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Have you ever experienced a radical shift in your state of consciousness without the use of drugs?
What happened?
Yes i understood the name of god
I am that I am
Meaning he is everywhere you look. God is the universe. This sounds logical but when you understand and feel it everything becomes a miracle
I stopped caring as much about what people thought of me as a result of lengthy meditations on the ego. The moment it finally occurred to me that the ego wasn't all there was to me, I felt liberated, elated, and very happy. Things seemed very clear and vibrant.
>>25466620
I was fapping really hard and was going ham on my dick, was about to cum then suddenly it felt like my heart dropped and I went numb all over and everything zoomed out and my vision went purple and it was scary as fuck
Tall and sexy or short and cute?
>>25466360
Tall and sexy because I like flat stomachs
>>25466360
tall and cute
Flat and under-developed
Anyone use Tinder?
Started yesterday and have 40 matches. It's a nice confidence boost.
Everyone has 'not looking for casual hookups' in profile though. I thought it was specifically designed for casual stuff.
Legends say some people manage to get laid with this app, but I'm skeptical.
>>25466355
>40 matches
>mfw i've gotten 3 matches over 2 years of swiping right on every single girl except the land whales
>>25466355
Tinder went from being quite cool for me to being quite meh
See, there's a 13-17 side of tinder. Until recently I was 17. Every time I would go to a city and swipe right again and again I'd check the app a few hours later to see I'd made over 50 matches
When I'd stay in the countryside I'd roughly make 4 or 5 matches a day.
Now, a few weeks after I've turned 18, I get maybe a few matches a week.
Do the 18+ women want better written bios? Or better looking men?
My guess is that when I was 17, 15-17 yr olds would all be fine with matching me.
As an 18 yr old, most of the people tinder shows me are now women in their 20s. And it's very rare for young women to like even younger guys.
So yeah, tinder's basically gonna suck for me until I'm older.
/r9k/ user takes a girl on a date:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rX688DsFM8&feature=youtu.be&t=4m28s
>douwanangoonadate
>lefty handshake
>gets date
>>25466339
Now that same girl is probably crying about mjsogny in the gaming world.
jesus christ his voice is hilarious
I'm going to greentext my story. I saw a thread up about life stories but I'm paranoid it'll die before I finish up.
>as a kid, happy and carefree, got along with people, social, tall, happy
>noticed i don't really follow the other kids likes and interests, but think nothing of it
>fast forward to partway through elementary school
>start to feel a bit weird, like different music and stuff, developing bags under eyes
>horribly crooked teeth too
>people starting to ignore me
>still happy, whatever, I have friends
>fast forward about a year, 4th grade maybe
>outcast at this point. had braces so teeth were better but still looked like I never slept
>not hated or liked really, a few people bullied me
>teachers hate me
>still, I'm intelligent so good marks
>4th grade, have crush on the top stacey
>awkward but not socially inept
>my assigned seat is beside her
cont? I have horrible carpal tunnel, so I need to stop every so often
Please bump
>>25466287
>cont?
No go back to Reddit you cunt.
Also
>knew I was different
>ff to elementary school
Pretty fucking self-aware for a goddamned 5 year old. The bait is weak.
>>25466287
cont
>sweating
>glance over, tap her shoulder
>she looks sort of confused, she'd never noticed me obviously
>whisper in my ear that she's the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen
>she furrowed a brow
>ask her not to tell anyone
>agrees, trying not to laugh her ass off
>can already see how this is going
>end of class, everyone is crowding me
>some people are actually hitting me
>all the future chads-to-be are laughing their asses off
>stacey sitting there looking smug
>feel like crying
That was one of my worst days...
>fast forward again, 6th grade, new guy comes to the school
>at this point I had no friends, a couple people who would talk to me about generic shit but still didn't like me
>decide fuck it, I still have respect, introduce myself to him, let's call him arnie
>arnie is a bit of a sperg, but a genuinely great guy
>he was pretty much in the same situation as me at his old school, but more alienated
>arnie and I become best friends
>waiting outside the doors at recess every day for him, always talking
>damn he was an awesome guy
>eventually by grade 8, he moves away
>we both had lg flip phones, rich town, so we texted
>not the same, but better than nothing
>the rest of middle school I'm alienated again, until the new head stacey comes up to me (other one got unpopular somehow, don't remember)
cont'ing soon
is anyone at least lurking?
please?
ITT: Try to inflict the worst feels possible using the least amount of words.
>Should we tell him?
>>25467190
Do it fagget. r9k wants to no.
>no
Really depends on the circumstances but you get the idea niggy
>>25467190
>Just stop, anon. You're not funny.
>You were born the opposite gender in an alternative timeline
How do you think they're (or you're) getting on in that life?
Women aren't sentient so it's like asking what a spruce tree is doing
Presumably, being a spruce tree
>>25466171
This. I wouldn't be aware of anything, acting only on instinct
>>25466130
If I were a guy i'd be really ugly and antisocial person.. I'd probably kill myself knowing i'd never be in a relationship ._.
Is he still around?
>>25466114
is eggmann your dad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nt1ypRvIA0
No he left r9k.
When will Black Pill 2 come out???
he posted the other day
Is INFJ the worst?
No, that's INFP.
>>25465853
>>25465878
To be as a male? Yes
Enough of these normie personality memes
who here /hightest/?
>>25465843
Is that...photoshopped?
>>25465843
My god she looks juicy
she's a lesbian child molester, wouldn't fuck her with a borrowed dick
>kgf and i talking about new years resolutions
>try to sound like a normie "hurr durr i want to lose weight xD"
>tell her want to graduate too
>don't think many people outside dad will come to see me graduate
>she asks me how much i weigh atm
>tell her 268.2
>she tells me if i can get under 200 she'll fly over to watch me graduate and spend the week with me
>tell her that's not reasonable
>she tries to feed me some normie bullshit about how i can achieve anything and she'll support me
it's fucking ludicrous desu. it's not healthy to lose 70 pounds in five months, that kind of weight loss is only healthy over two years or more. i'm so fucking sick of normies thinking they know everything and trying to hurt me in the process. if she really cared about my health she wouldn't put such unrealistic expectations on me.
>>25465836
don't let girls dictate how you live anon
Healthy? You're not being healthy not and losing that amount at your starting weight isn't that hard.
>>25465836
fucking fatty, you should be glad she hasn't left you yet
there are 0 excuses to not go full auschwitz now and lose that weight
I can't be the only person who does this.
When I'm masturbating, I make damn sure when I'm pumping not to yank back the foreskin at the tip. This is really uncomfortable to me.
I have to make sure not to pull the skin back too much. I'm not circumsised btw.
Does anybody else carefully avoid yanking back the foreskin when jerking off?
Come on. I know I'm not the only person who does this.
I can yank back all the way with no issues. I'm uncircumcised and my penis works as intended.
There is not enough shaft on my dick for me to slide my 4skin back all the way.
What would happen if all women died right now?
would have to use science to make babies
>>25465691
Free sex dolls for everyone.
traps everywhere
also strong men rape skinny guys like in prison
Let's get to know each other
>Age
20
>Gender
mtf transgirl
>Sexual Orientatiom
Bisexual
>Dom, Sub, or Switch
Sub
>Fetishes
Humiliation, bondage, chastity, age play, gentle femdom, cuckolding, when girls talk to me in a motherly and protective tone
>Why do you think you have them?
Bad parenting and being a general loser
>>25465651
you seem bretty fugged up tbqh family.
>>25465733
That's ok anon :/ you're right for the most part. I think I'm nice and generally normal to be around but all of my low self esteem and general patheticness turned me into like.. Idk.. Idk what happened or how I got like this.
Feels bad and confusing desu
>>25465651
18
Male
Straight
Dom
Fetishes: the one one where you post this on /soc/ or /lgbt/ and gfto
Ask a fat, virgin, attention-thirsty fembot anything
It's I'm bored edition
How fat are you "fembot"
show fat tits you whale
>>25465436
why dont u lose weight?
