and signing on because I was only doing a minimum 25 hour a week job. and then my work coach told me it was BS and they are leaving me alone for 2 months. DWP literally have no clue how to even run their own shit
>>25465027
i like to combine custard creams with bourbon biscuits
Posting waifus is a thing you should do okay
>sister supposed to pick me up to take me home a few hours ago
>"pick you up tomorrow"
>tfw been spending 2 weeks with dad but all we've done is watch tv all day and night and the only other thing I can do is play Bravely Default
>>25464930
>tfw getting laid off your temp contract but have to start fucking around with the JC again
got a new lodger today
my mum rents out the spare room, they're always on placement at the local hospital so only stay a few weeks each
means I won't be able to use the kitchen for a few days until I accidentally bump into her
>>25465137
An*me is shit
>tfw I have decided that actually I wouldn't mind being NEET for the rest of my life
Look at it from a sensible point of view lads. If I stay NEET until death I wont accomplish anything, I will be a nobody and I won't have anything to show for my existence.
If I become a wagecuck then I wont accomplish anything, I will be a nobody, I'll have nothing to show for my existence other than another mans kids from the woman I meet at work and decide I must settle for.
If I get a job I fail. If I don't even try, how can I fail? I don't want part of society.
I owe it nothing, and it owes me nothing but my life.
>>25465232
>I owe it nothing, and it owes me nothing but my life.
So you won't be claiming benefits then
>>25465232
Out of my 4 grandparents 1 died of alzheimers last year, another is just getting it and needs to go into a home, a third died of cancer and the fourth lives near pakis in an assisted living flat or whatever it is called.
If that is my future then fuck it, I'm going to indulge and not care about working or life, just grind through it as easily as I can.
If I die of live disease or a heart attack at 50 due to my unhealthy habits (alcohol) then so be it.
>>25464888
>just stopped caring
Lost my job at the end of 2014 and didn't get a new one until about october, just drank and drank every night and ate like shit.
Huge mistake.
>>25465232
Pretty much this mate I was thinking about it last night if I wageslave here's the deal
>get shit low paying job I hate
>can't afford mortgage myself so have to get gf to afford mortgage
>get pressured into marrying gf and having kids I don't want
>spend rest of my life miserable wageslaving until I die
>probably get fat, bald and more unhealthy for the awful wageslave lifestyle
>good chance of also getting divorced completely fucking me meaning my wageslave money will be worth even less
>achieve nothing
I really don't see the pros of wageslaving other than avoiding the social stigma you carry for not wanting to be involved with it.
Is there any pros? I wish I could believe in it and be a normie but I just can't see it no matter how hard I try.
My pet pupper shat all over the kitchen floor during the night. I had to clean it all up first thing in the morning.
>>25465385
>pupper
puppy, m8
>>25465135
mixing your biscuits in a slippery slope my good man
>>25465218
is she good looking? are you going to orbit her and sperg things up?
alright /r9k/ im out, see you next december again as usual
>>25465429
lol no I never talk to them
usually just ignore them after saying hello for the first time
>>25464869
Back on tuesday pham, got one extra day of freedom. Enjoy monday morning, full-time wagies
>>25465396
pupper
pup
puplet
puppington
pupster
doggins
doglet
doggens
doge
babbydog
>>25465134
Yeah, seriously. I was accidentally late for my appointment by 10 minutes, rang to tell them I'd be there in 5 and they told me my claim was closed and I'd have to apply again but that I wouldn't be eligible for benefit for 7 days.
>>25465194
Seriously. The job centre is bullshit. I hope they don't make me go every fucking week.
I'm getting put forward for an interview for a 12pound an hour nightshift job, hopefully that pulls through and I can save a bit and pay off muh bills.
>>25464841
There there, lad. Redundancy sucks but at least you weren't fired for being shit
>>25465507
>but at least you weren't fired for being shit
If I read it right he kind of was, he was less successful than colleagues so they canned him
The Polish girl I'm meeting in an hour as previously stated keeps just saying "haha" to anything I say.
I am not being funny. What does this even mean?
>>25464465
Hate my job so much, it's really boring
Might kill myself soon, working really drains me
>>25465533
Sounds like a typical woman i.e. boring as fuck.
Get ready to carry every conversation and get nothing in return. If you're willing to put up with this she'll suck you off eventually.
>>25465533
it's the same as 'lol'
as in "I don't really care but I don't want to be rude"
the fact she doesn't want to offend you is a good sign
How the fuck do you guys deal with living in London? I moved recently from slav country to work as a software engineer and this fucking city is killing me
>everything, including shops, need either riding a bike or going with tfl
>it takes 2 fkin hours to go to the airport
>there aren't even that much shops around, I have to google map shops to buy the most basic things
>the only good thing is how many pubs there are
>get drunk every other day
>>25465490
>no wanwan
Never been so happy to see that guy and his shit meme vanish
Doge too, why are the dog memes the shittest?
>>25465555
this, if all she says is "haha" "lol" "n/m" she's either not interested or worse just a really boring person with nothing going on in her head.
>>25465529
Well it could be true. But at least he wasn't straight up told "you're shit, you're fired". Trust me, I had a similar experience once. But to me it mostly just sounds like bad circumstances at the company he works for. They clearly had a shit Christmas and his job position wasn't as important so they made cuts with him.
>>25465596
Don't live in a shit part of it mate, loads of stuff in walking distance of my flat
>>25465596
Well we're actually British mate, so none of us live in London.
>>25465533
She is busy trying to suck off chad and wants to be left alone until you pay for her meal.
>>25465533
boring, doesnt know what to say so just says haha. a bit more meaningful than just 'lol' but doesnt mean shit either way.
>>25465137
reporting in desu anon
>>25465596
>slavshit living in London
Wow, what a fucking surprise
>>25465634
>was let go from my first job for being shit despite trying hard
>job before most recent I left before being fired for misuse of internet
>current job temp one, have hardly any work to do and often have to go home early and get paid less because of it so i just stopped turning up around christmas because fuck it
being sacked isn't so bad once you get your first few out the way. Just try not to do it often, mine are spaced across years.
>>25465596
>it takes 2 fkin hours to go to the airport
What airport? The London ones aren't that far away. I live near Gatwick and that's, at most, one hour away
Just had a spicy bombay badboy fellers, whilst I was reading all your posts. Some good banter tonight.
QUESTIONS
1) How do you make a cup of tea?
2) How do you make a pot noodle?
3) What do you wank to?
4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Poleaboo is watching South Park
>>25465689
Sorry, I should have made it clear she says "haha" then like 2 minutes later replies. I guess my last message was a little comical.
"sorry can't do 10 tonight, past my bed time."...."but seriously see you soon"
then "haha"...................................................."so after reading bedtime story ;)"
What does the semi colon bracket mean?
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
Have you heard of a kettle?
>3) What do you wank to?
Either upskirts or ballbusting mostly
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
No.
>>25465760
>Gatwick
>London
Nice meme
>>25465770
>teabag, water, take teabag out, milk
>fill the thing up with water but only just enough to cover as I like the sauce thicker and more flavourful
>femdom, lezdom, latex, sometimes a femdom joi
>not really
>>25465786
>What does the semi colon bracket mean?
It's a winky face.Implying that by bedtime story she means wank.
>>25465770
Tea
>tea bag in cup
>boiling water until about a cm from the brim
>remove teabag
>add milk and stir until preferred colour
Pot Noodle
>add boiling water slowly until pot full
>stir and break up noodle block
>replace foil lid and leave to soak for a few minutes
>>25465770
>1 and 2: With a kettle
>3: Shota rape
>4: Ancient languages and history
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
Teabag in cup
Water in cup
let it brew
teabag out
sugar/sweetner in
finally milk
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
WATERY AS FUCK basically a soup
>3) What do you wank to?
amateur/casting
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Fire
>>25465832
show me some doujins you jack it to senpai
>>25465624
Some woman are dim and don't know what to say,
>>25465770
>tea
Strong, one sugar.
Bag, then water, then milk. Fuck teapots
>noodles
just below the line, cover the top with cling film so the noodles go soft.
>pron
mostly rape and abduction stuff with less attractive guys, sometimes gay porn, sometimes lesbian.
>hobbies
I write a journal, I like trees and sometimes I paint. I like swimming and kayaking though I haven't been for years. Play some vidya
>>25465731
Tough luck, man.
>like you, tried really hard at first job but I was shit
>boss told me to my face I was shit and practically stealing my wages and would have to turn things around soon or he would fire me
>wasn't taking that shit, handed in my notice
>next job, again like you, hardly any work and went home early a lot
>held on because I had nothing else going on in my life
>got made redundant because the company went under
>NEET for several months after because I'd lost all hope
Thankfully I have a pretty comfy job right now, although I can't see the company being around in a few years time due to circumstances. But I'm on good terms so far with my boss and everyone else so hopefully I won't be fired for misconduct.i do tend to misuse the internet at work though
>>25465901
>I like trees
Jesus, you sound like a right fucking hoot.
>>25465653
I live 10 minutes from Victoria. It's not a niggercountry there yet.
>>25465713
>company has to pay engineers to move to the UK
>lolwtf
>helped with interviews lately
>brits don't know shit about software engineering
>tfw they still get paid for the clumsy work they do
>>25465760
Maybe the heathrow is closer, yes. Gatwick and Stansted are like 1.5hrs of travel time. Be it coach or a cab. And sadly those are the ones that can take you through the EU for a fair price ( I ain't paying 300 quid for a trip to France british airlines).
>>25465770
>tea
bag out before milk goes in
>Noodles
I prefer Shin Cups, make them soupy
Pot Noodle I'd make it less soupy, fill to the line
>Wank
Femdom
>Hobbies
Art
>>25465807
It's a very nice meme. I love not living in London. Only called it that because most people tend to call it London Gatwick Airport, or just don't really know the difference.
I need to buy a toaster
I miss toast
>>25465943
trees are one of the most majestic things known to man
>>25465943
>being interested in nature and painting it is a bad thing as opposed to having no hobbies at all
I don't know why you're surprised, people don't come here because they're a 'hoot'.
>>25465992
based tree appreciating bro
>>25465944
>Gatwick
>1.5hrs of travel time
Not if you get the train senpai. Yeah flights to Europe from here can be pretty cheap, it's quite comfy desu. But the London ones are better for long haul flights though
>Check rota
>Working all week
>Stressed
>Wake up
>Remember I'm a neet
wew lads why am I haunted by wagecucking so bad?
>>25465992
>>25466009
>>25466030
>tfw everyone in here is an Ent
>finally makes sense why everyone under 7ft is a manlet on this board
>>25466070
kek
Tolkien knew where it's at, he loved nature.
I'm playing the hobbit lego game now, I wonder what he'd think of that.
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
2 sugar, 1/4 milk
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
Take lid off, add hot water and sauce, leave for 5-8min
>3) What do you wank to?
Scat anal/femdom/general poop vids, (puke) throatfuck, /h/
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Music (writing, playing, listening, collecting my favourite albums on vinyl), vidya, fapping, mouth fedora
So I left the house today to go into town as I had to buy something, here are some observations I made
>Lots of the people in town were rude as fuck Somalians who act like they don't know how to act in civilised society
>also loads of Eastern Euros
>99% of people are ugly as fuck, why do people on this board beat themselves up about being ugly? The fucking humanity I saw out there was mentally scarring
>Also 99% of people are unfashionable/styling as fuck have no real idea how to dress
>Why does everyone buy so much shit? Everyone with multiple shopping bags
>females are annoying
>Since when did long hair become cool again? Half the dudes I saw had long hair, mostly studenty looking types
>outside is really loud
Overall I'd give it a 3/10 wouldn't recommend it if you are thinking about going, but one man I spoke to in the shop was nice.
>>25466162
whats your favorite tree?
Id have to say....the christmas tree
>>25465135
Absolute madman, senpai
>>25466311
I like the Great Deku Tree
>>25466162
He would probably start screaming 'Reeee'
>>25465944
>10 minutes from Victoria.
It's a weird part of London there. I stayed there a couple of times and it's all rows of town houses and not much else until you get near the station.
>>25465849
I just go on sad panda, type in "yaoi rape english" and go nuts. Always brings up lots of teenage boys being raped.
Typing shota doesn't get decent results.
Bonus points if the boy is being forced feminized. That makes me dick diamonds every time.
>>25466311
the world tree
>>25466346
you can just type eng instead of english to get the same results
>>25466331
I just looked up the biggest tree in the world.....fuck me look at this. Its called the general sherman
>>25466252
State town
I just asked my friend to tell one of his flatmates that I'm interested in her.
I've no way to contact her directly so this was the only option.
Does this sort of initiation seem desperate to girls? Do I stand a chance? We met just once and didn't talk but she was looking at me quite a lot
>>25466311
i'm a big fan of the yew tree, i also quite like scots pine. redwoods are cool too. i'm currently studying horticulture
>>25466396
Fuck the tree,s look at the absolute madman wheelying a blue whale!
>>25466374
Nice to know. I normally just press the down key on my keyboard these days. Has all of my common search results.
>>25466406
Is there any chance he likes her? If so he's going to severely stab you in the back.
>>25466406
You're retarded mate, don't worry its probably not your fault.
You never tell a female you like them you just flirt and shit, lead them along, get them to like you, then make a move.
If you tell them you like them they've already won and can move on. You have to get them to want you to like them, but never tell them you do.
>>25466450
hope you enjoy the faps man
>>25466406
Depends how he goes about it. If he just says "my mate wants me to tell you that you're fit" then yeah that's bad
If he says that you're interested but not so much to come and do anything about it then that might pique her interest a bit more
Then again I'm a khhv so what do I know
Comrades lumberjacks, let's keep our word given to comrade Stalin! Tree says: "Giving beyond expected."
>>25466461
Nah no worries about that.
>>25466462
Have you read my post? I didn't say anything to her. My friend is going to ask her if she's seeing anyone else, if not then he'll let her know I'm "interested".
>>25466499
He know's his shit. He's certainly better at talking to grills than me.
What is with Isis fucked up execution methods?
They've already proved fucking with them isn't a good idea.
Why do they need to keep filming themselves performing unique methods?
http://heavy.com/ news/2015/10/new-isis-islamic-state-execution-video-tank-runs-over-man-syrian-army-soldier-and-if-you-punish-punish-with-an-equivalent-of-that-with-which-you-were-harmed-wilayat-homs-full-uncensored-youtube/
Apparently there's a planned attack on Britain sometime this month...
>>25465770
>How do you make a cup of tea?
Teabag in, water in, leave to brew, tiny bit of milk in, stir, teabag out, 2 sugars in.
>How do you make a pot noodle?
Water to the line, let it rest, stir, let it rest, sachet in, stir, eat.
>What do you wank to?
What DON'T I wank to?
>Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Petcare, football, video games, music, reading, generic shit really.
>>25466556
There's been a planned attack in Britain every month. It's complete bullshit.
>>25466532
>Have you read my post? I didn't say anything to her. My friend is going to ask her if she's seeing anyone else, if not then he'll let her know I'm "interested".
Yes mate, did you read mine? You don't let her know you are interest, whether it is you saying it or your mate.
Kek
heavy.com/news/2016/01/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-united-kingdom-english-england-invade-imbecile-execute-spies-full-uncensored-youtube/
did the guy with the missing cat find his punpun?
>>25466311
I like them all, from the grand yet humble Oak, to the swaying willow. It's when I go for walks and I'm alone, I like the way their limbs twist and reach towards the sky.
>I think it's because when I was a child I played in the woods and convinced myself they were my friends
>>25466344
Ah, so it is not only my experience then. I'm going to look for a new flat to rent soon.
Any suggestions?
>>25466591
Yeah I read yours too. How am I supposed to flirt with a girl I have no way of contacting?
Poll time lads:
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I took acid for the first time which was fun. Also I realised that my best friend is a cunt and without him I don't actually have any friends. What do?
>>25466556
wow the fucking quality and editing in that video, so surreal
>>25466420
where are you studying horticulture? what sort of career to you hope to progress to? horticulture sounds nice.
>>25466639
I kissed someone almost by accident, she was standing in the doorway of a bedroom at a house party drunkenly kissing everyone that walked past. Does that count?
>>25466621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9qnM1xpvKc
>Literally you
>>25464465
I laugh at all you fucks still unemployed in 2016. I got my job in 2014 and you are all stupid and in here.
>>25466728
No, sorry anon. Has to be a personal kiss, it's no different to people giving out free hugs in the street.
>>25466668
doing an apprenticeship, currently doing my level 3. dunno really. maybe garden design, there's a lot of money in that. i'm content with general garden maintenance though.
>>25464525
they work harder than you.
>>25466651
>Also I realised that my best friend is a cunt and without him I don't actually have any friends.
Iktf, now I've had no close friends for about 3 years and not even an acquaintance for 1 year.
>>25466773
Fuck me, mane
>>25466637
Sorry lad I was just a tourist, not been back in a long time.
>>25466754
I hate alan partridge but I stand behind this video 100%
>tfw you find a new rare porn video
WELLLLL I THINK THATS HOLIDAY SEASON JUST ABOUT UP
ENJOY WORK TOMORROW WAGEKEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM GOING TO SIT IN MY UNDERPANTS, EAT SPONGE PUDDING AND WATCH VOYEUR PORN ALL DAY HAHAHA
ENJOY GETTING BOSSED AROUND BY YOUR UGLY JEW BITCH BOSS BITCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>25465137
I'm going to have to start making more screencaps of her desu.
>>25466880
Getting out of the house helps my depression though
>>25466880
love the tartan robe
>>25466754
I've watched this 4 times and now I know what I want to do with my life
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
Well I don't usually drink tea but, um, I put the teabag in, then the water. I leave it for a couple of minutes, stir that shit, put a little milk in and maybe a spoonful of sugar. I mostly drink coffee though.
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
By the instructions. I'm too spergy to have my own way of doing it.
>3) What do you wank to?
Teen, candid/voyeur, upskirt, amateur, webcam/camgirls, ass, light femdom, nudism, cosplay, hentai, doujins, /ss/, exhibitionism, qt traps, probably a lot more
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Not outside of the typical robot trio of anime, vidya and fapping, no. I have a few irl friends, though.
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>>25466886
Have 4.12GB of screenshots of mine 2bh
>>25466639
>Kissed but still a virgin beta
Phew, I'm glad most of us are the same. I was beginning to feel outnumbered by full-on normies and full-on autistsi'll leave ;-;
>>25466658
They're all like that.
http://heavy.
com/news/2015/09/new-isis-islamic-state-videos-photos-authority-of-the-caliphate-in-wilayat-al-jazeeral-jazirah-sorcerer-homosexual-gay-execution-full-uncensored-youtube-sendvid/
>>25465634
Guy you're on about here, late reply cause i've been drinking but here's what happened
>work in a small pub with about 6 others
>they've all got more experience/been there longer so i'm like the new guy
>original owner died, manager had to take over the business for several months without getting access to original owners bank for some reason
>manager in question is a genuine and alright guy who called me reliable because I was flexible with hours
>some guy had eventually bought pub just before christmas and he owns 6 different pubs in the area
>no idea how things are going to be affected but know system will be different
>manager tells me "listen mate, we don't know what the fuck is going on here anymore, we really tried to find ways around it but we don't even know how much we'll get paid since its not in our name anymore, so for now we're gonna have to let you go for now until things get properly sorted, need to see how the next couple of months goes"
>he makes promises how he'll ask other managers of different pubs to get me a new job and if by "some miracle" the place picks up, I can get the job back
>been sitting at said bar for last 4 hours drinking my sorrows/last pay of the week away
So that was a great way to start my year
>Poleaboos mum is saying he's spending too much time on the computer
>>25466406
>I've no way to contact her directly
Yeah you do you fucking liar. You could go arond there, hang out with your friend more. Tell him why you're hanging out and he'll help you out, let you come over more often.
Instead you resort to playground tactics that will make you seem not only desperate, but immature.
>>25466754
AHA! Fuck Alan Partridge is comfy
>>25466976
If only we could all be as devoted as you anon-kun
>>25467113
It's an hours drive away. I don't even go to see my friend, I was just helping him move some stuff today when I bumped into her.
>>25466556
I feel physically sick watching that video, I've seen some fucked up shit but like you say, the editing and the quality on that....what the fuck is wrong with them.
>>25467156
So what do you expect to get from the relationship then?
>>25467112
she's right though laddo.
>>25467139
No amount of devotion will make her real~
>>25467062
>work in a small pub
Thought you said you had "an alright income" ?
>>25467174
I can make the journey if there was something. Not gona do it just to ask her out, that's even more desperate
>>25467062
Chin up Anon, those bullshit circumstances can't be helped. Drink those sorrows away for tonight. That manager sounds like a bro, so at least there's hope yet for your sorry arse
>>25467243
>If x happens then I'll make the change
nah, you're never gonna make it
your mate will probably make a passing joke about you as wiping his cum off her face
>>25466880
Will do lad. Enjoy living on 70 bong a week and being unemployable if you ever decide you want more out of life.
>>25467174
Free sex.
>>25466880
>worked all christmas
>now finally enjoying a break
>can put employed until January 2016 on my CV
>don't have to do shit for a few weeks at least
>>25467284
Free sex is rape.
>>25467272
this.
start applying to other jobs, drinking isn't going to do anything for you.
>>25467284
>Free sex.
>free
Heartiest of keks desu
>>25467272
fuck off weeb freak
>>25467320
Go away Amir.
Is there any liquid that doesn't include water?
>>25467349
Tell me how you think you can get free sex.
You spend both time and money to get sex regardless of who you have sex with.
>>25467365
mercury
wouldn't drink it though lad KEK
>>25467365
Underage b& desu lad
>>25467392
Does mercury freeze?
>>25467365
No, the literal definition of a liquid is that it's water-based or water-containing.
>>25466880
>literally living below the poverty line
>somehow think you're winning
ayyy
>>25467365
oil
>>25467398
of course it does, -38C
>>25467409
Jesus lived below the poverty line mate and he's well popular
>>25467408
liquid is a state of matter.
solid, liquid, gas
>>25467445
Yeah but he could turn water into wine.
>>25467365
>>25467392
>>25467398
>>25467408
>>25467431
This place is normally full of normie chavs and pakis anyway but this just takes the Rich Tea
>>25467445
Then why did the Romans nail him to a cross m9?
>>25467409
You are winning if you find a way to make money beyond benefits without DWP uncovering it. You can also get free dental, optical care and prescriptions and sign up for some part time educational courses for free and get discounted gym memberships.
It's okay short term if you want a break from working life and need any of the above.
>>25467365
No, because water is literally in the air. So anything in air will have water in it.
>>25467343
You're on a Bhutanese mosaic art site, what did you honestly expect?
>>25467440
The whole point of mercury is that it's the only liquid metal, if it froze then it wouldn't be mercury any more.
>>25467501
If there was water in the air surely we'd drown
>>25467518
haha epic meme let me give you an upvote :^)
>>25467201
For a pub, it was alright, not shit or great, but passable
The place was in a posh area where pints were expensive and the regulars were guys in their 40-50's who had successful businesses, also surprisingly chill guys
>>25467272
Cheers anon, it just hit me hard when it kind of came out of nowhere
>>25467530
please mate give me that gold right in my arse quickhave more smugs you salty faggot
>>25467547
>irrelevant image attached to post
hello reddit
>>25467547
>Cheers anon, it just hit me hard when it kind of came out of nowhere
Yeah life'll do that. Np
>boo hoo I lost my job
What a fucking crybaby. This isn't the place to blog about it so fuck off back to livejournal.
>>25467578
>people post images on an imageboard
Who would've guessed
>>25467612
Pls don't bully people anon
>>25467612
It's not like we've got much else to talk about.
>quintessentially
>bespoke
>couture
Why is it fashionable to talk like a complete dickhead?
>>25467490
Jelly normies m8
Same reason normies crucify us NEETs
>>25467547
Just kill yourself mate. Makes life easier for you and us since we don't have to read these boring posts.
>>25467612
Feels are still feels, you abrasive cunt
>>25467694
This isn't a hugbox. This isn't a place for "muh feelings" and "let's cry together" like some kind of fucking gaybar.
You simply aren't welcome here.
>>25467612
>>25467673
samefag
please fuck off or get a trip so we can filter you angryanon
>>25467667
Russel Brand
signing on for the first time tomorrow any tips lads?
>>25467667
B-but I like using convoluted vocabulary, nothing supercilious about it
>>25467667
it amuses me when stupid people get mad at others for using language.
tho couture does annoy me too. since it literally translates as fashion.
>>25467728
Actually mate, it does say /britFEEL/ at the top of the thread... Not sure what you thought this thread was?
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
First I am required to be naked with my benis hard and erect. I then place a single bag of Happy Shopper 'ground tea leaves' purchased afresh from Imran's corner shop into a Coronation Street mug - emblazoned with Fred Elliot's face on it - and unleash a stream of steaming hot piss which submerges the tea bag and fills up the mug. Thirdly I take my throbbing benis in a death grip and use it effectively as a tamper by thrusting it with vigor into the tea bag to steep the leaves, ensuring my piss is completely infused of course. Finally I use the image of Fred Elliot's face, especially his jowls, and pull my benis to ejaculation resulting in a delicious and creamy fresh brew.
PS - I stir it with my benis and get my neighbors pupper to dry it off.
>>25467728
Can you please list out the /britfeel/ rules for us then you giant fanny?
>>25467728
>This isn't a hugbox. This isn't a place for "muh feelings" and "let's cry together"
That's exactly what /britfeel/ is for. Unless you want to go on about being cut again in which case we're closed.
>>25465333
>>25464888
>>25464869
not too shabs
>>25467728
Well ignore it or go make another thread then, rather than samefagging some guy just to make him feel worse
>>25467783
I can instead
No normies (this means you talk to women outside of your family or have had sex before)
No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
Do not use tripcodes
Do not respond to tripfags
Uni students are not welcome, they should post in /brit/
Wageslaves must also post in /brit/
Only incel NEET topics are allowed to be discussed
>>25467728
think you got the wrong thread mate, time to leave yourself.
>>25467864
kek you know if those rules were followed you'd have like 3 people posting?
try and make me leave faggot.
>>25467821
At least I weigh less than my trips I can say that at least
>>25467769
So you're telling me that when someone on the internet says "That was so good I literally can't even" your blood doesn't boil just a little bit? Maybe i'm just becoming a grouchy old cunt.
>>25467864
>tfw break a number of these rules
>tfw been shitposting on 4chan for 8 years
>tfw not going anywhere
>>25467864
Who hurt you angryanon? Were you bullied at school? This is a place of peace and unity friend.
>>25467864
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
>go to get a beer from the fridge
>fridge is empty
There is no feel worse than this. Glad I can rely on britfeel for support in this difficult time.
>>25467728
>on 4chan for outcasts
>/r9k/ full of depressed fucks
>in a place called /britfeel/
>"STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DOUBLE NIGGER THIS ISN'T A HUGBOX FOR YOU"
>>25467864
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
This is my favourite rule.
>>25467746
>doesn't know how to check for samefag
There's more than a couple of people bored with this guy's crying.
>>25467864
Pass
Fail
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
What you eating tonight lads? I'm chomping on some old school sweetshop fruit drops, tastes gud mang. Pic related: got it all these for Christmas.what, just trying to lighten up this thread ;-;
>>25467939
>literally cannot even into do what look more like.
>>25467952
>everyone who isn't a smiling faggot will be known as angryanon
>>25467864
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
You can't sustain a thread if literally everybody is barred.
>>25467975
It seems like a couple to me Flava Flav.
me and my mates are planning on buying a giant dildo for a mates birthday present. Reckon this is a good idea? It'll be hilarious but his mum and grandma might possibly be there
>>25467864
Fail
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
>>25467864
>>25467984
Pass
Pass
Pass
Fail
Pass
Fail
Fail
Fuck your rules, I'm not leaving
>>25467992
Just about to make dinner, some sort of spicy chicken wraps i think
>>25468022
bit gay mate
>>25468022
HAHA TOP EPIC BANTS M8 JONESY WILL BE WELL EMBARRASSED INNIT XD XD XD
>>25468005
Fuck off mate I'm British too init
>>25467864
LITERALLY all of those apply to me except for tripcoding and uni student
>>25467864
>White British only
>bars all the white Brits
>>25468022
sounds jokes
smear some shit on it beforehand
It amazes me to think that literally every weekend there are videos of drunken slags sucking and fucking random blokes and their boyfriends being uploaded to tube sites.
I just cannot fathom being in such a position.
>>25468001
I've never seen someone satire themselves before. Your intelligence has been defeated by your anger, friend.
>>25468085
I know the media pretends, but to most people you aren't really.
>>25467864
>No normies (this means you talk to women outside of your family or have had sex before)
Nope
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
Nope
>Do not use tripcodes
Check
>Do not respond to tripfags
Nope
>Uni students are not welcome, they should post in /brit/
Nope
>Wageslaves must also post in /brit/
Check
Am I normie? I've been posting here daily for almost a year.
Lets all ignore the wee baby until he's calmed down lads
>>25468123
>I've never seen someone satire themselves before
>buy an expensive microphone so I can record me singing songs with my guitar
>remember I can't sing
Fug
>>25468171
Didn't realise teenage girls posted here. What's your number babe?
>>25468061
Nothing wrong with a bit of anal play pham, we all wriggle a finger in the pooper every now and then
>>25468066
MATE DEANO IS A MADMAN FOR EVEN SUGGESTING IT MIGHT HAVE TO TREAT HIM TO A CHEEKY NANDOS LATER
>>25468196
I know mate, got an aneros myself. Just a bit gay to buy a dildo for a friend.
>>25468122
Women are whores, what's the surprise?
>>25468187
I don't understand the implications you are implying, pls splain
>>25468196
er no we dont
that shit is for faggots
>>25468198
>mfw dean
>get called deano
>got told to lay on the floor once
>mfw absolute madman irl
>tfw working
>still 8 hours to go
Fuck me this is dragging.
yo yo
deano is a madman said 'let's go for a nandos'
all the while poleaboos mum was on bang bros
yo yo
sik barz 24 7
>>25468187
>only teenage girls play guitar
That's news to me.
>>25468259
Are you stupid? Are you illiterate? Both?
This is what girls do who think they can be a superstar.
I'm saying you're a pathetic cunt for wanting to record yourself, thinking anybody gives a shit about your crap guitar and singing skills. Keep the noise down when you strum your out of tune Toys-R-Us guitar so that nobody has to suffer second hand embarrassment.
>tfw I'll never be a high school delinquent growing up in suburban America in the early 2000s
>>25468355
>being this mad on the internet
wew lad
>>25468388
I'm not mad. If I were I would have used caps.
>>25468299
>absolute madman
Nah dean, you're a lil bitch m9 you lanky twink
>>25468403
I can hear those jimmies rustling for here lad
>>25468355
I recognise this posting style, probably the same guy who was calling everyone retards for not using shower gel properly (he thinks your supposed to have a shower, dry yourself and then put the showergel on under your clothes lmao)
What is lube used for in sex
is it only for up the bum stuff?
>>25468422
>not being able to spell because of the tears of sadness in your eyes
>>25468379
That's a total bummer dude
>>25468439
yeah, it is kiddo guy
>>25468403
Haha your anger amuses me. Keep denying your madness. Please relax, friend.
>>25468439
> calling everyone retards for not using shower gel properly
Fucking hell yeah, what happened with that guy?
Really made my christmas day that did, what a numpty
>>25468459
Criticising other people's grammar is pretty rich when you have yet to work out paragraphs so need to write all of your posts in haiku form.
>>25468445
>is it only for up the bum stuff?
That or if you're not attractive enough to get her wet
>>25468439
>confusing shower gel and soap
Shower gel is like a moisturiser. You rub it in and let it soak. If you wash it away you get zero benefit from it.
>>25467951
Same here breh
>Normie as fuck, had a gf, slept with multiple gals
>Dad is Scottish, mum is American though I've lived in England all my life
>Don't use tripcodes
>Don't respond to tripfags
>In my final year of uni doing well with lots of friends
>Had a few summer jobs and worked with daddio for extra bennies
Try and make us leave NEETcuck, we will always be among you.
>>25468545
That's right.
Stay here, on 4chan.
This is where you belong
>>25468408
>lanky twink
Shitting Christ, do you know me irl? Away with thee, stalker!
>>25468521
Not it's not you're wrong.
>>25468564
I've been here since I was a kid and I enjoy it. Just taking a quick break from uni work and thought I'd shit post tbqh
Finished The Last of Us, lads.
Now im feeling feels that i always try to avoid feeling.
>>25467951
Yeah me too bro. I've been posting here for almost 10 years and these cheeky kids think they can tell me what to do.
Get off my lawn, /britfeel/
>>25468587
Soap you rinse off shower gel you apply after you turn the shower off and let it dry so you smell of it for the rest of the day.
>>25468587
Do you know why it's smooth and not abrasive?
I'll give you a little while to think about it.
Angry Anon, he was mad at his fellows,
"I am not mad," he cried and he bellowed,
"For I was unloved, as a child with such anger,
I watched my mum lay with five men from.... Ugaaaaandaaaaa"
>>25468636
No I'll give you a moment.
>>25468666
top kek
There's no better feel than when everyone kicks the shit out of the one guy being an asshole
>>25468666
Nice devil trips senpai
>>25468692
>body wash
We were discussing shower gel. You are too illiterate to educate.
>>25468666
Sick post and sick trips
All in all a fantastic experience I would enjoy repeating
>>25468666
It's funny because angryanon writes all of his posts in this format
>>25464465
Have a cex shop or a cash 4 gold
10pm... thought it was about 8pm lads
Just sat listening to some music lads, whats everyone else upto?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47pS9j_xqg
>>25468743
yeah it's the same guy trying to make himself a meme
don't buy into it
>>25468750
Kek this thread wasn't even up at 8pm
>>25468750
>planned to get drunk nice and early so I could go to sleep earlier and get up in the morning
>only 2 beers deep and it's gone 10
Can't even get drunk right
>>25468735
This says gel but rinse off.
>>25468833
>believing everything you read
Okay but enjoy not knowing how use shower gel properly
>>25468833
>product for women
>loofah
I wouldn't trust those instructions for one moment.
>>25468753
Started a new save file on MH4U, made a qt female hunter.
Was listening to this earlier too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3lPhmO--A
>>25468782
>I can't tell the time
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>25467728
oh just fuck off you miserable dense cunt
>>25466761
I've been working for ten years. It's not a competition you twat.
>>25468911
>responding to a post more than thirty minutes old
First day on the chan?
>>25468753
watching a hotkinkyjo video while browsing 4chins
>>25468898
>19:18:53
>not before 8pm
Literally where was I wrong? Learn2 digital time faggot
>>25468869
>implying there aren't traps galore on here using said products.
>>25468875
I really want to play something but nothing I have motivates me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQxba8NBW2A
>>25468940
Sounds comfy senpai desu
>>25468949
>he actually can't tell the time
Feel bad for you son.
Kill yourself.
>>25468958
being here with you guys is very comfy anon
>>25468949
20 past 7 is before 8pm mate
>>25468521
oh not you again you freak
>>25468958
>all this shit music
why
>>25468988
That's what I meant
>>25468970
Kill YOURself, analog wanker
>>25468569
Take this as your warning
>>25469046
see >>25468782
Then kill yourself. Thanks.
>>25468850
You're that lynx wanker aren't you
>>25469046
>analog
yanks out
>>25468949
>>25468970
>>25468988
>>25469046
>>25468949
Oh for fuck's sake, I've literally just realised what I said. I got the times mixed up in my head and has a spastic moment. Now if you'll please excuse me, I'm just going to go kill myself out of embarassment.
>>25469048
T*** YOU SLIMY BASTARD, DON'T HURT NICO
>>25469007
Well I could post 29 different links spanning all genres just so someone doesn't shit the bed and complain they don't appreciate a particular link at a particular time but I doubt that's very reasonable. Why didn't you post something in return you liked so I could have perhaps had some kind of exchange with you about whatever floats your fucking boat you cleft?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jySdA3YVfc
>>25467864
Have you ever heard of wizchan? Your rules are almost copy / pasted from there.
http://wizchan.org/rules.html
>>25469137
come here for a hug bro
>>25469229
Why are you linking reddit mate? Got something to share?
Right so I've been talking to this girl, she wants to meet up but how the fuck do I go about telling her I have no friends without seeming like a weirdo?
Girls like an introverted guy r-right?
Lads if I stream a film will anybody watch with me
Lads I live in the middle of nowhere and have no chance to meet girls...what should I do?
P.S I'm drunk on a Sunday night.
>>25469215
Holy shit BTFO, I'm actually crying irl
only 3 days into 2016, feels like its been a week already
>>25469285
why do you need to tell her?
need to do a cry lads but I can't
Not only can I not physically cry but all my housemates are about and I don't want them being worried
Just want to cry and reset myself, need to get a grip
>>25464465
Think we should turn it from a JC to a corner shop or something
>>25469241
I think I'll take you up on that one
>>25469308
>He can't cry silently
Get a load of this guy, it's like he's not completely emotionally broken yet!
>>25469286
Not if you plan on chatting during it.
>>25469048
>>25469208
>normies that know each other talking in /britfeel/
GET OUT NOW
>>25469339
over the mic?
no chance
>>25469334
here you go anon, you deserve it
>>25469286
what film my love?
>>25469330
>>25468745
>>25464491
>>25464465
we tried yesterday but autists didn't like the idea of changing anything.
>>25469353
nah I mean with a chatbox
I don't want to associate with scum like you in any way
>>25469303
Because its bound to come up at some point, I need to have an idea of what to say
>>25468743
I can assure you this poster is different to the Angry Anon who has faggotried this thread with his manic perversions
>>25469285
Why would you ever tell her? It's not like you need to introduce her to your friends so that she'll have sex with you.
>>25469259
Not sure I understand, sorry.
>>25469381
This should go ahead, new year and all that.
These people I've known for about a week have invited me to their 3 day trip to Amsterdam. Should I go? It sounds risky but I've never been invited to something like this before
>>25469357
Th-thanksdidn't just grab this from google either
>>25469357
>ywn feel like this
>>25469390
Tell her your mates all moved away to different uni's and for jobs etc so you only speak to them occasionally via email.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3x_UbKC4kM
>>25469381
Well fuck him. It was one guy samefagging and I am giving you the go-ahead as curator of the last image.
>>25469428
Isn't Amsterdam the place where people go to get stoned out of their minds?
>>25469448
Does it count if it's boy love?
>>25469390
"Most of my mates live out of town / are at uni"
>>25464465
Who /drugs/ here?
Just popped some etizolam
>>25465596
Then go back to whatever shithole you were born in desu.
>>25469463
Yeah they apparently go all the time and get stoned. I've never smoked the devils lettuce before though
>>25469489
I don't need drugs to have a bad time.
>>25469350
Make us, faggot
>>25469428
I lost my virginity to a prostitute the first time I went there so there's that. I know to some people that "doesn't count" but I have had sex with OVER TWO "real women" since then so come at me.
>>25469448
>ywn be a cute girl
>ywn be hugged by an equally cute girl and get doki dokis
>>25469422
Kinda think it might lead to a relationship though, I could fuck her easy sure, but I kinda want a bit more than that, she's funny, smart not to mention gorgeous and we get on really well
>>25469449
>>25469480
I guess I could say something pike that but the lie would be exposed eventually
>>25469457
>as curator of the last image
you mean the first image.
>>25469426
I don't make decisions for people, I only do what I feel the majority want.
Maybe run a straw poll for a day or two.
im off to watch a flim anyway.
back later.
>>25469565
Well you either lie or tell the truth
So pick 1 faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSP87GfEjGs
>>25469286
I will if it's a MST3k episode of a British movie like The Deadly Bees or The Projected Man
>>25469510
It can make bad times slightly less worse, though.
>>25469565
She's a woman, all she's good for is fucking.
Don't delude yourself into thinking you can have any more meaningful interaction, that's why you have male friends.
Starting a new job tomorrow, having been a NEET for the past half year. Got the job in November but they didn't want me to start until January, so the past couple of months of lazing about safe in the knowledge of upcoming employment was actually pretty cool.
Bit worried tbf. I've spent the past six months waking up at midday,. Tomorrow I've got to wake up at 6.30 to get a bus and then a train to work.
Plus I think they're going to make me and the other 3 new starters do loads of cheesy icebreaker exercises? Any tips on how not to come across as a total autist?
>>25469841
Think you know the answer pham...
>>25469285
You can't anon, girls like guys with friends
>>25469841
Often these icebreaker things involve saying something "interesting" about yourself. That could be that you play the piano or that you have a physics degree. DO NOT try to make up something that sounds ridiculous to be funny. The weirdest genuine one I heard was some bird saying she was in a PJ and Duncan video.
>>25469841
>Tomorrow I've got to wake up at 6.30 to get a bus and then a train to work.
FUCK. THAT.
Get a job at a decent distance you mong.
>>25469841
Be confident. A good conversation start would be a graphic T showcasing one or your interests or hobbies.
>>25469619
Probably just tell the truth desu
>>25469757
I don't have male friends though that's the whole point you muppet
>>25469489
I had to throw all my drugs away.
I thought I'd get over it but I still think about it most days. Broke my heart washing over 2 grams of pure white amphetamine down the sink.
>>25469952
>implying it's that easy
>>25470020
You've got us you fucking sperg.
>>25469924
I'm well aware, I used to be a drug addict which she knows, think ima just go with 'yeah I cut everyone out haven't really had chance to make new ones'
>>25469954
>anon goes to the interview wearing his anime t-shirt
>"What's that cartoon on your shirt, Anon?"
>"I-it's Ebina-tan..."
>>25470055
oh wow of course it is anon, all you have to do is go out and get a job, if you cant its completely your fault
>>25470025
Damn, amphetamine is pretty nasty shit though.
You got an addictive personality?
>>25470102
>interview
I wouldn't recommend that, but he's starting the job.
>>25470055
>Implying you shouldn't just be accepting NEETdom if you can't find anything that doesn't require you to become Marco fucking Polo.
>>25470109
>amphetamine is pretty nasty shit though
It makes you feel like a superman if you use it responsibly. Truly an amazing feel. It's not nasty at all as long as you don't do something silly like snort a gram per day.
Never had any problems with addiction although admittedly I didn't take it for very long.
>>25469952
If I earn enough over the next few months I'll move closer to work.
>Leaving for work in 7 hours
>Having to make small talk about the Christmas period with everyone
Please God fucking kill me.
Who /drinkstheircum/ here?
>>25470201
I came down my own throat once, shit was cash
>>25470201
ur mam drinks mine
>>25470060
Thanks, but probably best if I don't tell her about this place, no offence lads
>this year will be different
>Maccy D's bring back the Big Tasty
fuck this
>Orson Welles had made War of the Worlds and Citizen Kane by age 26
>tfw age 27 and accomplished nothing
>>25470326
That's the price we pay for living in a peaceful society.
>>25470201
Got bored of mine tbqh, would rather drink someone elses
>>25470378
I wonder if Mio would drink my cum...
>>25470437
There's only one way to find out, senpai
Lads. A cute girl is coming over to my house in a few weeks to play the new Hatsune Miku Project Diva game with me, very nervous
>>25470514
Does she really exist?
>>25468958
can you post single songs?
https://youtu.be/_-5s0I7N50c_my_NEET_time_is_ precious
good tunes btw
>>25470560yes, she's a bigger weeb than me
>>25470514
>in a few weeks
Have fun watching that plan slowly erode and never happen.
>>25470152
Why did you dump the drugs then?
>>25470514
Sounds like a great time lad
>>25470514
>>25470560
Or rather, is she a real human that was born female and not, say, a pillow?
>raining whilst I'm at work
>going to clear up for my days off
Fuck off.
>>25470514
>in a few weeks
It's not happening lad, sorry.
>>25470580
That album only has three tracks on it senpai, you some kind of casual?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g
>>25470326
Why the fuck are you using Orson Welles as example? Alexander the Great had conquered Persia at that age.
>>25470589
>>25470624
Well the game isnt out till March, she just said 'promise me you'll let me come over and play it when you get it'
>>25470673
Yeah but he had a fucking army whereas Welles had nothing but bravado. It's because I was watching Citizen Kane on BBC4 lad.
>>25470678
>She said a nothing statement to sound interested
>I-It's definatley a date right guys?
>SHES COMING OVER I NA FEW WEEKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL6fw1n2PHI
>>25470678
>promise me you'll let me come over and play it when you get it
LOL
THIS is what you're getting excited about? Mate, I hate to break it to you but this is just a thing women say without actually meaning it; she was just replying to be polite. I'm so sorry you got your hopes up.
If you mention this again to her it'll be completely new to her and she'll think you're asking her round for sex (well, you are) and she will be just as creeped out as if you had asked her on a date.
someone recommend me a film
preferably something set in contemporary europe with few non-white characters
>>25470786
>contemporary europe
>non-white
good luck
>>25470761
>>I-It's definatley a date right guys?
Not once did I say anything remotely like that senpai. I just said I'm nervous because I've never had a girl in my room before.
>>25470786
resivour dogs
>>25470816
I'm not that strict in my definition of contemporary
80s or even late 70s is fine
>>25470822
Is it a weeb palace or just a tip?
who /missingthebf/ here?
I feel like I'm never going to see him again when I'm away.
>tfw all three dealers haven't been picking up all night
>>25470906
both
oc comment
>out of newcastle brown
Not gonna make it
>>25470786
Shaun of the Dead
orate lads, just turned 23 and think its finally time to get a job what do you lot do for a living?
>>25470786
Coming to America (1988)
>>25470647
really short attention spanand i don't actually listen to themhttps://youtu.be/EbTHvrpmVdw
>Finally get a woman talking to me on POF
>She mentions she likes piano music and marvel movies
>Tell her I play alot of piano music BUT I HAVE DIFFICULTY HITTING THE LOKI
>Stops responding
Females have no fucking sense of humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuM3QULSXkQ
>>25471014
I'm a porch monkey
>>25471053
Perhaps she didn't get the joke lad, rather than finding it unfunny?
>>25471053
>women are devoid of humour
What's new 2bh
>>25470943
At least you have a few weeks to sort it.
>>25471053
did this actually happen?
the set up seems too good to be believable
>>25471179
pat that you can do i cancopy pasta
Practically Any Thing
What can I do to stop feeling suicidal. Literally feel like I'm going to kill myself any day now.
>>25471053
Post the cunts picture so we can be mean about her lad.
>>25471225
Speak in a way that I can understand, paki
>>25471243
Being dead does wonders for your mental health.
Alternatively, ring 111 and talk to the NHS people
>>25471053
Kek I wonder what she finds funny then
>>25471248
Here you go lad.
No backing down now.
>>25470598
Left the country temporarily, didn't have anyone I could give them to, didn't fancy my chances burying them.
Just had a ginsters cornish pasty for the first time lads, not gonna lie pretty grim.
>>25471340
Weak, we need new memehos
Lads if I make an appointment with my GP over the phone will they ask what it concerns? It's to do with my penis so I'm embarrassed to mention it in case the receptionist asks me to verify when I come in.
>>25471340
Fucking hell, what a munter
Does she have some sort of disorder, Anon?
>>25471340
>One eye higher than the other
Looks inbred 2bh fampai, you dodged a bullet there
>>25471379
Apparently the trick is to have it with a cup of tea.
>>25471401
>>25471408
Fuck off retards she's cute.
The sort of girl that will bake you cookies and have dinner ready for you when you wake up/get home from work.
Why are Seabrook's GOAT crisps?
>>25471396
>Lads if I make an appointment with my GP over the phone will they ask what it concerns?
Of course. You won't even be able to get your GP on the phone anyway, you'll get the duty nurse who will decide when and if you'll get an appointment.
You don't have to tell the receptionist what it's about when you get there though, just who you're seeing at what time.
>>25471340
>Someone literally uploaded a random image
Well I was gunna upload the collage I made of the convo and her pic so ya'll could have a giggle but the mental cunts decided to wade in on it, so you can have the floor now faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL4I_INoagY
>>25471442
Yeah, and she looks like she'd spit in them too
Accidentally, because she has problems keeping her saliva in her mouth
>>25471401
>>25471408
>>25471468
>being this new
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/filename/IMG_20151215_200554.jpg/
>>25471454
Not a fan too thin.
>>25471340
God damn, I think i'm in love ;_;
>>25471468
Come on senpai deliver!
>>25471468
>things that never happened
alright kid
>>25471468
We're sorry, we're still listening
>>25471468
Just do it lad, it'll be a laugh
>>25471521
>he doesn't spend every waking second of the day on 4chan, BEIGN TIHS NEUW!!! XD XDDD
>>25471695
>>he doesn't spend every waking second of the day on 4chan
Got something better to do, ya normie cunt?
>>25471528
McCoy's pls go.
>Back at work tomorrow
>Busy job that involves a lot of talking to people and putting on as best a non-robotic impression as I can
>Out the house by 7:30am
>I have slipped into a ~6:30am to ~2pm sleep schedule over the course of the holiday
Well this is going to be fun
>>25471814
I know that feel m8, have to start getting up at 7 on tuesday
>>25471786
No lad, kettle chips for me.
>>25471814
I'm there with you, gotta be up at 6, I've been going to bed at 6 the past two weeks.
Gonna be absolutely fucking knackered.
>>25471733
Well y'know, animu, vidya, fapping, eating, sleeping. In all fairness, either of those can be merged with 4chan.
>he sleeps sometimes
>fucking normie
>>25471814
>>25471896
Holy shit, and I thought I slept poorly. Good luck lads, I couldn't make that much of a shift.
>>25471874
Shit, they're actually pretty good as well.
Some of my finest childhood memories were eating bags and bags of kettle chips with my dad in a pub before going to watch shitty low-division football.
I'll miss the old fucker when he dies.
>>25471814
I love having a job that doesn't involve customers. It was literally my dream from the moment I first got a customer-oriented job, and now I'm finally living it.
>>25471937
Don't worry lad I'll be finding a quiet room to hide in and sleep.
>>25471901
>sleeps
>doesn't wake up and read the ongoing adventures of poleaboo and the cutfags that happened in his absense.
>>25471974
Sounds like good memories 2bh.
>>25472045
>waking up and caring about a glorified tripfag
I wish Poleaboo was an actual tripfag so he could receive my blox
Made a sandwich with mature cheddar and baked beans.
I have no idea if this is gonna be any good or not.
>>25472158
Which is obviously why he doesn't
>>25472178
Sounds great desu senpaiwithout the beans that is
>>25472178
Toasted or normal?
>>25472203
He doesn't because he is still legally not allowed to use the internet because of his court case.
>>25472203
Which, again, is why I wish he would
>>25472223
>>25472211
Just untoasted bread. I had some and its great though.
With a side of bacon crisps too.
>>25472242
poleaboo thinks you're a person to watch out for
>>25472261
I was with you until you said untoasted. What are you playing at lad?
>>25472261
>he doesn't put his crisps inside his sandwiches
>>25465770
1)
Sling in a teabag in my favourite mug then fill the kettle up the absolute max. Whack in the regular amount of sugars (3) and begin the countdown to boiling point. Pour the freshly boiled water into the mug, let that cunt brew for 2 whole fucking minutes and sling in me milk and throw the tea bag out
2)
Rip off the lid, put the water till the fill line. Throw in the sauce after a minute, give it a cheeky whisk. Tuck in after a minute
3) If I'm feeling extra British I usually rub one out to Danica Collins
4) Videogames/university
>>25472261
Cold or hot beans?
>>25472300
I dont have a toaster because my druggie brother doesnt know how to use plates and would get crumbs everywhere so my dad fucked it in the bin and we've never had one again.
If i want toast i have to literally use a grill.
>>25472333
Hot beans of course. Well they were more warm.
I didn't want it to be so hot i couldn't eat it comfortably.
>>25472285
Oh god please die
Or just give in a get a tripcode if you want to be spared my wrath
>>25472364
Sounds good, shame about your brother not being housebroken spoiling it.
>>25471874
>>25471974
am i deluding myself if i buy kettle crisps instead of monster munch thinking that they're less un healthy?
>>25472439
I think monster munch are healthier mainly because the bags weigh less.
>>25472439
Maybe, pickled onion monster munch are delicious but they literally taste of /acid/.
>>25472525
>literally taste of /acid/
That's a lye.
>>25472557
Holy fuck that's brilliant
What are some more good banter podcast/radio shows?
I'm thinking along the lines of Ricky Gervais Show, Adam & Joe etc.
>>25472888
>people actually like Ricky Gervais
Ew. Just, ew.
Also I'd recommend Richard Herring's podcast. There's a lot of good interviews with poor comics most people think are shit because they've only seen them on panel shows, when it's actually the format that's shit.
>>25472995
>slates gervais
>recommends herring
>>25467172
It could be fake
>>25467408
A slab of iron heated far above its melting point contains no water yet is still a liquid. Your post makes no sense.
>>25472888
Tell em steve-dave
blox
>>25472439
Less processed so you win.
>>25464465
A paki Pepe holding out one of those red flowers
>>25471984
>I work on the loading dock and in stockrooms
>mfw a customer asks me a question while I'm moving shit on the floor
These rich cunts ask the dumbest fucking questions
>"uh, do you work here?"
>"can you tell me if this coupon from 1998 will still be honored?"
>"is this on sale?"
>>25467771
Yer making 'er Maj proud son
>>25472888
Don't listen to Joe Rogaine
who /dolescum/ here
>>25472888
jim and eddie talk shit
>>25472888
I listen to old O&A shows on youtube. Especially ones with Patrice O'neal
Anyone still up or all in bed ready for wagieing tomorrow?
>>25474553
Wishing I had the option to opt out of life without killing myself
>>25473371
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LMAO
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