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I guarantee at least one girl in this thread has described you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3z65km/what_type_of_guy_is_definitely_not_your_type/
>>25465063
You should stop caring what women think of you. It's 2016, every girl above a 4/10 is sharing Chad and will only lower her standards once she hits the wall. Why try? Be yourself and buy prostitutes.
>>25465063
>these women actually saying what they really want
>giving up your pride so you can appease a few obnoxious reddit cunts
>>25465063
>have an Asian fetish.
Top kek, I love how fat angry white women know they cant compete with qt asian girls, white girls are good for a one night stand, but fuck getting hitched to a bitch who will look like a prune once they turn 28-30. Everything else on that list is typical bullshit, nothing new.
How can a fat,bald, jobless, glasses wearing manlet like Costanza get a bunch of girlfriends ?
>>25464973
women like funny guys
>>25464973
It's a tv show.
>>25465068
>funny guy
>Costanza
>funny
Pick one
>What's done is done, it feels so bad. What once was happy now is sad. I'll never love again. My world is ending.
I wish that I could turn back time.
>>25464928
Third impact is over...
The future of my youth has become the past.
>>25464984
I stick to cartoons
He sticks it in her ass
The fire rises, pour the gasoline. feelsgoodsenpai, if you know what i mean.
Sleep tight r9k : 3
>>25464819
I thought that was a big bunch of round worms from the thumbnail.
your dog is a fag
>>25464833
N-no its a real dog ;_;
Do you think blasians(blackwoman/Asian man babies specifically)would be as mentally ill as Eurasians?
Bumplea timpoee
>>25464611
Probably more. Black ghetto mother plus beta asian father spells bad news.
>>25464791
Ghetto black women generally don't date out
I guess I'm normal. Feels pretty good to be honest. I was feeling pretty clever at the start of that test, but it wasn't long before my thoughts became a scrambled mess of barely coherent thoughts trying to identify these patterns.
Anyone else want to join me in facing a potentially harsh truth?
>>25464526
124, done this test few years ago
130 professional testing and screening. ADD makes me disorganized and forgetful though.
>>25464526
did that test some while ago, got a 138.
since it only tests for pattern recognition I would hardly call it representative
the only thing we know for sure is that I'm better than you at recognizing abstract patterns which has little to no meaning
that being said, i really enjoyed that test and actually solved the hard ones numbers 30+ (i dont remember exactly) after the test was finished just for fun
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start playing Gravity Rush on my Vita
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still watch cartoons"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid on his DS
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep playing
>"I wish you could drive as well as you play that game"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us
Does anybody else go through hell whenever they play video games around their family members? Every time I let my dad see me play video games or watch anime he always does something like this.
>>25464442
Your dad sounds like a dick
>>25464442
Stop being a faggot and beat your dad up.
>>25464480
this
It's what he's waiting for, but you're too much of a wuss.
So i've been "let go" of at work, now i'm back to having nothing to do in life and having no sort of income to get by, my savings will barely get me through. I'm going to be homeless by the end of the month.
>>25464313
ah, the comfy NEET life...
right guys?
r-right?
>>25464313
Since you're going to be homeless by the end of the month, make getting another job your #1 priority.
Make sure you have more savings next time so you have more breathing room.
you think that is bad?
I'm searching for a hentai manga where that fat dude hits the girl gets called to the mother and then starts training both of them in bondage
but i cant find it
holy shit
Think about it my fellow bots
>You push her around all the time because she needs it
>You get disabled privileges (Parking, cutting in lines, etc.)
>Mostly likely going to be a virgin
>She going to view as a saint for going out with her
>She going to have to put up with your shortcomings
>Very hot wheelie sex
What is there not to love?
>>25464111
well normal people want normal girls.
you want a broken girl.what does that say about you?what kind of person are you?
>Mostly likely going to be a virgin
Nope
>She going to view as a saint for going out with her
Nope, she gets more attention from guys than you do from girls
>She going to have to put up with your shortcomings
You wish
>>25464148
I don't want a broken girl. I view my perfect wheelie gf as a god. My wheelie gf is a normal girl that just happens to be disabled. If you find only abled women to be regular I believe you have to expand your view of what's beautiful anon.
Does anyone knows what happened to him?
got his teeth kicked down his throat and thrown into the lake
I've never banged a babe. I'm not a stud!
>>25464031
>tfw you've been york before
feels fucking bad man, he should've just tried to let her go. he deserved better.
Who here /meditation/?
I don't do it that often but when I do, I note marked improvements in my cognitive functions. That is to say, I can focus better afterward. It's a small bonus but every bit helps doesn't it.
eh, I just take stimulates
>>25464097
Those are pretty good too, but when I combine both I'm unstoppable.
How do I into meditation, lads?
What does /r9k/ think of Davis M.J. Aurini?
He has some interesting things to say. Shouldn't have trusted that Jordan Owen though.
He looks like a psychopath.
>Oh look I'm smoking a cigarette
>While drinking some adult looking alcholic drink, just like my daddy
>Why don't people think I'm cool?
I honestly think he's trying to make anyone who agrees with him look bad.
>>25463978
He's a faggot that sounds like he has a massive dildo up his ass
if you could guess my name i will tell you "my little secret"!
Lucifer.
Rumplestiltskin.
Not got all day Tim
>>25463956
faggot
something original
Who here /psychedelics/?
I just took 100ug and I'm starting to feel it.
feels
good
man
I hear this stuff can raise your IQ, too if you take enough of it.
>>25463766
of LSD, that is.
>>25463766
Never done any drugs besides alcohol b4. Couple fronds where thinking of doing mushrooms and I was curious. Have you done them? Do you recommend them? Do you actually have hallucinations? Thinking of doing a relatively high dosage because it's probably going to be a one time only thing so I wanna make it worth while.
>>25463808
Haven't done them, but I've heard good things.
Things aren't really looking any different yet but I feel markedly different than normal.
>resting heart rate of 105 beats per minute
>18 year old male
How do I fix this? Ideally I'd rather be around 90 bpm.
Less caffeine and start exercising.
>>25463701
Eat less, exercise more. You may want to talk to your doctor first considering how high your heart rate is.
Op here
So like should I do cardio and treadmill stuff or what?
I don't have anxiety but I'm pretty unfit I suppose, even though I'm thin
