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Who /paid shill/ here? Tfw I can make like $20-40 off a thread easily.
>>25471832
Forcing jelqing for about 10 bucks an hour.
>>25471870
how does that work? I usually get paid 10 cents per each post in the thread/comments.
Indeed, fellow 4channer. I love posting on 4chan while enjoying some Cool Ranch Doritos. Bold flavor with a crunch!
When did you realize life was an atrocity? What have you done to cope with this notion?
When I was 17. I sleep 10-16, hours a day, because you can't feel when you're sleeping.
>>25471898
What do you do for income?
>>25471800
>When did you realize life was an atrocity?
when i began to think seriously about how the world works
>get new iPhone 6s for Christmas
>go to sync music onto it from iTunes
>all this music is already contained on my old-as-fuck iPod touch with no issues
>over capacity by 1.99 GB
FUCK THIS SHIT DEVICE I DON'T EVEN WANT A PHONE
Why dont you just put an sd card in it?
>>25471791
Is that an option for iphones?
>>25471899
It is not.
It is an option for anything that isnt obselete years before release though.
Age 14
Get ass beat by chad for literally no reason
Dad walks out on our family same day
>>25471705
>Dad walks out on our family same day
it was because you're such a little fucking bitch, he was ashamed and wanted nothing to do with you or anyone else who helped make you.
>>25471705
Alex D?
>>25471729
Thanks bro, that means a lot
any NEETs online? how long have you been NEET. NEET thread
I'm 18 so not long about 9 months.
>>25472468
Almost 18 months but I'm starting an internship on Monday. I'm scared familia
>>25472468
29 years here
How come I can't even find any friends on the internet? I do everything you could possibly think of.
>have an anime avatar
>talk cute
>stutter type
What is it I do wrong?
Too cute for this world.
>have an anime avatar
>talk cute
>stutter type
>What is it I do wrong?
You you have skype or kik or steam or whatever everyone else uses?
Just add someone, contact them a few times, and see how it goes. Remember though you've gotta keep at it otherwise people tend to forget internet "friends". With any luck you might become so memorable you'll meet up if they live near.
If you could kill every single human on the planet by pushing a big red button, would you do it? I would since life is just a senseless cycle of addiction
>>25471217
Naaah OP come on, grow up.
Love.
Let love be the rock that you stand on, your motivation for everything. Happy new year.
The rational fedora tipper part of me wants to say yes because the circle of life almost certainly effects suffering than joy. But that calculation disregards something fundamental about existence, how people will beg to save their lives even if they lives are nothing but suffering
I lean toward yes but wouldn't only because I don't trust myself with the decision
>>25471261
Love is just the amygdala firing off with some dopamine. and grow up? Its pretty hard to dissuade a contingent set of gravitationally relevant particulates from his position by attacking his character if you ask me.
CHAD REAPS ALL. ALL BELONGS TO CHAD. ODIN AND ZEUS GIVE THEIR BLESSINGS TO CHAD.
IF YOU STAND IN HIS WAY YOU WILL BE OBLITERATED. IF HE WANTS YOUR WOMAN HE WILL TAKE HER AND DEFILE HER. HE WILL TAKE YOUR LAND AND YOUR LIFE.
DONT GET IN HIS WAY.
>>25471163
The only answer is to become Chad. Most people have fucked up self esteem and never get anywhere near their full potential as a result, but for all of them, it's possible to become Chad. Once you learn not to hold yourself back you can gain everything this world has to offer.
>tfw being cucked is my fetish
as you will
>>25471163
Stop worshipping us you cuck. We aren't any different than you. As a matter of fact, we've got your back more than most (maybe even your family). Even if we only had the shirt on our back, we'd give it to you robots. Why? Because we appreciate that you always just beeee urself.
I am a sick individual.
I hang out with people i loathe and pretend like i care about them. I even have female "friends" while i hate them and consider them whores.
I spend a few hours a day watching terrible news and i stayed up for new years eve waiting for a terrorist attack.
I pretend to be a nationalist but really i hate my country and i want it to be flooded by violent rapist 3rd world men who will rape and murder my fellow white women.
Someone knows how twisted i am and he might rat me out. I am thinking of ways to make myself look like a victim. Any help?
>>25471136
lie and deny
>>25471234
Thing is he has a bit of evidence. I spilled the beans when i was high and he recorded me.
>>25471136
You think you're bad.
But you're really not. Edgy opinions cost you nothing anyways.
Drug of your choice thread and list every one you've done.
Nicotine
Alcohol
Weed
Percs(injury)
My drug of choice would have to be alcohol a nice beer goes great with anything
>>25471084
Beer is the only drug that goes with anything. Impossible to argue anything else is near the top.
Nicotine, alcohol, weed, md, speed, e, benzos, coke, ket, acid, shrooms. If I could choose any of em, I'd probably pick coke or md because they're fun as shit. Keying md inside a venue is irritating though.
>>25472147
What's ket like? Very popular among students where I am
>>25472176
Honestly it's decent. It makes you feel deliriously happy whilst everything around you slows down and shit. It doesn't dehydrate the fuck out of you like md either, so you can do it indoors and just fuck about. Yeah, it's huge where my halls are as well, probably cos it's cheap as shit.
I want to drop out of school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real life is so much worse
I would kill to relive my school days.
>>25471101
school in sweden is really hard and I can't switch course now fuck this school system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just did this, going to start my own business and make america great again.
You dont need a piece of paper to be your own boss
Do you dream in first person? I started thinking about my dreams always being in the third person anD then I figured that must not be the norm.
The cats are for attention.
>>25470977
i sometimes dream in first person and sometimes in third
when i dream in first person i can feel a distance from myself sometimes
first person, at least most of the time
>>25470977
Always first person, usually not in color. I wonder why its not in color most of the time. It was always like this too.
do single women even exist?
no, there are only transitory women, women between dicks
>>25470924
there's a lot of single women dude. kinda sad desu
>>25470942
apparently not single enough
>girlfriend is going on a 3 month charity trip to Africa next week
Can long distance relationships work?
>>25470898
she gunna get BLACKED
3 months is not a long distance relationship. She's coming back. Just talk to her like once a week or so.
WHY IS THIS BOARD FILLED WITH FUCKING NORMIES I FUCKING MISS THE DAYS WHERE ALMOST EVERYONE WAS A ROBOT I HOPE YOU FUKING DIE YOU NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE TO YOUR CANCEROUS TUMBLR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your taste in waifus is surely inferior to my own
>waifus
>plural
r9k isn't the place for goddamn savages like you.
>RWBY anything
Disgusting fucking shit, you just ruined your whole list. Honestly consider playing in traffic.
>>25472202
>waifu
>more than one
You're a stain on this board.
