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This girl will be my practice girlfriend, what do you guys think? Been talking to her for a while and she might like me.
>>25459266
Looks like a trap.
Doesn't matter though, because it's not yours.
>>25459266
> That
> "Practice girlfriend"
Jesus H. Christ my man.
Nigga she's real girlfriend tier
I cheated on my girlfriend. Who else here is a cheater? Why does it feel so good to cheat?
>girlfriend
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT
>>25459043
>Why does it feel so good to cheat?
you're a narcissist.
>>25459161
She's not hot. You got nothing to be jealous of.
who /Jim/ here
>>25457742
i just realized how big of a cuck jim is
then again i guess he does steal that big dudes gf
>>25457759
Jim is perfectly capable of finding gf tho. And he did that atleast twice.as if we ever will
>>25457759
also keep in mind that in the end he gets the girl only thanks to the big guy acting like a retard
After a lot of hard work I finally got a prestigious and high paying job, now I want to travel to East Asia (Korea or Japan) and get a virgin asian woman to be my wife.
I've always found asian women to be the best.
What do you guys think about my plan?
>>25457243
Doesn't sound very detailed, please elaborate.
>Are you going to live there or take a long vacation?
>Will you just hang out and try pick one up?
>Any mail order style assistance?
>Where in East Asia? Or will you go many places?
>Preferences?
>Your age?
Fire away anon, I'm curious, then I can give you honest feedback. I also have the fever
I'd recommend checking out Ryan Boundless on Youtube.
>>25457290
>Are you going to live there or take a long vacation?
For now I'll travel only. Learning Japanese is also part of my plans.
>Will you just hang out and try pick one up?
Ideally I'd like to talk to them online first, then meeting them.
>Any mail order style assistance?
No, but I'd join websites where we could meet.
>Where in East Asia? Or will you go many places?
South Korea and Japan. The money wouldn't be a problem.
>Preferences?
Average looks is fine because I have yellow fever, but being virgin is a must.
>Your age?
Mid 20s.
Are you happy with the size of your penis?
>>25456784
its size is great
its mutilation status, however, is not
>thick 6.2"
Could be better but I'm pretty okay with it.
>tfw phimosis
At least I dont have a jew dick
Why do white women single handedly drive up divorce rates more than any other race or gender?
that's for interracial marriages in comparison to white+white you stupid cuck.
They have a higher rate of divorce because the white women who marry outside of their race are the genetic filth who have poor impulse control anyway.
Because they know how to work the system and were the first to ignore morals and values.
They want to believe they will never cheat, but they will.
They want to believe they are good girls, but they ain't
Women as a whole are terrible people, but white women are women who have been given the keys to the Ferrari while drunk and don't feel bad about it the next morning.
>>25466605
>because the divorce courts are heavily skewed in their favor
>because they've been told they're princesses their whole lives and should never have to deal with one moment of unhappiness
>because of unchained female hypergamy which tells them they should settle for nothing less than Chad
How the hell did our society fail to train us to deal with the opposite sex?
Don't tribes have all these rites of passage and initiation rituals and shit?
How come ours just sat us in front of television or computer screens and expected us to work it out by ourselves?
>>25466202
>How the hell did our society fail to train us to deal with the opposite sex?
They don't care.
>Don't tribes have all these rites of passage and initiation rituals and shit?
Different circumstances.
>How come ours just sat us in front of television or computer screens and expected us to work it out by ourselves?
They're spoiled.
Because this is what you get out of it: Children working to pay for Chad's clipper ship.
>>25466298
Let's bring back the rites of passage?
I for one think it is a good way to weed out the weak.
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to Stratholme tomorrow if you live in Loardaeron.
Happening thread will be posted tomorrow.
hue hue nicely meme'd
I am not prepared.
>>25466185
so long space robots-Loardaeronean
Why are gays so overt about their sexuality? Every homosexual male I've ever known has openly discussed their bath-house escapades, backseat blowjobs, butthole poundings, etc., as well as their degenerate sex fantasies. If a straight person talked about such things publicly, it would rightly be considered rude, off-color, and just plain inappropriate, yet gays can discuss the nastiest shit ever in mixed company and it's A-OK.
That's because the sensible gays, just like straight people, keep it to themselves.
> why do I only notice this loud minority??!?!?!
Men are naturally more sexually deviant than women
So when you get men together things get fucking nuts
>>25465900
Yep. That's why the whole "women are as horny as men" meme is complete bullshit.
Gay men love cock 1000x more than hetero women do.
I'm no good at making them feel shitty. I only seem to be able to make smalltalk for a few messages before getting bored.
another picture of that girl in the photo on the left
>>25465763
the embodiment of reddit, with less fat
>>25465763
Just ask her out Original
I find Linkin Park songs to be catchy and I like them overall but I have to pretend I don't.
Shit's not fair
>caring what others think
have a nice life, anon
Fuck your shit, Reanimation was their best album
i love linkin park, limp bizkit and eminem
why do you care what other think
/Elliot/
Post your Elliot related images, videos etc
We didn't have one of these in a while
elliotistan
>>25465321
I watch his videos every single day
Makes me glad i'm not the only one who feels like him
>>25465305
I uttered this a few weeks ago as I tried wine for the first time.
So why aren't you going to the gym regularly /r9k/?
>>25465139
I do go to the gym. It doesn't help me but I do enjoy it.
>>25465139
I do, I still look dyel but i look much better than my past self
one day at a time m8
>>25465139
going to go tomorrow desu
wish me luck, gonna make it this year
>get "pure virgin" gf
>she doesn't even want to make out
why would you ever want this you fucking idiots??
>>25465132
>she doesn't want a superficial waste of time.
She really is something else.
>get "pure virgin" gf
>sucks my dick in the first week of knowing her
They're all the same
>not corrupting her
What are you even doing?
>be me
>betafuck sinc etenage years
>only managed to get a kiss at 20, luckly and drunk as fuck
>even talking to girls makes me nervious, sweat panic
>also get nausea
>tired of this shit 22 virgin
>have stoner friend
>read about benzos and shit online
>get xanax
>take it anciety gone, can see how normie feel all the time. no fucks given
>spend day doing what ever the fuck i wanted
>got 6 girls numbers
>2 dates lines up
I've got some more too, literally no worries
Why the fuck are more robots getting on this? from no hope to i might be losing my v in a week
>>25465067
Im still on it and feel wavy so sorry for the spelling
bump, this is literally a cheat code to life.
>>25465067
>take Xanax
>feel nothing
whelp, guess it's time for suicide.
